Show HEARD HERE AND THERE WISH swash awash elep dtp apty pty clap ho he cams I 1 down the hall at tho the pal police ice station ans and entered the office I 1 where were seated several ot of the regular I 1 I 1 louri loungers ot of tha th I 1 place lie he was peculiarly i 1 culi cull arly garbed and I 1 walked if in a peculiar I 1 I 1 fashion and as an old time blase driver would ray fay was hooked up powerful 49 cuper 1 he entered the th room oom ll 11 with ith a haughty stop and without further ceremony asked if this was the tomb station he was wag informed that such was tile die case whereupon he unbuttoned a faded blk ulster which formed part of his garb earb tipped his bill hat rakishly on one side bide of nt hl his head and began gentlemen he sold amid you see aeo before you what was once an intellectual joe dandy I 1 have been by turns an actor a pedagogue and a clergy mans amanuensis but theres 1 a divinity that shapes our ends and mint have been shaped so BO that they wont meet my boods and chattels consist 0 of abife a wife and child god bless thern them who are at this time speculating on the dimensions men Alons of a 9 beefsteak anel and building castles castle in thep the air with sacks of 0 flour sides ides of bacon and cans of milk an aj foundations in a word gentlemen im on the tha verse verge of despair I 1 care riot not a whit for the repealing clause of the sherman act I 1 am in favor of S a clause in my domestic articles which will admit oc at the unrestricted treatment ot of the inner man 11 the lounges were visibly affected and cis as the ex thespian wiped his left eye with a frayed sleeve and stifled a hungry sob bob one fellow made a more merit ment toward his pocket god bless bles you my good fellow said the tle tie walker moving nearer your tour reward will como come in the next world ills his proximity to the charitably inclined had wrought a change youve been er drinking my friend W said gald the prospective giver elver with an alt of hesitation god forbid replied the human curiosity nay pauline he added without a semblance of mirth 1 I deny the charge charee however it if you are not w illenz to contribute to the welfare ot of myself and family we will let it pass and he bowed himself out as it if he wan waa afraid that the counter had teeth andl and was as aa hungry as his own wife and c hild child ile he was waa only one specimen of tho the ault ers eri that are dally daily welcomed by the th pollee police desk sergeants sergeant the majority make no such pretensions of intellectuality but many are not looking lacking in liquor laden breath so easily detected by the officers six four mule teams drawert drawl rt as aa many of uncle sams blue wagons came lumbering up brigham street one day last isit Is it week 1 these vehicles were wera pa manned by the ZM dusky privates of I 1 the twenty fourth infantry and people all along the street turned and watched I 1 them as they went I 1 by they were returning from the I 1 I 1 union pacina depot I 1 whither they hd had been sent for th the e rem re malnine aliling I 1 11 belonging belo to the regiment and most 11 I 1 of the iho wagons were empty save for three or tour four soldiers who he went alons along to wilst in loading now uncle sanin sam old standby stand by the government mule Is degenerating swiftly into a state which warrants a wholesale 1 condemnation of the war department livestock live stock question an old army teamster black or unite u hite about this and he will reply that the old mules fire are pretty near the end of their mortal coil as fair as usefulness is concerned but this was not in evidence on brigham street the other day the drivers each determined to get to t the tort fort first first team in line was mma loaded and moved slowly of a necessity As aa soon as the others passed the head team the tun fun begun began A quartette ot of four black mules with ears as long lone almost ui lw their talla urged on by an un stinted application of the limn lash bounded into the collar ond and soon made quite a a space pace between themselves and their followers the next mt driver observed the i nove move find and x with ill a huh dan dah and a yo you I 1 cracked his whip dangerously gerou sly near the off leaders auricular extremity two T i v 0 other 0 t h or drivers d rt v ers followed f 0 1 lo 10 w ed suit t and ts abon 0 0 n t the h e te teams a m s were v e i v t two w abreast and golna like fury the big bony wheel mules who know retreat C and stable call as well as their drivers strode forward almost stepping on the tha little leaders who shambled and galloped by turns the drivers their whips and yelled and in the vocal demonstration demonsy ration they bete joined by the iho passengers eert two of the whips be became came tangled tans ltd and it was with some trouble and tugging that they were disengaged the race i w as kept up tor for a couple ot of hundred yards and at the close of n lt it a team learn of brown mules had the best ot at it the driver and an swung their hats land nd yelled and the mules apparently smelling in anticipation the iha oats in the U S feed boxes hurried on toward home with rattling harness and flying reins two handsome bay bon horses es came clashing down state street one day noc long ago they had left a very much dis jointed milk gasoi bazoll I 1 further up the and were making excellent I 1 time in the direction of murray I 1 the id streets were f full I 1 I 1 of children homebound from school 7 R with ill shining morning I 1 d b I 1 in I 1 faces lacasi and light hearts down toward I 1 the end ot of the tha north side bide of the walk on first south was waa playing a golden haired little girt whose u walto hito dress and pretty innocent face had attracted tho the notice of nearly every one who passed by when the I 1 he frantic horses reached first south a burly policeman succeeded by dint ot of waving his bl irma arms and yelling in turning them down east one of them took the street and arv ins ing a fair held field before him increased big hl peed the other horse barge was wag a trifle confused cont used however and chose the north walk tor for a trod never his speed a whit onward lie dashed clashed directly toward the babel who heard not the heavy clink clinic as aa the iron shod ehod feet struck the stone pavement an alley Js Is reached and the animal anair al slackens a trine trifle as aa it to turn in ills his intention chari chan rea though and on he be dashes as it if spurred by invisible riders with red hot rowels spectators hold their breath as they witness fitness the scene the horse draws nearer and nearer until he sees the bit of 0 white and cold in hill hl path then with a bound in which providence seemed to prevail he sprang into the th air and landed on the other side of the th child presidents wife some ome day marked a bystander if that atida luch 1 ill 1111 1 tell you a tact fact sagely icely re increase with lier her use 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