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Show Alleged Wit. Tho ground-hog Sausage meat. Judge. Claws iu the will tiugers of the lawyer. law-yer. Boston Herald. An esteemed luxury A Turkish bath. Hoot and Shoe Recorder. When dentists go into partnership they ought to pull together. Texas Siftiugs. How a locomotive engineer can make his own headlight by drink too much. Texas Sittings. Man is often fonder of his dogs than he is of his kin; but, then, a dog never contests his will Puck. Few men sow their wild oats without getting more or less rye mixed iu with them Atchison Globe. Rhode Island is such a little thing republicans re-publicans aro trying to overlook it, New Orleans Picayuuo. The man who is perfectly wrapped up iu himself is easily done up bv other people. Terre Haute Express. I)e man what's, always waiten' for somothiug to turn up wi'll find it when his toes turn up. Chicago Light. A correspondent desire to make it known that tho compensation for Action is a storied earn. Washington Post. It is possible for tho saleswoman to havo shop made teeth that are perfectly per-fectly natural. Terre Haute Express. A boy never so thoroughly realizes that quarrelling is sinful as when he is getting licked in the light. Cape Cod Item. Tho cat has nine lives, which shows that nature had a pretiy fair idea of what the cat would have' to aro throuch -Life. Sometimes a man takes such a high moral ground that he can't stoop down to help the needy and distressed. Texas Siftiugs. A great many men talk of hiding their talent under a bushel who do not realize that a thimble would do just as well. Atchison Globe. It is said that Jefferson carried his simple tastes into official life. Lots of of office-holders do that, but the trouble is they tasto too often. Texas Siftiugs. When a fellow is iu love with a girl, he can hardly believe that she returns his affection. But when he hears that some girl ho cares nothing for is in love with hint it does not surprise him in the least .Terre Haute Express. |