Show W uzi OVI I 1 jd gor V FUN 9 ZEB WHITES WAR STORY copyright mr all rights reserved I 1 had been trading war stories with mth 2 bet to white the pos possum stall hunter of tennessee tene telle e as we nat at a table together an ani d smoked our pipes when hn he isaid what made ll it load had tur fur our ilminen n folks yer yc ro L doorly the wall wah was the guerll airs w who lie used to go affo sl oshin about and robba n and burnan barnin both sides nuke in this m wa as to a foller feller named abe raynar who hail bad about twenty men aith w ath him aud and ho he did nuth hut but ride rid about and blurt and rob the now and then as in the me of lily iny ole R a found hod hannd eight up anti defy little him but befog bafo begot hc kt through vath M alli it jim ln daiv arl most everybody out slid and left the cabins on flomp behind aiu ein arter rely 0 ole I 1 e we n anian lion had dolled hirn two or three times he e rot got road mad and swore hed it her e r ou out it at any coit said aptt about t that h at time lime I 1 pot got a furlough and come it hom of to P wh rii aheard j hrnry ahat lint abe lead had been up to I 1 wanted led to hunt him dnn domi it rurh t son aft ay 07 b but u the he vas pair Lendin to lir be a grind C fA and it jest odo do to k kill IIII 1111 win on off 1 thought over it fur s H while and then pot got it a plan ono one uy day when I 1 heard he be u as s dot down n at the he corners with lit his gang eane I 1 had the ole T woman dress 9 me up in ili her clothes find then sent cent her off of up atatim to tilde I 1 hil to no heis lit in tham days and m when hen 1 I grit dressed ud ir jn in female clothes I 1 pear murli like a man I 1 was at nork mork in if ilio e kit kitcherl chere when a i frail of it anzon guirl Has rodo rode tip to 10 the m caban bin ond find abe raynor got off corf hn he boia q a and it d kicked the door open cited and yelled hello ole nip oman do ye yo want ant to t ciack up anhof any of traps bead I 1 not flie fire e to the it bouw houw 0 uio tit tho 0 r row ow ise ez I 1 as I 1 goes to VIA tiia door come boino to but hum n yo out what fura fur jest to kp keep our luand liand in but tm im fur the south and my ole inan Is in Gire general pral alecs army reckon yo burn bum down no cabins over the th headson of gond Confederate ie ile he said it make no lie difference aft him kate ka te lie a higger man inan than ginell bac and his plan was to hum burn all the cabins around yore so no as to ds disappoint appoint the yank if they ROI got up so PO fur I 1 begged him not to burn me 0 X I 1 N zeb white he tells a story out but he only laughed at me blene by I 1 sea alne abe raynor im lookin fur my ole man 0 on a a fut lough and it if he finds finda this cabin ane gone hell guinto lu into down clown aeb z e te white while hunt don doan a rabbit sea he as 03 he laughs in my face fac tebbe yo dont know him debbe I 1 do and if he mas aa yore ill id nall nail him to a tree joy by its ills ears cars and hed cry liko like a child if yo mants to aaa anything any thin fini fi ni this house bod better be a spry icare we ae cant stand yere all day chin channin nin etli file a vo olAA abe raynor sex 1 I im only it a pore weak woman orrean but ini im the v alte ire or of yete rh white nho ho kill chop any ally man in this yore kenary seems like IV yo orter lie be u i illin to cl eln me rl khow fellow what of a show ill tackle yo single handed and it I 1 orant cant hop flop yo this cabin may burn it K vo aint fant a cow coia ard yoh yell kin gin me a sh show vv 1 I aint a of oc N i imeln he atz III ni lit h 4 men meet begun to laurai then yore amarel or of roe rne that I 1 rould bilm up tip jest as I 1 had pOtIn counted tAd on said vell and arter a little lettle mo ino lie prom lIed that if I 1 could lay him on his bin beck hod let ft tit th cabin fiand that ono n chit hat I 1 waro wanted ted and ami I 1 1 st aped out III thai if on oil that dear clear spot front rend ind told him film I 1 AL s ready ile he