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Show DEEI THE SALT LAKE TIMES. TtB V0L-- 5 1" l'AGKS SALT I.AKK CITV. UTAIL THURSDAY. I)K( 'KM lilyirlSlltg?1" l(i PA(?KS m7n. in ..i KM vf r Chrijma.' rnmoii but onre a year, And those who artii a mite of rhaar Hy (rift of hand an t rift of heart, They play more than a human part In lie obwrvam-e- . Their deed, J.lke the Master's own. Indeed, 1h divine. If bless'd It is to (five. Then bless the givers. Look may they live. Capt. Addleman A barrel of Pitts burg stogies. t- W. Movie Found a month organ which plays only Annie Hooney. t- --t- E. Le Fhron A key which makes no noise at nights when ho reaches the west side. 4-- t- F. T. lliatt A perpetual smile that lasts in all kinds of weather. - - T. Stringer A streak of solid gold six miles long. To the persevering they shall sleep with the queen of success. - C. K. Allen Drew out a 50,000 pol-icy which ho carefully deposited in the county archive. George Erb A tourist who didn't witnt the earth. Jay Gould The earth. Professor Younger found a man who didn't think he could dance without in-structions. The Times A multitude of new sub-scribers. George F. I'enhale disclosed an assay that had almost escaped through an aperture in his sock, which reveals to him that his Tintio investments have made him a prospective millionaire, - - Frank Stephens found an order for a champaign cocktail that bore Frit, Kei-pen'- s autograph. - Frank Ingham found a lillio of the valley and pressed it to his manly bosom not in the dictionary. --t- --t- Annio Rooney A sack of chestnuts. The Deseret News A skein of yarn and a pair of knitting needles. C. W, Penrose A revelation. Byrno Groo's other pair was at the laundry aud he was afraid to risk the ones he had. ' Colonel Nelson The colonel don't W. J. Smith A charming type writer who never makes mistakes. C. M. Jackson A bottle of pure old rye. 1. S He isn't drinking. Conductor George Reynolds dug way down iuto his socks and fished out a ticker 'that will leave no future doubt as to the pace at which Jim Blaine is traveling. e Sheriff Burt got an order for a silk handkerchief, a toothbrush aud a set ot store teeth. Walter Hubbard bit his moustache and tore his silk vest when he picked out an order for a streetcar ride instead of oue for a 1500 diamond from Max Fay. e Presedent Woodruff awoke to find his stocking bloattfd with congratulations from his people upon the elimination of the polvgamistie clause from the teach-ings of his church. e The bishop and preacher opened their eves to find a ton of black diamonds that bore the compliments of Coal King Williams with a soul in him as warm as the blazing furnace. t t t The pocr man on whose life cold chanty sdeds but little cbeer had his heart set aglow by the touuh of an im-pulse that kindles a warm response in men's souls. Mr. Williams lit the fire. Fred Leonard Tie pass to Denver. Bishop Walker Access to the real estate hydrant. t- - t t t Deacon KennedyBowl of Tom and Jerry. v. . t t t -- D. Van Buskork Tvi Bel in the Oralad mine. y t t t V Captain Schriner Hat r 'nil-me-plan. JiV t t t X NvV IColonel George Touscy-.pk- in, C.V '1 V heu Judg "HlawoiS fthis mori.ing and ex VSr.?! recesses of a No. 12 sock hjK; & that fcfo g' Vley sup-- -- C. W. Barnes got up with an east side appetite and no place to put il. 4- Stiperintendent Webber drew a horo-scope that bears unmistakable assur-ance of a year of unprecedented pros-perity. --t- - Charles Burton A standard attraction for the Salt Lake theater in Clara Morris. -- Ed l'orry got a neat but unequivocal little pamphlet jn "the lost cause." R.J. Jcs sup raised a Yale war whoop, a policeman's belt and a red blazer, --t- - W. H. Remington The only system of money making in existence. He will apply it at 6 o'clock this evening and retire at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. White House