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Show 8 " "" THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM, UTAH ,, Gay, Colorful Applique for Tea Towels; You'll Find It Easy and Amusing to Do for each day of the week) averaging 54 by 7 Inches and applique pattern pieces; material requirements; Illus-trations of all stitches needed ; color suggestions. Send 15 cents In coins or stamps (coins preferred) to The Sewing Cir-cle, Household Arts Department, 250 West Fourteenth Street, New York, n. y. PATTER 5523 You'll find It the grandest sort of play this embroidering of tea towels with gay applique, whether they're for your own spotless kitchen, or an-other's. Comb the scrap-ba- g for your choicest cotton scraps, as this poke bonnet miss demands a bright dress and bonnet every day In the week. If you prefer do her entirely In out-line stitch. It's an easy and effective way of doing these amusing motifs. 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SL.Saltlak. gr; BRISBANE THIS WEEK Six Babies in Three Days World's Greatest Terror Another Mild Bad Man How to Avoid Thought President Sacasa of Nicaragua confirms officially the statement that a very poor woman on the "distant shore of Lake Nicaragua has given birth to seven babies." The mother, Mrs. Slnforosa Martinez, had a difficult time. The births stretched over three days-M- ay 3, 4 and 5. The babies' names are, or Arb" nrM" were, Jose Jesus, Ramon del Car-me- Maria del Carmen, Socorro del Carmen, Maria de Jesus and Juana liamona. The seventh name was not tele-graphed, for there was no seventh, as it was expected there would be. Five of the sextuplets are al-ready dead. Only one, a girl, lives. What would population of the earth be If such births were the rule and all lived? At the opening of the Catholic press exhibition In Vatican City, Pope Plus, for the second time within two days, cautioned the world against communism, which he called "the great terror which threatens all the world." For the cpmfort of those that live In dread of final Communistic world conquest, It may be said that thus far nothing opposed to huuinn nature has ever succeeded. By the arrest In California of Thomas II. Hobinson, Jr., kidnaper of Mrs. Stoll, Mr. Hoover and hi? brought Into the shadow of the electric chair the last of the group of dangerous criminals that have recently been wandering about the country. s This "bad man," like others re-cently gathered In. shook with fright when he found the gun point-ed at him, made no effort to fight. When the guns are pointed the wrong way, "bad men" often change to good, meek and scared men. Stamp collectors have held a cel-ebration, grateful to Doctor Eck-ene- r for a new kind of stamp. How many ways man finds to keep busy and at the same time avoid think IngI Collecting queer things, stamps or tear Jugs ; playing bridge, work-ing cross-wor- d puzzles, playing soli-taire, rushing to the far corners of the world to spend money usually not earned; going to Africa to kill big game animals. Those are some substitutes for thinking and work-ing constructively, the only occupa-tion worthy of a human being. Mrs. James C. Canlpe of Clovls, New Mexico, as a girl was not able to finish high school, but that did not discourage her. She waited some years. Then she Joined the senior high school class with her son and daughter-in-law-, and will graduate with them this month, among the most brilliant scholars. Chancellor Hitler, who was never married, nevertheless thinks mar-riage a good idea. Young Nazis, In the public employ, have been told that unless they marry by the time they are twenty-si- x years old there Is something the matter with their "courage and will power." . A syndicate is formed to seek the "buried gold bags of Alexander the Great," containing at least $300,-000,00- 0 in yellow wealth. . Alexander the Great's ghost might be surprised to hear about that Alexander was too busy to collect gold, and not the kind of man to bury it in a hole. Encouraged by her father, a sixteen- -year-old high school girl walked onto the wing of a small piane, prepared for a first para-chute Jump at 1,500 feet The pi-lot perceived that the parachute cord had been pulled prematurely; pulled her back Into the cockpit in time to save her from death. Without requiring encouragement Mrs. Harriet O. Hague, eighty-si- x years old, flew the ocean on the Hlndenburg return trip. Tell that to your friend who used to oppose female suffrage "because women are not brave like men." The Italian flag flies over Halle Selassie's palace. He will never see that palace again, but he has boxes of gold bars with blm and has moved to a safer, better climate. The civilized world, whatever Its attitude toward the slave-dealin- g alleged descendants of King Solo-mon and the Queen of Sheba, must rejoice In Mussolini's proclamation abolishing slavery throughout Ethi-opia, where slaves have been the chief g product C King Feature Syndicate, Iae. WNU Service. T . PROBABLY Is Just as well that the Congressional Record keeps the mere pious fretters about the nation's naughtines so busy that they hav no time for the sports pages. Otherwise there might be considerable trouble because of the Immoral manner In which certain athletes sought to Improve their team's chances of winning recently. I refer to doings In Clevelnnd