Show A PROFANE revelation lit how joe smith manufactured his bible rhetorical chloroform in the smith mansions mansion the smith fleas make themselves disagreeably sociable the tol lowine lively and irreverent story is ii from tho the cincinnati times and we reproduce it atia in our columns as 03 not unworthy tho the permal of the children oZion the steve who figures so prominently in the tive we have ft a larling barling co can D bo be 0 O other than stevo flar hardini Hardi dinc oi a former oriner governor of utah A re reporter arter ot of the A tipiti W when a boy aop was bean n attentive ha listener t or to his bis moth bible stories about tho the pa roh bo be always wanted to see sea a patriarch or see some I 1 orson who hid bid seen ono and no words con cm tell hu his vexation on loArn ling that mot the do dy y bad gone by that DANIEL AND HIS LIONS welo acio til led dead and that even old ill jolin john llo biason who had bad been ia tho the lion business for nearly two score acore years and nd tea en could piro give no I 1 tory cry information in arcq d to old lions or patriarchs ibis desire winch which hungered so BO in boyhood has hai uw no altogether left him bim abt on learn III I 1 of 0 the mohammed of pa palmyra I 1 myr a he be folt felt a 4 desire t to 0 find joe JOB or somo person who hd had so quit aured ea tho ilia gran grandeas granil dear cur of his bis acquaintance the other dy day our reporter learned tho whereabouts of gnp ono who know knew 1 ill l 11 boat about jooa joes boyhood hn his oft mormon trickery had bad handled hanl leJ the golden bible before it was drifted slept with cowdery Cow dory the with wit oral nessi dokell old narris another wit and nd in ia after years THE MON I 1 M 14 HIS DEN DEK it wn wai only a little jaunt from tho the oily city of 0 a hill hour or less to the tha old gent lemond home so no last saturday thither went tho the fa representative for or a sundays cony antem air about tor joe the ho saint and his doengi within iho linea ol of modern palmyra wore moro lau II 11 yeara ago when bo reached life destination and received receive 0 1 I a corni comi ll 11 ably assuring welcome frota from the lot reportorial interest amonn amoun tol to cry and reverential nd ad hero here win was before him a bonit emerit vit fitness ness and lie was determined to take good use me of the opportunity IIII 1111 call win was expected and ami after an exchange of morning civilities lo be wa malo mado to feel fed at home nod taking ilia proffered reil chair abair by a coty cosy fire flaa at onca to the iho ing in of those desires to which lie be lius hill eluded Ilu ded the reporter will give gho in his big own when otherwise do noted by proper marks marki the ho acco atit eielt MOIL JON aich lia his io informant formant attended othni led in the ho a immor of 1820 1829 it way mity be in ia place ro to eny eay that the iho old oil gentleman irim whom the facts were waro I 1 I 1 now at the ago of sixty gro five halo L lid ill hearty in antho the or of that I 1 mental health which mani mamis itself iteck io conversation by sharp MI inception coplion ac curAto observation 0 un on audd mary and almost infallible aill i ement more serious c inversa on versa too ion had bid for fora a given place to i jko j ke which both laughed over nd lud which dhigh ii i thought to good to bo be I 1 is t as ai it affords an opportunity of some things which lieve 0 ol 01 yet vet found their way into the Ili history of the saints brandin rin dio the printer having failed i leep learlia hirris from ng 35 his bis farm to print such noh A boax AS TEM ini MORMON commenced the work under or otest and a row sheets were being i einck from day to day under the ha fi supervision djoa of joe smith larria lar cowdery and nd perhaps others according Accordi Df to divine commands coan DaDd theman iho n was to be brongel to the prin printer ter fit at the tha ol of the lie sun bun ud taken kea away at tho the soiling setting there f and on ilio he evening referred to ill lie ie par ties named darned took tho the sheets arona rm the printer rolled up their and started for joes JOO B si denee a milo mile or so eo oat of pil pal yen A young mao man who wh appeared i take somo interest inter crt la in the matter all invited to xo go abool ani and hear the now bedniz acine delivered