Phillips A double-bac-action to be sprunsr on Denver wear sox, but he set the office coal scuttle and captured a large auburn Italian sunset. John Doe found ntun days jag in his stockings this forenoon. R. G. Taysum don't much on Christmas, but he just fairly dotes on New Year and Thanksgivin'. John Smith went to bed with a head like this o But when he got up it had grown to this. Olney Dillon and George Ulrieh both found a prime shote that was divided ith the guests of tho Arcade. Colonel Nick Treweek found his stocking choked with dividends from hit mining interests. -- - , Banker James II. Bacon drew a bird's ye view of the Deep Creek railway Jhat in fancy penetrates a chapter of prosperous mining camps. J. W, Neff looked into his stock-In- g and turning to the uplifted window pjew a breath of fresh air. . J Billy Snyder left his sox in Hasting's. T r'hen he got up this morning he in- - I Rented a saying that will doubtless be- - ' )ome very popular, Ho said: "Blessed the man who expecteth nothing, for Ihis box shall not disappoint him." Scott peered lone and studi- - I - V " ' ' H .it.. ,..i iiia iiuvu' tion of an accomplished wife. The latter was a priceless gift. t t t United States Attorney Varian found a flaw in the indictment. t t t Judge Zano was not overlooked by his parishioners nor the supplicant at throne but in the stocking found a volume of public and professional ap-proval. t t t Colonel Ed. Kelley's toothpick heels came in violent and resounding collis-ion with a lazy floating cloud as he dragged out a certificate of total absti-nence for a year. t t t Commissioner Greenman experienced some difficulty in getting through the yarn-boun- fissures, but after a power-ful exhibition of pluck and persever-ance drew forth a life-size- sketch of customers who use the horn too freely. I - h-- II. O. Sphor A bucket of war paint and a bag of feathers to bo applied "cloudy nights. Marshal Parsons Found a barrel of sweet contentment which will be ap-plied in his daily avocation. t- - f- Postroaster Benton caught a private letter from the inspector which says he is a nice hoy and will be sent to Wash-ington to dance Johnny Wanamaker on his knee. - Governor Thomas An order to the Pennsylvania association of Utah to go east and find out what's the matttr with politics in the old Keystone state. Mr. Brown Case of Canadian whisky !5f) years old. John Rand didn't expect much in his stockings this morning, so he was not surprised when he found a house and lot, a promissory note on purgatory, a fragment of n restaurant steak, a pair of boxing gloves, a tin sword, a hobby horse, a bunch of lucerne and a small keg of nails. T. A. Davis ! x f !.'!!! ? : : ; ? ? o-- and a copy of "Seven Ways to Run a Newspaper." Some admiring friend of Colonel Real Estate Stoddard sent him an ex-cellent chalk plate engraving of George Washington in the act eof chopping down a large waist sherry tree. It was certainly a bachelor who sent )usly into the stocking and then drew Jut a guillotine the blade of which ihreatens to descend ere another official (poch has been registered. - At Thompson drew up the proposition Jhat is to be submitted to a dark-eye-livinity and whose reply will forever Ihape bis destiny on earth. C. E. Allen drew a picture of the com-forts of official responsibility and mailed Jt to "Ferg." Judge Wampler A bird's-ey- e yiew pt Deep Creek. The Times compositors A sixteen-pag- e paper. Al Kennedy drew a life-size- portrait f "McGinty" which was expressed to Teddy Hawkins. Judge Marshall frowned an ominous frown as he drew from its aromatic moorings notice to file a briof. h h -- - Judge Laney went into almost hys-terical exultation when he "unearthed" ta opinion that was not reversed. - t- County Attorney Eichnor imiled a stage smile as ho hoisted from the bowels of a 7x10 a rotainer in a di-vorce case. f- Major Bynon A six mile link