Show D 0 T 10 eft 1 I N I 1 K E I 1 A mon ond nil Liff III lovs if liff tle n ten kill 1 1 I 1 h 0 emilly A tn y mo 71 and T 1 M 1 e kinf a off I 1 from tile iho danbury news 1 rutting putting up a toto is not ELO difficult in itIe it air lr it lit ii the ripe pipe that raises four fifths firths or the sal anil nil all the dust you iny insy take a stova dowa with all 11 the care in the iho wald rid sod od have wire put away the pipe io in a secure place face anil and yet that pipe wont conic come I 1 lEtl orether cr again as 03 it ws was before you find this out when you are standing on a chair c it air with your brims arms full or nr pipe and your mouth far lull of f soot your wife is i 3 handing s on the floor in a position that enables her to b co yon the pipe and the chair find and hero here she gives utterance to those remarks that are arc calculated to hasten a man into the extremes of insanity her dress arc is pinned over her waist and her hand rest on her hips sho she ling lias got one of your hats hate on lier her lacall still and your linen cost coat on her back and it a pair pa I 1 r of cf c f your rubbers rubber on her feet thern there ii about five fire ceita worth or of pot black on ner her noso noe and a lot or of flour en an her chin ond and altogether the is is a spectacle that would ispiro a dead man with degust dp di guit gust and while you are up there trying to circumvent the die awful contrariness or of the pipe and telling that you know soule some fool has boon been mixing it she stands safely on the floor and bombardi you niah in ith such domestic mottoes As an tile the use ol of swearing carine sw so BO you yon know no one hos has touched that pipe auld you a li aint may any more patience than a child 1 1 do be careful of that chair and then sho she goes off and reappears with an armful ol of more pipe and before you tire arc aware of it she his has got that pipe bo ba horribly mixed up that it floes does seem no two pieces are arc all alike uz a you join the ends anil and work them to and fro and to and fro again and then you take lake them apart and look iii at them rhen fheo you spread one out and jam the other together and mount them once more but it is no go you begin to think the pieces pieties are im inspired pirce with life larl and ache to lick kick them through the window but slie rho doe ut lose her patie patience noo she goes around with that awfully exasperating ii aspe rating rigging on with a length of pipe un under der each arm and a long hing handled broom in her hand and says the bho dont see sec how it is coomo bomo people never have any trouble putting pulling up a stove then you miss the hammer you dont see sec it anywhere you stare into the pipe along the mantle and down on the stove and off to the the floor your wife watches you and is finally thoughtful enough to inquire what you are looking after and on lea learning pulls the article from her bar po pocket ket then you feel as if you could go out of doors and swear a hole twelve feet square through a block of briol brick buildings buddi ngsi but iho bhe merely observes why on earth dont you speak when you want anything and not stare around like a dummy when that part of tbt pipe whick goes through the wall is up the she keeli it up with her broom while you are making the connection and stares at it with tin an intensity that is u uncalled for all tile while your position is becoming more anddore and more interesting the pipe dont go together of course the soot shakes down into your eyes and mouth the eweart swe strolls rolls down downpour your face and tickles your chin and it drops off and it seems oi as o i if your arms arm 9 artt are slowly but surely drawing out ol of their 1 hock sockets ets here hare your wife cow comes to tile iho rescue by inquiring inquiring if you are arc going to lie bo all day doing nothing and if you ou think her arms are arc mado made or of cost cast iron and then the broom slips off the pipe bad and in in her endeavor deavor e to recover lier her held bell the you yo u under the chin with the handle hand le and the eine pipe comes down on 0 a your head he ila with its load of fried soot and then the chair tilts forward enough to dascha go your feet and you conic come drown down ou on the wrong c end nd of that chair with a firce that would bank blIn klupt apt a pile driver you yoa dont touch that stove slave again yuu you leave your wn wife the chair and bemoaning its n juries and cointo go into the kitchen and wash wah your kinnel and bleeding handi with yellow soap then you Y 0 u go down the I 1 after a tuan to do the business busine su and your wire wie goes over to the neighbors with her chair and tells them about ill ili injuries and drains the neighbOr neighborhood howl dry of us its lb y lung ati you ga home |