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Show CHUNKS OF WISDOM. Boston Herald: The best way to tell a canvasback duck from a redhead is to look at the bill, Itinghainton Leader: The man who doesn't think bis bauy is the prize baby hasn't got any baby. ' Smith.Gray & Co.'s Monthly: Rivers like clocks, run down when the main spring ghes out. Phildelphia Times: Whether crowding crowd-ing the ears is right or not, a great many people stand up for it. St Joseph News: Time waits for no man, but there's ono man who beats time the conductor of an orchestra. Rangor News: Some men are so stingy they expect you to pay rent on the place you occupy in their esteem. St. Joseph Herald: An exchange asks if we have ever sce.i a cannon ball. No, but we have seen a whole blubber. Ringhamton Leader: The laziest boy in FCliool is always closest to the head of the procession when the circus is in town. |