of good .old Welsh sausage. - General Connor An extended lease of life and rest after years of gallant lervice. Major Andrews --A new kind of cat species decided by next Christmas. Charles Schriener A bottle of stiff hair oil to be used right now. - --f- --H Salt Lake Institute of Architects The the contest between the canines, t t t Bailiff Sprague in emptying his bal brigans drew forth a lofty "eye-opener-with carte blanch to a "night cap." t t t Major Editorial Holmes jumped to the ceiling in riotous glee when he picked out an editorial that "touched the point." M t Marshal Parsons rummsgod around in tho chambers of a No. il slocking and dragged forth the gratitude of his wards for a turkey dinner at the pen. Assistant United Stales Attorney Critchlow lack his time in going through the "dark continent" that swung from his bed post but landed a corpus delicti that will bo heard from in the Moss trial. t t t Judge Rawlins rooted up a motion to set nsido judgment in an important Ed Smith a copy of "Paradise Lost." Frank Dyer A private note for $50,-00- 0 in consideration of his services in the gas and electric light business. v Commissioner Norrell turned his sock wrong side out and a plug hat fell upon the tufted floor of his chamber. Well there's no laugh! Of course you can't get a plug hat in an ordinary sock. Commissioner Pratt looked in a mo-ment and drew up a complaint. Fred McGurrin fathomed his No. 4 and consulting the "spirits" drew his salary for January! Judge Andorson drew a lofty attitude as he searched his stockiug to its depths and found a notice of appeal. Deputy United States Marshal Bush J. P. Bache A corkscrew. f- --t- B. K. Bloch invoiced the con-tents of a silk stocking he had bar-rowe-d for tho occasion and then raised helen blazes. - Bast-Terr- y Wlgton put on his eye-glasses, looked long and intently into the cavernous recesses and drew a spirit picture of Sitting Bull. f- r E. Reporter Ivans drew on his im-agination and bore it away with a twenty dollar gold piece from Colonel C. E. Wantland. - Mr. Tom of the Union Ticket office An additional pair of arms to be ap-plied to the fair sex. f- Col. T. Why (?) Wickersham took out an order for a lot on Arlington Heights. h f- Col. T. A. Davis dug deep and des-perately for fully ten minutes before drew up the plans and specifications for a baby carriage. e Major Bond found a decree of divorce awaiting him. Harvey Carlylo drew on the whole-salers for another cargo of the ardent. The prisoners in both city and coun-jail- s drew a turkey dinner aud gave thanks to Mr. Ralleigh. O. Fay A yearly pass to travel to the southern part of the city. Earl D. Gray A spaii of mahogany horses and buggy so shinny. e Elmer Darling A litter of mastiffs. e J. M. Kennedy A thirty-fou- r bicycle to ride around town. Also a wicker basket full of carrier pigeons. e F. A. Hale A letter .begging him to furnish plans for .the. World's Fair buildings. , , case. t t t J. A. Senborn Nice gold headed cane from the boys down stairs. t t John T. Daniels Smoking jacket from his best girl. S. S. Dickinson A McCallum porous plaster. t t t Harry McCallum Chinese baby four feet long. t t II. H. Meloy Copy of The Times. V. II. Lett An addition west of the Jordan. t t t Harvy Hardy Scalps of delinquent members of the exchange. t t t Judgh Colborn Copy of the resolu-tions. t t t W. L. Brown A speaker's gavel and several knockdowns. ft t Jay Gould Davis An iron safe lillod with mining stocks. reaching bed-roo- on which ho found a portly check for dividends from Tel-lurid- e investments. h-- Judge Tribune Goodwin drew a blank which he endorsed over to Dele-gate Caine. - - Harry McCallum drew an artistic dia-gram of tho projected "conduit" through which the electric current will steal its way in the future. - Marshal John M. Young, after a long and arduous search through tho cata-combs of a perfumed