Show MEDICAL MEDICAL MIRACLE General tells this s one which occurred at his first post in Fort Leavenworth Kans 35 years ago It seems there was a private who had goldbricked his way into the post hospital where he had enjoyed a comfortable fortnights fortnight's vacation while the doctors and nurses fussed over him About to be discharged he dipped his thermometer into acup a acup acup cup of hot tea while the nurses nurse's back was turned Later when the nurse told him he must get et ready to leave he pro pro- tested Why I was much worse this morning he said Im sure my temperature was up Yes I know replied the nurse It was up to degrees Youre You're I dead That's why were we're moving you youl I |