Show BRISBANE THIS WEEK War Possible Possible Four Kinds Million Questions Our Large Luge Gold Pile Knows Too Much at Four Hu Russian newspapers speaking officially accuse Japan of or stirring up trouble along the Russian bor bor- border border Th Thon der to bring on grave com corn complications 1 A protest car car- car D ties Stalin's warning to Ja- Ja Japan Japan Ja Japan ay dr pan that a coo con con tin u n t Ion of t these incidents may have ha se- se serious serious se serious rious cause conse- consequences con e In the relations of Rus Rus- Russia sla sia and Japan theArthur and peace In the Arthur par Far g East It If Russia Riis la and Japan should have bave havea a serious disagreement Russia's Hussla's equIpment In the way of or submarInes submarines rines rives and airplanes nil all within mites miles of Tokyo Toko would probably en en- enable enable enable able other countries to stop worry worry- ing worrying about Japans Japan's military plans England does docs not approve e of ot Mussolini's plans In Abyssinia and be e question arises Would En England land close the Suez canal the short cut for or Italian troops and supplies to toAb Ab Abyssinia Will Italian airplanes be forbidden to fly over o the Suez canal area The answer as to closing of or the Suez canal by Britain would probably probably ably be no England would not vol 01 vol- vol voluntarily voluntarily provoke pro hostilities with Italy She really realty wants peace nut But bow easily war could French come come against German or English against Italian or Japanese against Rus Rus- Russian HussIan Russian sian i I Germany undertakes to establish a 8 family tree for each of ot Its Inhabitants which means asking answering writing down ten thousand million questions The sensible answer would be I descended from Adam with heaven knows how many mixtures In my blood on the way up but Hitler would not accept that Young couples getting marriage licenses are questioned What were your eight great-grandparents great like DId they have ha any Negroid or Jewish Je blood Were Vere the they fond Cond of or telling the truth Did they have Imagination driving power Ten thousand million foolish ques ques- questions questions would seem to set a new rec rec- record record ord The greatest country In the world supposed to be the most In- In Intelligent intelligent In Intelligent owns some Bome tons of gold called worth nine thousand mil mU- million million lion dollars We do not use the gold or even invest est part of ot It In n adequate na- na national na national defense that would protect it It We are afraid some Mme one may come with better airplanes and sub sub- submarines submarines marines than ours and steal It so 10 the government will dig a deep hole hole tar far from the coast put In It a n huge safe and hide away the gold lump that Is used only to Impress f the fe e financial Imagination of or the wo ld d and keep foreigners from knocking g down our currency I 1 y Dolores Anne Diamond only F t surprised teachers In a kindergarten She Sire said the games for little children bor bored d her and she he could recite the alphabet back back- backward backward ward Dolores was moved mo to the first I grade and could have gone Jone hl higher her She has the Intelligence of or a child of fourteen Usually It Is better for tor a child to develop slowly and normally The infant prodigy Is usually dull dun later inter Perhaps little tittle Dolores will be an exception like Mozart and at eighteen ns as a wise as Hypatia witha with n a happier ending Lloyd George In spite of his sev sev- two enty years returns to Retire active politics He lIe hates the arid atmos atmos- atmosphere atmosphere atmosphere phere ot political of-political controversy and returns to active politics only be because be- be because cause causO he ire believes that world condi condI- condItions conditions conditions are growing worse and from the Ule point of ot view of or peace pence art ar worse than before 1914 Miss Russian one ty-one years old Jumped 2 4 feet from an nn airplane without oxygen apparatus and landed In a cabbage field after turning over o four timES limes before her par parachute chute opened She claims the the- female record Russia Hussla Is teaching millions of young people to use parachutes the first step In curing nervousness In flying Here we have only a small handful of ot excellent pilots but the masses of ot our population know as little about aviation as they do about geometry In space Mr Werner Kahn district leader le-ader or of Hitler Youth says say Nazi doc doe doctrines doctrines trines have become Germanys Germany's real religion and the time must come I when entry Into the Hitler Youth organization will take the place now occupied by Catholic or Prot- Prot octant Prot-octant coi confirmation Furthermore the young gentleman says nay I de de- declare clare clam to all aU enemies s of Hitler Youth that the fuehrer Is If our faith and national Is our religion ha Kine Syndicate Ina w yu NU I- I |