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Show THE SALT LAKE TIMES. TOiiyKSDAT. SEPTKMJHJ2 UTAH -:- - NATION jBAMK Of Salt Lake City. - - Capita, $200, OFnCEES : J. Mi STOUT, Tros. C. W. LYMAN, Viee-Pre- B, PARK, Hd Vice Pres. A. B. jonEs r DIRECTORS : C W. Lvman, W. II. Lyon, J. A. Jennings, Bolirer Kobrts, J. t n, l L. Williams, A. L. Williams T. K. Williams, Boyd Park, M. R - ' Louis Cohn, A. B. Jones, Thos. Carter, J. A. (iroesbeck ' J. M. Stoult, S. C. Ewing, Alex. Rogers. A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS TRANSACT -- Call and inspect our new Automatic opening and closing Vaults absolutely Fire and Burglar proof, and finest of their kind west of n Private Safes and Boxes for rent by the month or year at low rates --EXCLUSIVE DEALERS I-N-Sole Agents for v , Iaes Means; $3-0- 0 SllOfS. Spencer & Kimball, 160 Main Street. I 1 TO LOA) $21 DID ;We And Personal Security Unredeemed Pledges for Sale 50 per cent less than New Goods. Mall-Order- IFromptlsr --A.ttend.ed. to, Henry E. N. Phelps, 153 Main street, Salt Lake City. errg THE BONNIE BANKS 0' LOCH LOMON'. i' 'fr--l I - - - --ptpiyAyi ; 1. By yon bon-ni- n banks and by ' J 2. 'Twas there that we pairt-c- d in. - - i , .3. The wee bird - ies sing, and the Mailwr dove, with ammmtm. 0 J r--Lj PW-P-5 r , 3, 1; j j jji ...r r ai - 1 yoaboiinie braes, Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lo- - mon', Where I and my true love were ev-c- r wont to . yon sha - dy glen, On the steep, steep side 0' Ben Lo - mon', Where, in pur-pl-e hue the hielaud hills we spring, An' in eunlihiiie the - in', Bnt the brok - en heart.... it kens nae second CHOR US (Sing Treble line as Solo and repeat at Clio., ad lit, trkblb. Rather quicker. gae, On the bonuie, bonnie banks of Loch Lo mon'. O, you'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road, An view, An' tho moon com - in' oot in tho gloam - in', spring, Tho' tho waof u' may cease frae their greet - in', AXTO. t' if Hf T ' w' O, you'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road, An' vj. w . rail. a tempo. ITl ha in cot-lan-d - fore ye But I and my true love will nev - er meet On thd i1T I I' J1 J IH be in ScoWand a - fore ye ; But 1 and my truo Iwe will nev - er meet Oa tisa fehMrf-r-l j l m bonnie, bonnie banks 0' Loch Lo mon'. bonuie, bontde banks o' Loch Lo - mon'. SYurn, David James & Cc TINNERSPLUMBERS, Gas 1 Steam Fitter Dealers in Plumbing Material, Pumps, Pipes and Fittings, Steam Heating Suppiies, Tin and Iron Roofing, Galvan-ize- d Iron Cornice, Guttering, Garden Hose and Lawn Sprinklers, Filters, Etc. Ifo. 67 : Main Street. Pabst Brewing Co! (Formerly PHILIP BEST) MTLWATTKna WIS. Export, Bohemian, Hoffbrau and Select Blue Ribbon Keg and Bottled Beers shipped immediately upon order. THE FAMILY TRADE SOLICITED FREE DELIVERY! TELEPHONE 3651 B. K. BLOCHDCo., ST. .g-ents- . GEORGE A. LOWE, Dealer in All Kinds of First-Clas- s -- Agricultural Implements,- - 6CHUTTLER FAPM AND FREIGHS WAGONS, Coliliis BiiiGS, Mois ai Roafl Ci of every description. Steam Engines, Leffel Wheel: WAREHOUSES STATE ROAD BETWEEN FIRST AND SECOND SOUTH. THE EME FOUADRY MP MAWE mm Telephoned; : : 424 WEST FIRST SOUTH, : P. 0. Box 485. -::- -W. J. KING-::- - Ddaler In TINWARE & HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS. 279 Sontfi Main Street, Salt Lake UfoM M ii Montana laGMnery Company C. P. MASON, Manager Headquarters for all Glasses of Machinery. Engines and Boilers from power and upwards in stock for imme diate delivery. Steam Pumps, Injectors, Horse Whims, Hoisting Engines Ilck Breakers, Wall's Rolls, Ingersoll Air Compressors and Drill Lubri eating Oils, Mine, Mill and Smeller Supplies, Silver, Gold and Concentrat Ig Mills erected and delivered in running order. Maine Oice anfl Warerooi 259 S. Main Street, Salt Late D. S