Show r l FIRST READER HEADER This Tills Is in a steer Where is the tIle steer fhe The steer is I on the ranch Will VIII the steer leave lea VI the tho ranch We hope so I What bat are those things on the tho steers steer's head Horns Are they necessary Well VeU you have to use something In hamburgers I 1 I Oh see the steers steer's taut allt Yes it Is a long tall tail What Is the taU tall good goed for If the war lasts long much longer you will find out I The steer looks nervous You would look nervous too If you were a steer What makes the steer nervous The Government Chester Bowles the Black Market the Rancher the Ultimate Consumer etc Why by do they make malte the steer nerv nerv- nervous nervous nervous ous The steer knows that he would get better beUer protection under the rules of ot bullfighting I IThe The steer looks round Yes and so would you If tt you were In its place What makes maltes the steer round shout dered tIered He gets that way standing under the ceiling Does Docs the steer have to stand un un- under under Under der a ceiling Come come dont don't you ever read the papers 5 Why Thy does docs the steer stand under tinder a ceiling To get across the street What street streetT Pennsylvania avenue Oh look What's That's happened The ceiling seems to be changing Yeah It seems ms to be going up It is going up about four dollars Why Shy are pre they riving giving the steer a anew anew new ceiling It seems there was waa agitation Who agitated The butcher the OPA and the peo peo- people pie who were tired of ot mutton multon and pork Do people eat ceilings No the beef stews only taste that way Now Nov the ceiling Is 18 higher will the steer teer cease to be round tIered dered Round or flat fiat you'll be glad to get iet it You can depend on one thing What Shat Is that The consumer will become be ome round- round shouldered Why Thy Looking for a ft meat market where ceilings make any difference End of Lesson S S S STIlE TilE THE CLOTHING INQUIRY Washington is getting after the clothing situation It Is out to roll roU rollback rollback back the prices of shirts drawers drawer rompers suits cults dresses and what not Its It's about time It has been thinking think thInk- thInking ing tag too much about beef beet and not enough about shorts S I S What Is important to the average American more hamburgers or more underwear I There hasn't been as much of a public howl bowl over the high costs costa of dressing because the uneven distri distri- distribution distribution distribution hasn't been so glaring It Is not easy to tell when one man Is getting the best shirts Or whether er Cr Mrs l Beemish Is able to buy the choicest cuts of while Sirs Mrs Mooney looney hasn't been able to get ret any any- anything anything thing but the tile roughest lingerie In JI a year I Unlike the situation In the meat crisis you have not been able In a t clothes shortage to go down to Joes Joe's place and get all the apparel you wanted U If down to your last pair of pants you fOU couldn't go to a smart restaurant and get them in all styles and colors at a price 5 We haven't heard beard of a black pants market marke But It may come soon It may take points to get a pair of socks a pair pain of pajamas or a vest before long S S S Mrs Whitney said the shortage of women in Alaska was accompanied by an absence of other things things- there here are no Insects no rodents no dust Just no poison polson ivy Newspaper Newspaper tem Item Is that putting it tt nicely S S S General Homma of Japan says It is assumed that the Japanese Grand Fleet will now abandon Its passiveness What the general is Come Out Come Out ome Out Wherever er You Are |