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Show To Change lie 'oe. Patents to make women beautiful are Humorous. Tiiereare. face powders by the hundreds and bust improvers by the score. The nose improver is one of the most curious of these crazy patents. It has made, it is said, a fortune for its inventor, in-ventor, and it consists of a metal shell formed of two parta, which are con-1 con-1 nected bv a hinge. The shape of its inside in-side is that of a perfect nose, aquiline Roman or Grecian, as yon prefer, and it does all its work at night. The patent states that the nose should be first wel bathed in warm water and then greased with olive oil until it is thoroughly softened soft-ened After this the improver is to be 1 attached and the person using it is to go I u,.a rirl aleeo until morning. At first, I it is said, the operation is somewhat I painful, but this wears off in a few ni'dits, and the soft cartilage of the nose soon begins to assume the form of the ! beautifid shape of the improver. At the i end of eight weeks you have a brand new nose which remaina with yon until you get tired of it, when you buy a different Btvle of improver and come out m a new nose quite different from your last one, but still beautiful-Frank Ci. Carpen- ( ter's Letter. . . j |