to the sainta iii ats to this tourig nao nan ll alitar itar pomeroy tucker call cahoj ad nm steve from which we w e may easy in IQ fr f r ia was sto han cra well dover the tha lait ime iima let it this thia suffice stove was ib ho a editors particular oular fric fricot nd he mas shout twenty was recently from he ha lie hal been fitted ip in innabuit a suit of platt evans beet wore ora a cane topped out with 1 a fancy oner lat hat toi sported A ST FRILLED shutt scatty good looking to begin with eteve tave had only to cover tho the af factions if f his ardent bodoni with that ruffled milled aikey and bo be what ho he was an irro tho the party loft left gro gran III liui office and started down tho the line adiah to the iho log cabiad where the 11 I 1 I 1 et real realder rc aided ded Ts joo nos wag vas about awen twenty two long ion limber fair comi complexion sCion light hairs hn his cacti aco rather cadaverous and pilled led lile like a pig al akio io lie ile wm wai drom d bodib poor hat bat tow pants cants led kod with tho in hand ho he ahuad slid store lilie like a gansle unclad hemlock yankee harris lad on a good salt of ind fell in m line alno behind the tha lords s basea J joseph la harris wu was the iho sally pi 0 11 mormon who had any money lull and joo joe loved him ardo ardently otly ill his money was gone when he went back on him ilia 1113 name appears on he title page of tho the mormon bible Is 13 one 0 of t the three wino sos asas after harris came cowdery the oll oil pedagogue joes scribe a strong birong dumport to the abo causo cause no he was a first class clasi mormon one ona ol of the he three wit AND IMD DIED IS IN tite THE baffe druyff darek true he h was turned out of 1110 church iii ia missouri for 1 or lying coun and ali naughty things about tho the lord 9 Anointed Joe 1 bat these are mere peccadilloes in mormon oba obar rictor acter now and are not eiven eiren as ai this ibis way or that old ad man smith jooa joes rather father came eo noil F i mo or OF the th smiths were fond of 0 vinegar and thi that at it might bo be carefully toted he put in charge steve haj had no ajr vinegar but kept celoso to the old man only I 1 to 0 oda oy the eai gug CIO of the r produced a music in his emotions that was aa altogether indescribable this was wa ay yetteve ye steve a party lor for a pai painter ater sod and ono of the most of all the he ludicrous affairs ot of my 1117 11 1 A pi prophet m lul lead lug ol of ia ID tho the middle tod and a wg wag chesterfield at the roar rear smothering almost with laughter suppressed behind a flaring thirl shift trill frill that required a tip too effial to spit pit over I 1 on reaching rc the cabin u of raspberries rasp berries brown broad bread and milk was waa served up by joed big 11 stove who didat propose to mass observations on feminine graces grace eve ivoa a when a live prophet m jtb as on oa hand noticed that they were and that t those hose laro bare feet wore anything but daintily sail tin the girls girla being well ich LLO saint business i including TUB tint OF dadles pil paid little attention atlen lion to lo 11 1 other than tupper supper ono one c of abom in 1 to sze ie that steve hwd bad the b low now pewter thai for cr was tho the one as appears irom from pomeroy tucker a 1 story upon whom arns wasted adoration in a religious way believing 18 tucker caysi yi dist site lie was to tob be tho ilia mary of the coming dilip cowL tion who io ia tho the matter or in an co conception n ce ion should a clift th gentiles gentil til as of Vi eimy ra but unfortunately tor for estrus TO na BT A re lale which collapsed colln pil Ilar rist for awhile hile and give gave to wicked boig the unregenerate ol of the neighborhood after supper dapper all turned to the sati lying of tho thoo thoe O crT concer roOd in cup cop board beardi those who know joseph Yoseph at ilia hie nauvoo Miss liOn will bear uit nit DC nesa th that at bo be wai riot not moro more to the charmlin ol of a pretty woman noann thin ilcia to the eight bight of c a biscuit or the flavor of a tried clam joo joe knew keow that the best beat wily way to touch toach a mans mana heart is ia BY BT WAT or of WS 1118 STOMACH hence the tha supper as s a preparatory joe took a back seat scat bowdery Oo wilery took hii bill place it at the table was TO placed 1 a I allow