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Show A Trick of the Trade. Owner of Premises (to tenant) Xow, I Jonas, you may show me those rooms that you thiuk need repairing. I Tenant (with alacrity) All right. We'll beiin with Owner (enthusiastically) Oue moment! Is this your baby, Mrs. Joues? What a remarkably re-markably pretty little fellow! Ootsy, tootsy, toot-sy, pootsy! Won't you como aud sit on my knee, baby? Blea its little bright eyes! l'il be along in a minute, Mr. Jones. Mrs. Jones (to baby) Go and sit on the gentleman's knee, dearie. (To Mr. Jones) John, I don't sea that there's anything about the house that needs fixing up this spring so very badly.-CbJcago Tribune. |