soc i, drew forth testimonials of esteem from a hundred sources. Sergeant Billy McCurdy drew a rod when that new bady got up aud at-tempted to usher in Christinas with a squall. --r- - --H Oflicer Parker is never forgotten. He was the joyous recipient of an order for a set of curls. whole outfit received a good whipping by Apponyi. t- - Ed. Opdyke A position on the Penn-sylvania railroad. Salary $25,000 per year. C. E. Williams A Mexican dog; reg-lua- r beauty. -- - Rio Grande Western Keyes A house and lot in Perkin's addition. To-day he's a happy man and his clerks think he's pretty slick. Hardy A mysterious pack-age which when hulled contained the word success in diamonds. -- George E. Hedges A dream that bu would soon receive a vast amount of Inoney from the ould counthry, r- t- Louis Hyams Wauts the public to know that he got a bird's eye ail which says he's not going to Denver but is at bis office in the Progress building. '' completed is 1HT.1T2. Of this, 3rt.lM2 miles, or over 22 per rent, were con-structed dining the last five years. MI mnil ii'ims IVIcjrrajiliio vm thin Aloriiing 1 JtatluT Lilit, Itut Thon it is Christ mas Iay. Uoole Jerry Ensk Doesn't Want to be Classed in With the Presiden-tial Candidates. TOR HARBISON ALL THE TIME. llotilangforisni is Dead and the Once l iiivorsally Admired General in Forgotten. 'if The Oklahoma Legislature Last Night Adopted a Complete Code of Laws Before Adjourning, SiX NEGRO MURDERS ARE STRUNC UP. A Chrlatmes Kve Knit Anions the Blacki Oihi-- r I:, in of (Ipurrel Interest From Oivr the Cuntrjr. WASHtNtiTor, f"0. 25. Secretary Rush said he was sorry to see his name connected will) an urlicle recently pub-lished giving the farmers' vote on pres-idential candidates for 1893. He y regrottud any attempt to turn the attention of republicans away from President Harrison as a candidate. His administration, he said, had been a clean one, directed to the best interests of the whole people, and he confidently looked for his re nomination and re-- : election. 3 LIMB PARI ! Christmas l'remlum Artioles The Conl dilutions WInntuff the C. V. Want land Prizes. Oraphio Description of Salt Lake City u Health Resort and Place For Investments, SALT LAKE CITY IN THE TEAR 1900 A Magnificent I'rophery f Ui Future (iroatness of the City ' of the, West. The Prizes Carried Off By E. 0. Inn aud 0. M. Jackson- - Weil-Kno- Newspaper Man. THE NEW CITY HALL COMPLETED The Times in a Foiirteen-Slor- y lSuilliii-Tl- ie Lincoln Park Opera House Opened. Sketches of the Deep Creek Railroad Magnates Maggie Mitchell Still i on the Stage. s 0GDEN ANNEXED TO SALT LAKE. The Rank Clearings Amount to $ 1 2,5 1 ,275 per Week-Sm- ed- -- ley tho Head of the Miiitfa." Pennsylvania and Ohio Oil and Gas Wells Played Out Utah Supplying the United States. OVERHEAD WIRES DISCARDED. IMcknrd.One of the Oldest Inhab-itants, Pokes Fun at the New City Hall. THE TEMPLE WALL TORN DOWN. Messrs. Gillespie, Oulmer and Wells, the Judges, Awarding the Prizes as Already Named. They Were Selected From a Number Contribution!, AU of Unusual Merit, Peerless Salt Lake City, lying like a gem in one of the loveliest valleys ever carved out from the mountains by the haud of Nature, with her wonderful dead sea shimmering like silver in the west, and her grand snow crowned mountains standing like sentinels to the east where in this land is her equal? After following their way through sandy plains and rocky defiles for thousands of miles, worn out by toil and privation, is it any wonder that those sturdy pioneers stood spell bound when they reached the mouth of Emi-gration canyon and feasted their tired eyes upon tho beautiful panorama spread out before them? Is it any wonder that it seemed to them the promised land, and that as they lookod the thought camo to them that their long journey w as at last ended, and that the work of laying the foundation of