AGENCY. BUTTE. MONTANA. E. SELLS, J. TUCKER. H. W. SELLS. Sells & Corripany, Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Li First South street, opposite 14th Ward Assembly Rooms. F. 0. Hos 1078. old Pioneer Yard of Armstrong & Bagler- - MTitSDiiii- - Pacific (IJSfeli ON SALE XlSlF SYSTEM. MOUNTAIN DIVISION PRINCIPAL POINTS tweeu all Points North and East, EAST, WEST,! KI-ll- fiT7' MEOARD NORTH and SOUTH JU13T 23, 1S30. THE CITY "riCET OmCE. ' M l" DISTRICT, D. VAN BUSKIRK. OFFICE T. C. STE33L Tlie fanHiInratoiit! GENERAL REAL ESTA'lE BUSINESS TRANSACTED. SPECIAL ATTENTION FORMING OF SYNDICATES. AGENTS FOR EASTERN CAPITAL Wejfo not handle SNAPS, but GOOD BARGAIN EXPERIENCED OPERATORS and Members "ofWreaiT Esta BW 179 MAIN STREET, corner Second South. J. M. STULL & COMPANY, FIIB INSURANCE AGEN First-Cla- ss Board Companies Represented. No. 22 East First South St., Salt Lake City. Utah. Passenger Trains Arrive and Leare at Silt Lako City as follows: FKuM TnE NOHTH. (.OIXO NORTH AtlanticFast Mail Fast ' Vtah& Northern LoVai.:....:":::"in:S)am. lKxsoni-.m- . V at t'arlix Ejpivss Fast Atlantic and" Portland ' - 1:30 Portland iuidl'.utte Fast Mail l':L, Express .. & Butt8 Local Express.. 5:ft)D.ra FltOM IHB 80UTH. 7rj0p.nl OU3 SOUTH. KnrnUm-audEu-- : 9 iaJ m - reka Express 4:lSp.m. Milford Express 7:10a.m 4:15 p.m "CJtali and. ITevaa District. GOING WEST. ForfleldBeach. ............. OZ " " 1:1M)m s:45p.m :25).m " I'P m tExcept Monday aud Tuesday. 'Except Sundw- CKEI5S 5S BSI3S-SB-, Made to Order V T T ill "" S. W. ECCLES, C. F CenM Pastor A2,U "tSSEGUIE, neri (Am Tickets for Sale in Wasatch Building, 201 Main Street, Round Trip, 50 cents. nQatDePt- - Fare for and you lmd gone, I overheard yon telling Mr. Uellchiuuber out there on the front porch what glorious fun it was to o into the mountains in August and catch speckled beauties I" Chicago Tribune, Vacation Episode. "Maud. I should like to know the mean-ing of thia reception." "Mr. Hacard, you shall!" answered tlis proud country girl freezingly. "I havn found you out, sir. That is all!" "What do you mean, dearest " . "Don't come near mo, sir! Stay on th ether side of that table. I have found out that you have been amusing yourself at my expense." "For heaven's sake, Maud, explain." "I know I am frec kle faced, girl" she said, with flashing eye, "but I did not think yo capable of joking about it with your friends." "I haven't done anything of the kind, MaudI" protested the young man. "You have, sir! After you had had pro-eoa-to joe last night, aud I I had said Knew What He Wan About. Now Boarder That charming young lady whom I saw playing on the piano in the parlor, Mrs. Irons, in a sister of yours, I presume? I'lea.sed Landlady No, Mr. McGinnis, she is my daughter. "la it possible! How rery young you must have married!" Xew boarder gets best cut of roast beef, nnd his share of the pudding has all the plums. Chicago Tribune. THE MODERN MARTYR. As Boom as teacher leaves tbe bouse I Jes srita clown au1 looks M yellow men an' azure dogs in great big plctur books; I'm always flxed up pretty, an' my drosses are so nont That I'd be nios' sure to spoil 'em It I went out on the st met. My ma Is In society, an', though the weather's I dnsn' plAyout doors becos It Ain't Good Form. I think that poor folks' .children hare an awful jolly time, When I sue them from thcwlndow how thsy run au' jump an' climb! An' they tear their clothes jes frightful, an! they never seem to care; I wish that Iwaji with themas I watch them playing there. But I'm mother's little lady, an' I know that shs wou)i st43rm If I went out on the sidewalk, cos it Ain't Good Form. Philander Johntonin J'uck. ELECTRIC SPARKS. The wire to be used for the telephone between Paris and London is mado of bronze. Enthusiasts believe that all the telegraphic communication