took look ot it ili hit cost coat and blutig don clon if its ills hat and I 1 wd tenil lie ho meant to use nie me tough we 0 da danced p AdI around round ft fe bit and then it 4 luin ulna fur u r ma me I 1 iian H ready fur him slid and lie he va N as on his hl back heco you could fount tint ten N it was it a far fall and all ellie men raid paid so but bul tile e itter got up retail hed join bin don downed nr d toy liy a bomin find felt cha clieaf a p and he said paid hed liev another try at it I 1 man as vallin vl llin and i when he cum cull abeln in I 1 gin bin him tile the back beel and a 11 hop 0 pl earld ami lie went head over heels and p sloughed ploughed ched hed up ui tile hie girth wh hen en lie lic pot got up it lie A 1 the maddest maj 11 yo caier seed ohp jhc abols hoyt was a ch crin rite me and a at himi him find and he be divine to hv bw it that A sy ay lie he looks looka at me a bit jend find there then rz r RC Z mrs white if 50 0 o was a man id V hop yo yo ye mind my sex az arz I 1 1 I think ill cuff yo I 1 cats cais to ian ia n yo maro ma macinners inners nors tf yo think yo kin to do it curn cum on the gang cans cried oil out that it fair to in nelt fight a guinan umi but abe was waa m mad L of clear threw and lie he cum fur me I 1 let et him play ilay around fut fur a few its ts anil then jenir jumped 11 lit li nn it joint and picked him up tip and th roved him over that slump jump lie he cum down on oil his head 11 ril it t trash rash and JL it was join jel half an bour by the th clock here lie was able to bunh into hlll saddle and off hed hey bey burned the cabin quick but iho men sad it was a tar lidi gain anil I 1 mith me and was wa that the lh last of the alf a fala I 1 asked blied of zeb as ai ho he paused no not exactly in replied he ent tit away that thai lay day but hed bin licked by a vi oman all ami it II d lie e abble it T tho J a critter thirsted fur re reenee enge enRe fand one arter arlei lioon he ourn cum back yore yero alone to get eit it ary ole woman seen iiren men hlin let in the brush over thai and so EO I 1 drenser u up p in her clothes clothen agin down feie to make Di olie my pipe pine and wait burly soon noon lio lie showed up and voul klet up to me he be sea 7 cum alons along with me I 1 Curl tasa tw sa fute fule with mo me or be tho the v 0 foj for ya bof 4 1 ausa be burned lea iez he and he be makes it a crib crab fur me and alfis mo me up tip when I 1 was on ell my iny feet et I 1 fees lt out fur him and tit in five nat lie ile was waa a man I 1 tied tint him hand and foot and irked him bolth a a switch till I 1 was aas tire tired then I 1 sent for fee some home ot of the iho gang anti and they um uin and took him on off whole when they had ad cum clint an conf of solz BOB to tile me mis loo white bIte did so do 10 this all alone by yo Yc nelt Felt 1 1 I did all sall sail vere it ft or ar thala all mrs mr whit I 1 aint pain goin to question the th lords biays ays but if lie intend yoe yo fur a man mail then ihen way mul I 1 never steel another feather bed praim to trip ine like vo hold better gone on to the army and left ucb home to lo doshea and did trev ever frind nd you out never Nev tr tp liel flip old man they made so BO fun full of oc abe bein ticked licked ly by a oman that thai lie in had to dig dai out nut while AS fur flit bert or of tit the pane gang they nver ever e cum R niah my cabin agson one day chilo the ole voas aa out arler roots plin run login fevere of ere em in n th ard antl ot at the sight of glicr ter tile the but hall 1 cri crowd tonic i ings so an aahl that I 1 hey aft ef I 1 a b eld flood and never clone back fur it him tit we h had ad the use of ill him tit fur eight iain are hato lie he died ile debbe vo took tonic notis or of I 1 he I by y m hoaas ho wa I 1 ei ci c night arter arler meal I 1 dil did wall a 11 his hii father nas one of the gang just after the wah closed III but bul ifo I fo I 1 I 1 had ad rot got hema hc m my lily ole worrean women met if liim