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Show Sure to Arrive "Here, Tommy," said Mrs . Jones to her neighbor's little boy, "run along and put this parcel on the bus." "Which bus?" asked the lad. "Any bus," replied Mrs. Jones. "It's me husband's lunch, and he works in the lost property office." Reverse Charges Mrs. Luna I want to get a divorce. Lawyer Habeas What are your charges? Mrs. Luna Oh, I'm not going to charge anything. I'm willing to pay you to get it for me. Motherly Weary Willie You say de lady treated yer like yer was her own kid? What did she do? Dusty Rhoads Yes; she told me ter wash me face and comb me hair. His Speed Limited Sailor Say, conductor, can't you run any faster than this? Conductor Sure I can, but I have to stay on the car. |