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Show A I'MV SMILE I'UOVOKEKS. The late arrival at the ball room is like tho dance itsclf--au uudue-late-iu motion, Hotel World. By a strange metamorphosis, the man who wins in a half-mile dash starts out afoot aud comes in uhead.fElniira Gazette. It is tlie same with a man as it is with his house; you will find all sorts of use-less use-less things in the upper story. f Atchison Atch-ison Globe. It is only natural that the Puritan should get into trouble at Hell Gate, That is no place for a Puritan. Terre Haute Express. . "People were absolutely turned awnv trom the doors last lii'ght." "So 'I heard. They were your creditors, chiefly, I'm told." Puck. Don't be a clam. If you've got to bo anything of the kind, be a mud-turtle. Then you may have gome snap to you Binghampton Republican. Isn' t a departed clain a dead open and shut? Texas Sittings. , When good artillerymen die they should be caunonized. Washington Star. Tailors say that the fast man is en-erally en-erally pretty slow about paying up. Boston Post. A. watchman ought not to feel run down when his affairs are wound up Hotel World. Everybody else gets tired in this world before tho man who makes vou tired. Atchison Globe, . There is usually something ou foot when a man takes his Way to tho chiropodist. chi-ropodist. Boston Courier. |