irre in tile road on lie lay and liol hot lored at him lie HP mal a iun fun to tile th life of the to iff act e ct away abil batted an artlan rh slid and was bugled inn led andr it wanted to ax the tamo linio no 0 day but lie thought she iia arter him fur A tow and he met lila its death fur its his life kinder queen eh the olo ole bomon sea tile the lord put nir up to what I 1 did but I 1 dienno feena to be no laud in tennes tennessee tit hi them days no bawd tall jet confida Con feda feds and guerrillas and yanks CARL ARL DUNDERS JOB ll how you less ihas now said aid mr me D dundar u elder aa 44 4 4 he tiptoed In eta station and flood before the fat police sergeant the other afternoon oh it its you muttered tho the sergeant as he looked up yes ohp sh vilas ile I 1 abas going by abuda a mile abhay you know und 11 I 1 arhut rhut drop lie in to boc bee if you less as deada last I ast time I 1 has here I 1 told you I 1 atins hn going back to shermany but I 1 don it go bo you see t 1 I 1 see ir Pr Rant geant doat dealt you remember how I 1 aspi to bo be some ome ha hafl lea ha ha bar has ha irto time alike und cabi hh me y yea I 1 remember alls anafred Pred the tha ser scant 1 I i has greenh ornIt if a man mail cornea conva to me ine mt it an am packo package I 1 pay tint him und find a big biff stone in it 11 it somA oro hody tooly comes coina und sas sale I 1 shall run rule for office I 1 gibs him ton ten dollars und dont see him any more if a man ml alt t Sh hearg carff und broter cleveland band I 1 pays paya film fafty dollars und nef for fer see sec dot doi book it makes me laugh dot dol I 1 has haa booch hayfields hayfi haya eeds lia bal ila ha hn mr dunder said the sergeant after loo kleir up at the clock and out of tho allty aindow do YOU coant to bee nil me for 1 I shuit like to know if you vas all right you diee ee theres Th pros something else lae you have been bpck buind lAd again oh no beof no no vh n I 1 was waa some ome I 1 chaa took in hut but can tool fool me now so you dont haf dor der ahm allcox und has all right ell ch 1 I ni vant ant to kilow vi whala hats happened haper bcd I 1 to you said bald the th sergeant as aa lie carne came ou out t from behind his hl desk ditl hh I 1 a grim fe biallo ile on ila race face lia ha ia ha ha dont I 1 pay ay not mingot happenie to mo I 1 b hat if some good luck you know dont you worry abou aboudy it carl dunder hn ha hax haa all right I 1 I 1 ahas ban going to make more ash ten tou dollar tn in one bear cari tell me how low I 1 like to wait and surprise ro you but bebb sho nho ihas hm all right to toll tell you now did you hear of dot funny w paper in Clicc which one fhe he A han ham cal called lad D der r r gigant is stick C cr und laugh 11 aker ond and pho ahti ahna ahas wo po fu funny anny dot doc glnn alan you read hey her you M at fa fall it down on der noor hal ha ho ha lia hal jiabo you jot got a copy no A fetter feller corne come in my place tend tells nic me all aboudy her ter I 1 abas as all alone aln hon hen lie ho corries in und says ahas I 1 carl dunder I 1 hiim dot ahas all 1111 right lie ile reads read of ne in re the papers und hf he comes one tousand lousan rl miles to see EW tile iw ile ie A ha has ilor der editor of dot paper 1 I pee free and what did he h want of you what you belief ell ch lie ile chants me to nolte for hl its paper und tend he gibs me one on horn ho ondrel drel dollars a week neek dot brings little him here he H pays mya I 1 vh ahas as so se funny lot dot he inuit hat ha my illy sho kes in ili his paper Sh children ildren croy for eel 1 when acre you tunny funny as asked ked tho the se t 1 I 1 I clun dunno tice but dots vant lie h saad to inc n III like froma bhones right a albay lay tj aind nd so I 1 gi etc little him some I 1 hll do dow to lo you und you ani a sic low liow funny dey haa ahas why ahas a nian man uit who leaves his pocketbook under hla his pillow at horeld homo I 1 like ke a ship in a because becaas e hs his N wife ire takes