and Philadelphia. In one of these towns Catcher Earl Grace twice brushed his mitt against the bat while a Brooklyn player was up there swinging. In the other forthright and energetic Johny Allen kicked the ball out of Ralston Hemsley's hands on a close play at home plate. Since each of these offenses against the baseball law occurs almost dal-ly, though, I do not mention them In any highly moral dudgeon of my own. Ever since David found a way to beat the weight In his wellpubll-cize- d contest with Goliath the rules of sport have been subjected to con-siderable monkey business. No doubt this partly has been due to the fact that healthy young men (and women) engaged In rough and vigorous competition have no time to be bothered with the strict let-ter of some code. No doubt, there also have been other reasons. I make no comment now. Instead, I recite some incidents from the crowded lives of those who com-pete for gold, for glory or for both. There was, for Instance, the old Oriole device of persuading run-ners to linger at third base. John McGraw, probably the best mind ever produced by baseball, was the originator of that one. He mere-ly grabbed the runner by the belt and held him while the umpire's attention was elsewhere. There are also certain episodes which may be mentioned In con-nection with purely amateur sports affairs, lest It be considered that too much stress Is given here to the carryings-o- n of the pros. When Don Meade Imitated a reg-iment of Cossacks, while winning a O New York Post WNTJ Service. Indians Are Threat, but Lajoie's Jinx Seems Sure to Win UNLESS the more panicky really have their hearts set upon It, there Is no Imperative need for giving the country back to the Indians. The most dangerous tribe to scour these parts In recent years will settle for considerably less. Like Hiawatha and those oth-er naively noble red men of the past, all they want off the world that for so long has misunderstood and mistreated them Is one little strip of bright-colore- d cloth. Chief Steve O'Neill will tell you that It la his opin-ion that even the Oklahoma oil tribes would be pikers by compari-son if his Indians ever return to Cleveland with an American Lougue pennant It is a question though whether the Tribe can do it. There are rea-sons for doubt. One of them Is the Jinx which first arrived In the For-- , est City along with Larry Lajole. This broad-shouldere- d Rhode Is-lander, who hopped off the driver's seat of a horse-draw- n cab to sigh his first contract on the back of an envelope, was one of the greatest of .all hitters and second baseman. During all save perhaps one or two of his 15 seasons of active service he was on teams which, man for man, were proclaimed the best In the league. Yet, even though Billy Hamilton, Elmer. Flick and Ed performed by his side on one of the best of all Philadelphia team's, that club could never finish better than second. . It was the same when he came to Cleveland. He led the league In hitting, drew a tidy salary as play-er and manager and put the club on a paying basis. But not even such stars as Bill Bradley, Flick and Terry Turner could help him overcome his hard luck. Year after year the Naps, so called in honor of Lajoie, whose first name was Napoleon, would be labeled as sure winners. Perhaps they would even get past mid-seaso- n that way. Then the hoodoo would start acting up. O'Neill Has the Tribe . Hustling at Fast Pace- - There would be an Injury. Then another. No matter If he did carry a full team of substitutes, some-thing always was happening. Even in 1908 when they turned upon their misfortunes and made a September rally almost as pulse strumming as that of the Cubs last fall, It was no use. . With only a week or so to go Fate again took hold of the club and played is as though it was an accordion. So it irvas that a man who was a king of the game retired at last ,1 s X , Kentucky Derby several seasons ago, there were numerous high-clas- s folks who deeply deplored such tactics. It was a highly en-lightening sight but scarcely as en-tertaining as a hunts meeting once held in an W after never having been on a pennant winner. So also It seems that a hoo-doo has continued upon the town save for that one year of 1920 when an-other determined king named Tfls Speaker managed to make It yield. O'Neill, descend- - Don Meade Eastern state. One of the events was for lady riders and It was evident from the start that only two of the gals had a chance. The two took their duties seriously. For the first furlong they tried to ride one an-other onto the rail. The next quar-ter was enlivened by each miss en-deavoring to retard the speed of her opponent's horse by tugging at the saddle. After that they really got down to business. They finished the race whipping. But, for once, both horses got a break. The two sportswomen were using the whips on one an-other. Golf and Tennis Also Had Their Moments Golf also had its moments. Once this is for the greater education of those who squawk that the United States has exclusive privi-leges along such lines an Ameri-can went to England to compete In a tournament His short game was tops but he was not a long driver. The Britain he opposed ii the final could hit them a mile. For the greater glory of the homeland the tournament committee moved the tees a mere 20 yards or so farther