Show f 4 a aI V I I uw I I ADOLF ADOLV AND AN THE TIIE KAISER I Wilhelm Yoo Wilhelm-Yoo Yoo hoo Adolf How's Hows I I you doing i j i Adolf Keep AdoU-Keep Keep Dont Don't you know youre you're dead and done for I Wilhelm Wilhelm Yes Yes Do you I j I Adolf If Adolt-If If I never hear another word from you It will be great I Wilhelm I I cant can't help laughing You harped so much about me not knowing k how haw to lick the world Adolf Forget AdoU-Forget Forget it Ive I've got troubles enough You'd You'd better belter get your your- yourself self salt a n bucksaw Adolf Nobody AdoU-Nobody Nobody will ever see me using a bucksaw What's Wilhelm-What's What's good enough for tor forme torme forme me will be good enough for tor you Adolf That's Adolf-That's That's ridiculous I 1 gave the German people a leadership it II will never be able to torget forget Wilhelm You Wilhelm-You You said III ill t. t Adolf ne Ise He sarcastic If It you wish Ih but history will prove you were Hero ero never In the same amo class clans with mo me as all a n warrior Wilhelm 1 I hope so sot III Adolf As Adolf-As As leader of Germany I 1 had Imd a much bluffer bigger program than you ou ever dreamed of or of Ill I'll Ill I'll give you yeu no em lI ar sr argument argument on that nut Hut look what happened to II it II Adolf Adolf J 1 hid had a lot of bad lurk luck Wilhelm Yah Yah and It came from Irom the sumo same places mine came from England l and the United States It always mo me that you didn't profit from fromm my m mistake In drawing In lu Amer lea ica Adolf Adolf It If II U puzzled you think what bat It does doell to me I had the tho J English as good as all knocked oat out early In tho the war Wilhelm Wilhelm The The English 1 are arc nev nev- never never er dangerous except in tho the final Inal rounds 1 I could have warned you Adolf Ad Why Adolf-Why Why lf-Why Why didn't you Wilhelm l livery Wilhelm-livery time I 1 tried to reach you you were w re climbing into a n microphone They Tiley didn't have havo mikes In my day Iby Adolf What Wha What a break that was wasl I 1 think maybo maybe I 1 went too far lar on oa GOtho the tho radio Wilhelm Why Wilhelm-Why Why the tho maybe Dont Don't rub it ft In We both made big mistakes You Wilhelm-You You took all my mis mistakes mistakes takes and did them over In technicolor color I Adolf I AdoU-I I stilt still cant can't see how it hap paned It all aU seemed so easy France was w as a pushover England was an anold anold anold old America was Just a n deco decaf decadent dent race taco of softies Wilhelm You Wilhelm-You You sound like one of my old phonograph recordings Save Savo time Grab a saw and get busy Adolf The AdoU-The The Allies wont won't let lel me SAW wood And no country will let me set up a woodpile Wilhelm Are Are you sure Adolf I AdoU-I I have It In writing I Wilhelm Well Im I'm sorry old man Tho The world isn't what it used to be Adolf Youre You're telling mel met metS S 1 e and the National Housing agency have decided to permit the release of materials for alterations and of at buildings to pro provide vide Tide more flats where extreme hous hous' housing housIng ing crises exist But Dut first a com corn community must be declared a II critical area the announcement says Watch for the Ule rush of ot politicians In cities all over the country to have their towns declared critical areas Oh man mans I It was bound to happen We talked to a II Miami Bench Beach man manby manby manby by phone yesterday yester ay and asked why he be didn't mlle make his proposed trip north Dorth this year ye r. r rI I aint up to it It he be replied Those northern hurricanes have mo me mosca scared red NICE NICI GOING GOI iO John Kieran Jr was given n the bronze medal for meritorious achievement the other day In III the cold language of ot army awards the tho medal was for tor outstanding lead leadership I and Ingenuity in en using enemy materials against its former owners o in ht North Africa from July to August 1943 1043 9 13 In simpler language the younger Mr Kieran facing n tough question an an- answered answered it Jt even more rapidly than his old man Restaurant Observation In my passage through II I Ie Ive I've e distinctly observed td lie He stands stands and and he wails wafts II Who expects to be served td Amy my Grief I I PRIVATE ATE TURKEY P MAKES 1 A Dear Ed Edl i I just had a close call inside Ger Ger- GerI German I many man I noticed so soon as I In In- Invaded Invaded invaded I the th place that nobody run out outto outto outto to shower me with kisses kines and at first I get sore Well know hat hap hap- happens happens pens A looking good-looking Nazi girl throws I Ia a kiss at me and the next thing I know I 1 am in a ambulance I Them Germans even mine their kisses Oscar |