will bosu perseded. There are now 120 women in the Ber-lin telephone exchanges. It has been docided to use only women in the future, as it has been found that their voices are much more audible than men's, ow-ing to the higher pitch. A tree in Nashville caught fire from an electric wire. One limb was burned entirely off. A policeman threw water on the burning limb with a hose, and when the water struck the Are he ex-perienced a severe electric shock. Some one has invented an eloctrio mouse trap. It consists of a metallio cage containing cheese. The mice nat-urally approach it for purposes of in-vestigation, but the instant they touch tho wires an electric current strikes them dead. Instead of increasing the weight of lo-comotives to secure better traction ef-forts are being made to use tho electric current, as experiment has demonstrated that tho passage of a current through the driving wheels increases tho traction far beyond what additional weight ac-complishes. A Vieful Present. Mi H. Happy Father (.Had to see you, Bopgs; but what in the world is the ladder fur? Boxas For tho groom. Don't you sup-pose ha will want to kiss his bride? Muu-sey'- s Weekly. A Conductor' LLf Not a llnnpy Oo. Nervous Old Lady (taking harfhut ride on an electric) Are these curs perfectly safe, conductor? Gentlemanly Conductor Oh, perfectly, madam. N. O. L. (a few minutes later) I feel a very strange sensation, conductor. Do you think it is the electricity? G. C Oh, no, not at all; that is simply the motion of the car. N. O. Jj. (on the conductor's next ap-pearance) Is the floor thoroughly insu-lated? . G. C Thoroughly, madam. N. O. Jj. And yon hav never had any accident? G. C Nover tho slightest accident of any sort. N. O. Jj. (after two minutes of quiet) You are quite sure you have had no acci-dents? G. C. (who unfortunately is human) Vell, madam, nothing worth mentioning. Three passengers and a horse wore killed last week, and I lost a carload day before yesterday, but with the exception of a young trlrl and an old woman there has nobody boon killed today. Boston Times. It Wna a linston Home. "Git up!" exclaimed Miss Bunker Hill's cousin; but the horse did not move. "Tho animal does not seem to compre-hend." said Miss Hill. "Lot me try." "All right." "Proceed, Bucephalus!" And tho animal proceeded. Harper's j Bazar. Not at All Kxpllclt. Mrs. Lumkins (reading) Tho poor man fell from the chimney before the eyes of a hu ge crowd. When "ho was picked up he was suffering terribly, and his consequent demise was utttmded with awful agony. Mr. Luuikins Did it kill him? Mrs. L. Really, the paper doesn't say. Lawrence American. Making I'p lost" Xliiic. Mrs. Youugthing How long hava these eggs boon boiling, Bridget? Bridget Eighteen minutes, mum. Mrs. Yoniijrthimj Why, I told you to boil them only three minutes. Bridget Oi know that, mum, but tho kitchen clock is fifteen minutes slow, mum.- - --Burlington Free Press. Tonr Woman. "Yes," sighed the young wife, "I mar-ried a professional humorist and I wish I hadn't." "Why?" niked her friend. "Because lie reads all his work to me he puts it in t he paper. "Boston Cou-rier. How CouW He? Minnie Xow, Charlie, be sure to keep your word. I'll never forgive you if you don't. Charlie (in a despairing tone)-IIo- w can I when X hve given it to you? West bhore. Koutiue Work. New Reporter Anything for me to So today? City Editor (New York daily) Noth-ing special. Just walk up juid down Broadway, and write up tie pavement uplosions. New York Weekly. A Luon with Point. "Say, Brouson, lend mo a fiver, will you?" "Why do you use slang, my dear fellow? Why da you sy 'flverf' Isn't the word nickel good enough for you?" New York bun. A Kara Sight. "I tell you it was a musical treat." "What? At the Dime museum?" "Yap. The four handed man played duet Harper's Bum. |