Show BRISBANE TI-I TI THIS TI IS WEEK We Know How to 10 Spend Only the llie Electric Chair French French Anglo Rift Surprise for Blue DIlle Eagle Uncle Sam Is learning to spend pend A few lIn tines lines S 'S tell you that the flank Dank head Bank head he-ad bill bill tank make making log ing the govern go e government 4 1 ment guarantee a loan of ot ono one thousand million dollars to help 9 tenant farmers P 1 buy their farms farms Is passed No fuss tuss or excite excite- excitement excitement ment about It It t Senator Kin King wanted Wante to cut the one tho t h o u sand millions to two hundred tail tail- mil lions but was Arthur shouted down Do you recall the tile excitement excitement when Theodore Roosevelt wanted to bell build the Panama canal for two I or three hundred millions Now one billion Is almost small change I Some young criminals oppa apparently can bythe be adequately managed ed only by bl the electric chair In their case It seems useless to talk of or another chance They are dis- dis distinctly dis distinctly of ot the rattlesnake class j Consider a twenty year year machInIst captured In Peoria who confessed to Co murder when the cloth coth clothing clothing ing of or a dead girl was tossed Into hIs lap Yes I did It he sobbed This youn young murderer kept a diary I whIch In one month recorded 18 IS at attacks tacks on young women The elea clee- chair should cure his sobbing BobbIn I I In the lute uto of An French Anglo Anglo friendshIp and understanding there comes come a rUt rift wide enough to let a I conch coach and antI four drive through Eng England land dealing directly with Germany and Hitler now v rejects reject'S the French suggestion of or a consultative pact I whIch would compel Britain to con con- conI consult i suIt sult France before reaching any nn Im lm- Important diplomatic conclusions conclusion That ou ought ht to Interest this coon coun country try which n agreed eed to consult every everybody body on earth before building budding more ships or tilting Its big guns to the most effective angle It n Is stated bluntly by British ot of Britain Is placing greater stress on friendly operation co-operation wIth Germany closer consultations with the British dominions and a steady drIft toward operation co-operation with the UnIted States News from the Department of Commerce would surprise the re- re recent re recent cent deceased Blue Ea Eagle le and oth- oth othera oth others ers era Business shows sharp upturn throughout hout country since death or of Blue Eagle Engle This Is the skeleton announce announce- announcement announcement I ment the details show retail sales Increasing In spite of abomInable spring abominable sprIng weather In some of ot the big cIties Union labor demands that an all United States railroads be national national- nationalized nationalized owned by the people run by bl bythe bythe the government Reason Private owners do not know how to run them The roads would be bought not confiscated presumably which would mean twenty to thirty more billions of ot national debt Douglas Fairbanks Jr and Laura Lara La surely Plante-surely Plante surely you JOU know her her- her after aner work on OD the set near Monte Monre MonteCarlo's Carlos Carlo's gambling room dress dressed d up ep epand and presented themselves for tor an evenings evening's entertainment TIle The doorkeeper said bluntly You work In Monaco so you may not enter the gambling rooms That's the rule Monte Monre Carlo wisdom Is In that rule The Casino spreads money among Monaco's Inhabitants Inhabitants but butwill butwill butwill will not take the thc Inhabitants money and so avoids trouble Another wise ruler Is Mr Brad Brad- Bradley Bradley Brad ley ley who owns o the tourists wide open gambling house at Palm Beach but will not allow natives to lose In his hia place When you rou gamble you know you lose If It you JOU do not know It It try Mussolini has a habit annoying to Britons especially of or digging up past history lIe He Is la expected to tell the British I want a protectorate I over Ethiopia with a free tree hand band and andI andI I Invite to remember what I you hap hap- happened happened happened to Germanys Germany's colonies after I the war You promised to give Italy her share If she joined the allies which she did The The war ended and you yoe British gobbled gobbled Dp up all the Ger- Ger German Ger Oer German man colonies worth having I I Sheriff Miller of Martinez Calif knows that the weakest thing In superstitIous man Is his mind At- At Attack At Attack tack that and you rou have him An An said he had not killed Area Cabrera In a locked drawer In a cell occupied by the sheriff concealed a loud Joud speaker muffled to make It sound ghostly and continually not know lag Ing whence It came heard beard a voice saying allying In Spanish You killed me me I meI am Areas Area's ghost You had better confess You know v you killed me thought t It unwise to Ig fore nore the advIce ad vice of or a ghost and con con- tested contested accordingly Co C Features Pr Atur Ian 11 N U Service 1 |