a great city was begun? Those early pioneers budded wiser than they knew, for their plan of the city today elicits the warm admiration of all who visit it. Laid out in regular blocks 6(10 fee? square, with streets 132 feet wide, th walks fringed with beautiful shade trees, which are watered by streams of pure canyon water, it is truly a city of "magnilicent distances" and beautiful vistas. The rich, alluvial soil of the valley responded generously to the efforts of the early husbandmen, and for many years agriculture was the principal pur- - suit of the people. Shut out, as it were, from the great world, the citizens wholly dependent upon their own ef-forts, but slightly known, and when known but slightly esteemed. Salt Lake's growth was for many years very slow. The circling years swept on, and wrapped up iu their religion, contented with their first occupations, the people remained Ignorant of the vast natural resources by which they were surrounded, until, at last, in 1870, the great transcontinental railway was RAILROAD FARES IN MlCHICAN. A Derlalon Kulak I. lung the Validity of the Kecnt Art. Dktiwit, Dec. 25. Tlio supreme court of Michigan handed down an im-portant decision establish the validity of the graded railroad act. This pro-vides that nil Michigan roads whose earnings are WOOO per mil? per annum are limited to 2 cent a mile; earnings between 12000 and JJIOOO. 2 cents, and all others it cent, special provision be-ing mado for the upper peninsular roads. . SIX NECROES STRUNC UP. The Lyncher! In Virginia Were Unite In- - dimtrtoii. Washington. Dec. 25 A special to the Tost from Petersburg, Va., says it was reported that five negroes, arrested for the murder of Dr. K. II. Kiggan in Mecklenburg county, Saturday night, ami committed to jail, were taken from the jail and lynched. Richmond, Va.,' Dec Kinch Free-man, a nero, charged with the murder of N. B. Adkins and his mother, was lynched by a party ot masked men. FOR BREACH OF PROMISE- - A Chicago Aetreu Kuea a Younc Board of Trade Men. CnirAf.n, Dec. 25 Miss Mary rat-tric- e Whitebeck, an actress, has begun suit against A. V. Blakelee, a young board of trade man, for $2000 for breach of promise. A nog Divorce Mill. New York. Dec. 23. William Du-ric- a Hughes, a lawyer who ran a bogus divorce mill on Broadway, was arrested on a benchjwarrant issued on complaint of Pendleton of Fort Worth, Tex., one of his victims. It was inti-mated that Compbell and Buttner, Hughes ex-- j irtners, will be arrested soon. , Ilerrlnoa1 Old Partner Wilt Die. I.vdainapo.is, Dec. 25. Information was received," tonight that Judge C. Hines, or thirty years residing in this city, and fifteen years law partner of President Harrison, was stricken with appoplexy at Ludlow, N. H., aud will die. Afnrilitred by llor Ilnehand. New Your--, Dec. 23. Mrs. Bridget Donnelly was murdered by her husband Henry Donnelly this forenoon in a ten-ement houso in Brooklyn. Tho mur-derer was arrested. The cause of tho crime was the woman's refusal to live with her husband. BOULANICER IE FOFCOTTEN. The Ueneral'e la Now a Thing of the I'n.t. Paris, Dec. 23. lioulanger was the subject of interest and discussion in the chamber of deputies. A year ago at i:n eloclion in oneconstitiieney of Mont-matr- e Boulanger headed the poll. His vote, however, was rejected, and the seat awarded to Jollin. The latlerdied a month ago and an election was or-dered. Boulanger sent a manifesto, advising his partisans to remain neu-tral at the election on tho ground that he was the rightful member. There wore many candidates and none re-ceive! the required majority. Another election w as held soon after, Boulanger repeating his manifesto, but this time Lovy was elected. Bonlanger.s friends then determined to press his old claim to tho seat before the chamber. This was done yester-day. A feature of tho debate 'was the speech of Lagurero. formerly