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Show - Bent n Raving Ber Own Way. Sle was a fat old woman, with tht determined de-termined face of a grenadier, and she was seated in a Broadway car bound down town.. , Just as Twenty-eighth street was reached she jumped up, mode a dive for the door and announced to the astonished conductor that she wanted to get out, as she was in the wrong car. . "Where do you wish to go, ma'am?" he asked politely. "Downtown." "Then, madam, stay where you are; we are going go-ing there as fast as we can," he said soothingly. "You're not; I know better," bet-ter," she said,; excitedly. "But, madam" mad-am" "I tell 'you -yon can't fool me, you nor any other man. Stop the carl" And then she descended with much dignity dig-nity to the street to take a car going the wrong way, while the conductor gazed pityingly after her. New York Tribune. |