away from the greens. That being almost as good as the time only three or four seasons removed from the present when the hospitable French soaked their tennis courts so that their soft-gam- e players would not be Incon-venienced against the hard-hittin- g Americans. Not In the Box Score: John Titus, the last of the mus-tachioed big-tim- e ball players pre-vious to the appearance of Frenchy Bordagaray, always chewed a tooth-pick while batting . . . Roy Thom-as, another famous Philly outfield-er, used to don a pair of fingerless kid gloves when he reached first base. That was the sign that he was preparing to steal second and did not wish to get his hands dirty while Sliding . . . Betting commis-sioners say that Sonny Workman lost $0,900 betting on his own mounts last fall. Phil Scott, who was bowled over more often than Jack Doyle, but who got far more money for It, now want to manage the Irish tenor. Claims that he can make him heavyweight champion In two years . . . When he was a youngster Tommy Loughran's great admira-tion was for the defensive skill of Jack Johnson. The tw. master box-ers met for the first time at a Phil-jdclph-ringside recently and gabbed far on Into the night about the fistic art . . . Milton Bakst the very able newspaper salesman who brought Joy to so many book makers, finally has picked a win ner. He got married the other day The three Tenet brothers, An-drew, Eddie and Paul, have good reason for being soccer stars. Their oad, Bela Tehel, was one of Vien na's best backs in the nineties. O'Neill. a"t. of kings who ruled Ireland with never a thought that one day their namesake might have to go to work as chief of a Tribe, may also be the man to do It It. Is axiomatic In baseball that it Is almost impos-sible for a team to look good when It Is not hitting. Yet they have not appeared at all bad..-- . : Those, pale-face- d . Indians of a new dispensation such as Joe Vos-mi- Bill Knickerbocker and Hal Trosky hustle as they did not hus-tle In recent seasons. . The flaming tempered Johnny Al-len seems once more the' pitcher he was when the Yankees were chant-ing their praises of him as a win-ning teammate. Willis Iludlln, who has been tossing his double-pla-ball ever since he Joined the Indians In 19"6, Is another real hurler. Yet even as was remarked at the start there are reasons for doubt Cleveland Is one of the bet-te- r and more excitable baseball towns and It is high time it Is giv-en another opportunity for a dance of triumph. But I : greatly suspect that this Is not the band of Indians to bring back the bunting In the fall. After all this Is springtime and an old and successful Jinx Is muvh like a veteran pitcher. It never gets In its best licks until the sun really starts bearing down. In Idleness tifN IDLENESS alone Is there perpetual despair," declared Carlyle, who knew well what de-pression and melancholy' were, but met them by hard work. The more Intensely we throw our-selves Into each day's labors, the. more we escape from discourage-ment and temptation. Work Is the sheet anchor of the soul, and the higher work becomes, the higher Us satisfaction. Work even for ourselves helps us out of depression; work for others brings Joys; work for God lifts us Into the most enduring happi-ness of all. IFourth jynjffy m Egypt ' rfiscoverrof 'hD0tter nclnt f nlace'of Knum Baef, son of the fourth dynasty, ha liounced by Prof. Sellm Bey Series of strange Incidents had & the archeologlst from fore-- . f n ranee into the tomb. After around the had been placed r, Ilimestone bloc sealing the en, L foreman was stabbed laborer. A short time later the isor himself began to feel 111 In Lose heat and decided to post attempt" to open the tomb. Pro-- i Hassan recently announced Lery of a tomb containing the Xy of a princess believed to be Xughter of Cheops, builder of Lamia near GIzeh about 3700 Teaching Practice "I hear you are courting a school ma'am, Uow are you getting along?" "Well, she marked 14 errors In my last letter." And a Fiber Trunk First Small Chap My daddy has a leg made of hickory. Second Ditto That's nothing. My sister has a cedar chest. Good Location Smith Are your fruit trees both-ered by posts? Jones No, I am not near the main road. On a Nut Man (excitedly) Where Is my hat? Wife (sweetly) Hanging on the lamp. Man Lamp 1 Huh I What crazy place will I find It next Wife (snapplly) On your head, I suppose. Then It Started "You're getting tired of me. Yon never call me 'dear' as other men do." "A-a- Do they?" Tha New Order Joshaway Crabtree says: "They used to call gold-digge- 'Forty-niners- .' Today they are perfect Thirty-sixes- .' " THE UNIFORM IS! Disgusted Boy Doll Gee, I guess I'll have to become a soldier. Foreign Words and Phrases Ad captandura vulgus. (L.) To catch the crowd. Anno urbls conditae (A. U. C.) (L.) In (such or such a) year (reck-oned) from the founding of the city (L, e., Home). Bete noire. (F.) Black beast; ob Ject of abhorrence. Cest a dire. (F.) That Is to say Dleu et mon droit (F.) God and my right. Eureka. (Gr.) I have found It (ex-clamation attributed to Archimedes) Fait accompli. (F.) An accom pllshed fact; a thing already done. Infra dignitatem. (L.) Beneath one's dignity. Lex talionls. (L.) Law of retalia-tion. Ma chere. (F.) My dear (fem Inlne). Nil desperandum. (L.) Nothing to be despaired of; never despair. |