Show iThe The Take A I Chance Club You wont won't find the address of the Take A Chance Club in any telephone tele I It hasI has phone book or city directory I never been incorporated and it has no club house But a good many manyI I I Americans belong to It- It ItI it through they wouldn't admit st- st stand it I and no fraternal organization In Inthe inthe inthe the world exacts acts such high dues The ritual of the club runs duesI some something something I thing like this I will alwa always s take a chance I when hen driving mi nn cal cat cai I will cut corners and drive on the wrong I Iside side of the roid ro if I happen to feel like h it I will make a n regular habit of passing others cars on hills and faster lster drive CUT curves es I will always al nys e than road conditions warrant arrant andI and II I will be especially ll careless when hen I it is raining or snowing and vast I is poor I will not make reg reg- reg- reg regular regular regular I ular inspections of my mv cars car's lights brakes and steering Ill I'll take it for granted that are good enough I will III make no effort to learn the 01 of nf mv and tom com and if I do happen to dis discover discover cover sortie some of them accidentally I wIll break them at ot every opportunIty opportunity opportunity Ity Ill let the other driver watch out for me asell as well ell as himself and ard I II 11 act as if the hl highways ays h and streets were my private ate property Ill pay no attention to traffIc lights and stop signs and I 11 do domy domy domy my best to practice none one of the courtesIes of the road The members of the Take A- A Chance A-Chance Chance Club follow this ritual to the letter and the result is thit each year some people are needlessly killed in automobile ac accidents accidents and property is destroyed to the extent of 1000 00 Are Arc you jou ou a member of the club 1 |