caudle harris rhoss emotions were hunz on baick tri trin gora ligers took a reverential at t udd and tot ot a good redy ready to let off ob lob lord oh oh oh nephi etc joe was VILS wrapped up i ia a 1 tha h devotional ruy oo 00 lp i I 1 I 1 contribution to COW Cowder derys yB reading a foot noto note critical or esplan a tory atory tho the rest were seated aard around Q nt t plea pleasure sare old mrs lira smith taking lali a 11 roat on a throe logged tool I 1 new near the tovo taking out oat her pipe bho proceeded to light the same bame and pa the ahonso full ol of smoke addias a mj alio halo to I 1 the he or OF cow DERYS beara no at the periods period oho eho would bal ballance lince iter her fatigue in the middle and gab blo away about revelations saints ii aal abe compound of 0 non tewo leoso and superstition be her r appear once anoe and deportment decalli recalling 0 g boorts meg Merr liei iliae and entitling her to first crt cr t artistic arti alio hono honori ri in the aiming rolo rolia of granny the witch tho the reading was continued till 11 0 clock I 1 when all turned into in to bed bad As ail swo was VM a po niblo coo convert vort ho be was entitled to some coq con iterations I 1 and woo was put to boj bad with cowdery Cow dory 1 who of 1 all I the rest nad HAD T TIIE 01 OS 1 in a low fow mome nt all were 0 soundly asleep except stevo steve whose lie ha I 1 beta been so BO played upon by tho the of tho the evening that bloods bront from him tina thill leigg ol of aw at nights ia is a waste vasto of time lime so thought the smith float fleas and they determined to cultivate the acquaintance of tho the man who hid had TER FRILLED rn iLLia kilarr ox ON A jumper modo made the circuit of all ilia iho beds giving the flueck fv eai that the iha fresh man was waa where the snore enora came from Cow derys inspirations from the of tho the divida pago paga were mostly convertible into snore anora bettio liis his acquired tion lion of jck jack mormon when not on gadea in reading or one Bno nog anve or ten thousand fleas camo came over at ones to inquire for steve every ono ona that bat it 11 on cowdery sloped doped on tho the fir cirit t snore as the ibo continued the fleas kept on coming steve tried to wake cowdery by putting his elbows aiuto his rib but Low Jory bo be waked and as for tle alas he cared not dot a whit iiii soil boal was away hob bobbing with nephi lemuel rod sam As AB to tho the fleas the frisky ones a cotillion under baalom ruffles others othere intent on bus bul boess divided up tip INTO hito AW AIND while the ilia rapscallions rap scallions izeda a danite bind band blood was the watch atch word and till daylight tho the merciless marauders pursued their bloody cowdery slept tho the elock of a saint met and as steve IT mored a sepulchral blast h sounded bounded through tho the house like tho the wheeze ol of looping oonagh or a woodpeckers wood peckers requiem on a hollow beach I 1 morning cimo but bat what words can tell the iho feelings of that distressed gentilo OB beti that chirt frill hereon tho the fleas hod had a bled pro to saying daod by ajo 0 their weapons ra were yet drip dripping p log with blood and every timo time they grounded roond cl arois arms each ono mado made a red pot on that loboa bosom and tho the stragglers coining up lato late FATIGUED aria 0 ON T ane LITRE WITUS scrawling liag with bedraggle I 1 logo loga a forewell complimentary in characters that hat boro bare a wonderful robem blanco to a Jo learning loir of tho the jews in the or the reformed reform od E gyp at breakfast mra mn smith opened the conversation nith ith a dream and ad lor for half in an hour hoar it would havo have re quiren q aired a 0 6 tako take down the gabbling babbling gab bling that slid blid from her tongue like water from a buelta back turning to she budit at list last said faid did you not dream list last night Is yes yei a kaid aid steve but it dont come to mo me just now DOW I 1 I 1 ur the benefit of harris steves sieves dream was re latel afler the meil wm was concluded the tha parties are here bora I 1 I 1 afi on their way to palmyra with kiv user it for Grand granddad iad ai printers ors foot fact and od petion fiction are easily separated and the facts herein sit set forth are supported by tho the testimony of competent living livine witnesses |