an ardent supporter of Boulanger. He said he voted against tho claim of his leader from motives of public policy. Boulan-geris-was dead, aud the sooner this fact was recognized tho better for the country. A Splendid Sugar Crop. Havana, Dec. 25. The cane fields in all the sugar-producin- districts con-tinue to exhibit a splendid appearance, excepting those in the western part of the island, which suffered from drouth. Dlrd, A grit lis Yearn. Santa Fe, N. M.. Dec. 24. Pedro Antonio Lopez died near hero yester-day at the age of 1 15 years, surrounded by several generations of decendants. A I'romlnout Denver Merchant Dead. Dknvkk, Dec. 25. W. II. Daniels.the wealthiest dry goods merchant in Colo-rado, died yesterady morning of paralysis. FLASHES FROM THE WIRES. Knoxville, Tenn., had an earthquake shock yesterday. Mrs. O'Shea is in Paris and expects to see Parne.U over there soon. The schooner Mary Ellen, from Salis-bury, Md., is reported lost, together with a crew of fifty men. The Chicago city board of education unanimously voted down a proposition that extracts from the Bible be read daily in the public schools. The proposed duel between Brousse and Dunia.y, at Paris, has been aban-doned. Brousse has formally apolo-gized for his assault upon the deputy. The British ship Talookdar, from Cal-cutta to London, sunk in collision with another vessel. The captain anil twenty-tw- of tho crew were drowned. Miss Frances E. Willanl tirc'i.l.,nt ni the Woman's Christian Temperance Union, comes to the defeuse of Banker Kean of Chicago, who is a leading pro- hibitionist. An Indianapolis paper asserts that the new reaper and binder trust will on :he first of the year discharge several hundred men from their factories and offices throughout the country. It. is said that Senator Butler will in-troduce a joint resolution in the senate proposing a disfranchisement of the ne-groes and reducing relatively the south-ern representation in congress. Sev-eral southern senators are said to favor it. LAWS FOR OKLAHOMA. The I.rgLlalure at the Last Moment Adopt a Complete ( ode. Gi TiiiiiE, Dec. 25. Oklahoma's first legislature adjourned last night. It has passed a complete code of laws, a com-pilation of the Dakota, Iudiaua, Ne-braska aud Illinois statutes. Tho capi-tal question was uppermost in the minds of the members, and every other measure was secondary, but, when they found that Governor Steel would not approve a capital removal bill, they got down to work in earnest and did all they could to adopt a code of laws best biiitable to the people of Ok-lahoma. A CHRISTMAS RIOT. A Free Fight at a Negro Featfval in Ala-bama. BnoiiMiiiAM, Ala., Dec. 25. Near Oxmore there was a big Christmas fes-tival at a negro church last night. Late at uight several meji who had been drinking heavily got into a free fight. Tho lights were extinguished, and w hile the screaming men, women and child-ren were trying to reaeh the door shots were tired. Ben Butler was killed and Tom Alexander and Hobson Mcintosh fatally wounded. Several others received wounds, and a number were hurt in their rush to get out. No one could tell who tired the shots, and no arrests were mado. A Neat Preeeut. The many friends of Mr. P. S. Hoag, the popular pressman of the Tribune, presented him with an elejrant oil can of finely polished brass. The presenta-tion speech was made by C. M. Jack-son. MILES OF RAILROAD. About SKOO Milne Were Added to the Total Mileage or the Country thie rear. New Yokk, Dec. 25. Statistics com-piled by the Engineering News show the total addition to the country's rail-way mileage during this year was 58C0 miles, or about TOO miles more than in IBSli, The total amount of railway now 7 Only One Way. Louisville Courler-Jii- nal. A cocktail cannot be made mild. There is nothing in it that can be mod- - erated. The only tiling that can be done is to make it shorter. |