lakes ten tell dollars before he h gets back he talco tako that from you as a joke did he exclaimed tho the sergeant of OC coulse corn c ahen lie ho reads dot booko bhoge lie ho laughs till I 1 haf to lilt hit him on ter dr back dot makes me laugh too ha ba hal ha 1 h haa I 1 J lere here has haa another should a man tit an who he has ha eat eal sonie borne oysters all vo winter inter go abbay fi aiom not ho homo en a jn jet der spring because he be h hanta ants a change of cl amate great Sc escritt ritt gasped the sergeant and nd lie he took that I 1 wb chy 3 not ho he falls off his chair ahen he reads dot ashoke und ho he says his readers hlll hill ire IM convulsed for two weeks here vo has one more ahot abas dot dee ference between a a man eel a tree unit und a man down a hole in der ground one must come aop and uno une must come down ha ila ha ha mr dunder solemnly observed tho the sergeant did you cash it a check for that mare man the editor of course not if he says dot he likes me to cash cah a check I 1 take him for a fiand ole oh no carl dunder has no sun sunflower not dis dig time but you lent ant him money 1 I 1 I 1 chell she has one hoon dred dollars collars a week on oil dot paper und ho he pas pals her back mit ant first salary lie doan say aay right out dot I 1 shall lend lien him tenly dollars but but lie he got it chell lie he haf bar to go back to chicca go dont lie he if 11 somebody don t pick libi hla pocket he has all right he dont hant to take tak dot money but I 1 put her in his pocket ile he has haa so glad dot I 1 see tears fears in his eyes ant and you helped anlo idle yourself why dont you change your name to cat cail I 1 donkey itow how you mean dont I 1 write some slink sh oke no you write a in joke in a hundred years umi don t I 1 write v rite ford for his paper at one hoon dred droLl dollars a week not a line linc not a ernal that man a simply pimply played you for a hat flat the longer you live the less leas you know you ought to ha your skull sandpapered sand papered so soso so I 1 aha s in capped gapped mr dunder as he be stai ed d at tile the sergeant or of mursa bour you were und I 1 ahas hayseeds hay seeds und green horns eh you look out or the cows will bite bajt you SAme sergeant sett tet let me m to you I 1 has ha going all cafer tonn tenet und look for tint aineen if lie he jolliet t here I 1 shall KO go to Chere agro und find him if lie ho thap alive 1 I iball in meet et iden him und ahen I 1 meet b him ni I 1 ahall 91 give v e him blin it a ashoke like dip chy why ims was it a dead beat like hk a hurri cana mccau why asked tile sergeant I 1 shump ln in on him und choke phoke h oice him hilll andl ho he has black lit in dr ra face re den I 1 shall hall bump load bad on if der sidewalk seventeen den I 1 shall knock him by der middle of liht week otto ono liay hay und hv by dr der of next week der other othar way und lien hen dot coroner comps comes around to sit on der body he don doll t find field hut but some teeth und shop phoe stil sti imps tirs sergeant Ker geant goodbye good bye it if I 1 dont net and tint let man und git sonn rome re you shah look for ini to b in found some som sorrow on my face THE COLONELS DRINK ht ma all rights rc reserved served As A four or oil rive five of us gat eat talking and fill smoking col roell came caine up tile the steps and joined ut us died and himself after some Rn orril talk he nala maid gentlemen Gont lemen n I 1 am rathor absentminded at times arid and I 1 beg bee to ho bo ex cu ed ir fr I 1 have met illy any of you before and failed to it N t 7 41 to ap 0 qa I 1 we jilin him lie in cli chonk that it was our first and he continued 1 I hid had an indistinct idia idea idi a that I 1 hi had been asked to drink mith alth you but I 1 am not sure about it it I 1 so BO I 1 probably bly accepted it if not then I 1 beg bee to be ex conrd we assured mm that none of us u had ver over asked him to drink he leaving 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