Show early to bed and early to rise make a little boy say eay things he should not the niagara electric power works will be opened with a rush and a roar I 1 sir mr cleveland loves a corporation lawyer like an englishman loves a lord mailing ailing makes it a full man mail says the sopher so does docs eating dried apples of the cuban revolution well may it be said aalde no one knows what a day may bring brine forth an international bimetallist Is one who believes in america following where england leads 1 the greatest example on record r of folly as aa it hies flies was when the turtle attempted to speak in midair the people who came to utah with the handcart hand cart companies lit in the littles dmd more push than their descendants bave it Is small business and shows s atan tan spirit on the part of the gods lo 10 ferst make mad those whom they would destroy philadelphia has the honor ot of han having ing ared the first gun in the campaign tor for aund money moby but it was only a quaker gun after all the new york democrats are in ta fa ear of harmony heretofore they have ocen in favor of office and spoils what ks a tile the matter with them theres noth nothing fur flke ake it it annl anni illanes time and space said an enthusiastic thusia zUe bicyclist and occasionally a pedestrian on tho the sidewalk to be art an international bimetallist one must be a bigger than the colossus of rhodes for he must be able to stretch himself across the atlantic judge Is given the credit of having killed tile income tax law lie he did it with a two edge sword his first ettoke liming having been for it ills his second against it and the japanese ore are proving themselves very good housekeepers they straightened china out tit in good style and now they are bringing LrI nging order out ot of formosa corbett has gone cone to asbury park to train the trouble with these Us big pugilistic kuns guns Is that when they begin beat to train they always shoot their mouths months off A young man in missouri caught a a catfish was pulled into the water and drowned mr cleveland would do well to remember this the next sunday lie goes fishing the success of the memphis sound money convention was waa not so pro noun ceil 4 as to justify the calling 0 of another this Is a case where enough tins an as good its as a feast A contemporary says district attorney judd Is a holy terror to the criminal tramp la in town and the festive rest e cattle thief in the country yes hes ho 8 a good deal of t a holy terror the prince of florizel 11 II won the manchester cup and then the band played god bless tile the prince of wales in view ot of his horses victory letory N this was a work 0 of supererogation eugene 1 V debs declines to be a acan candidate for or president saying that thai he prefers to remain untrammeled all things considered we think he would prefer to remain unshackled gentlemen who ho have lave political abbl tlona and also hold official positions position in their parties presumably tor for the advancement van cement 0 of their parties interest should remember the saying yo to cannot serve nerve two masters master 11 the filling ot of tile the place made vacant by the death of general gresham with mr olney will not lower that office the appointment ot of mr harmon to tile office made vacant by the promotion of mr olney will elevate that office the london dally daily news wants to know why the presidents ot of republics not go abroad it says saya england lin gland would be b delighted to to receive reo lve a visit front rom the he pre aident nt ot of the united states tire the united states would bo be glad blad to have him go eo abroad and stay abroad dana 0 of the t he sun tells it a new story about oll ola man simon cameron Caine roii ire he says bays he used to give every y year ear in the month of june a dinner sit at III his country house at lancaster la caster to which ile he used to invite thirty or forty statesmen judges newsy newspaper aper men farmers and politicians it got cot to be a great treat to eo 90 to ono one ot of oid simons dinneny dinn end dana s that on I 1 one of these occasions ho he was sitting bitting I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 we are told by a contemporary that there appears to lo be a disinclination among amone tile hie republican gold organs of 0 the east to publish the free silver arguments gum arts of 0 persons just so BO will ivill thin fame to 0 a tree r allver article that has appeared lit in tile the new york evening post tile the times harpers weekly frank lesliea Le weekly the philadelphia record or d or times or any other prominent democratic papers tit in the east bast during with old simon in tho shade out ido tho the front door otlien n lien looking down the way ivanyi he saw coming up tip a gentleman lio lie he supposed was tin nn enemy to mr cameron Ca moron and turning to him lie he said eald general have you forgiven them nil al 7 yes was waa old simons reply every damand one ot of them tile tho lat last two years na would it not be hetter better to bo be fair about the business and toll tell the truth anil and that Is IR that the gold press of the nat whether democratic or republican decline to tit als cuss sliver on tin its merits at all but simply confine themselves a to repeating some stereotyped saws which suit their cause mr Wll wilcox coic a former Coma COM Stocker but now a miner of guanajuato is a in the city ire he confirms nil all the r re ports ot of the unprecedented prosperity I 1 in our sister republic they are ex porting vast amounts of 0 coffee coatee and hii he says everything above 9 cents per pound r received e e e 1 v ed 0 on n colace Is velvet cochineal cOffee c castor a s t 0 r b beans e ar fruit the tha febre fibre from I 1 which binding dwino la 19 spun fin alno woods moods and numberless other articles thus giving a veritable boom to mexico I 1 the secret Is that all forms of 0 property property 4 down there are worth as much a as r money it Is better to make invest t 6 1 merits menta in pro progresso gressl ve industries tha than I 1 to hoard tile the oney money M that Is in a na tion of about people of whom are what could out our I 1 i nation not do it if it like mexico would i utilize its silver money with I 1 its is 1 i of 0 people none 0 f whom ho are peona yot yet but with the threat now over us that in a few years there will be at ai least peons geons or a revolution we asked a near contemporary that has been expatiating on the extensive tin plate manufactures in the united I 1 states it if it believed there would have i been any finch industry now in the tha country except for the mckenley nley bill with its accustomed ability to get out of a close place it becomes facetious and asks it if the republican party parly has sold flold out silver for tin the republican party Is very solid on tin and inasmuch as all the reforms and all the enlightened legislation in the last thirty years his has been by the republican party we expect it will bo be the party that will finally do justice to sliver silver we are ara afraid however that it will never have tile the opportunity until tho the democratic president la is ousted from the white house the democracy Is a great party to run a presidential campaign the year prior to nominations for president ident all it lacks now Is a candidate in tho the west it Is running on the sliver silver platform without a candidate lit in the east it Is running on the sound money platform with no end of 0 candidates th tho thing to do Is to always find out where the democracy stands and then wager that that Is the wrong thing it if any one thinks this Is not so EO let him look back for thirty years and try to find some measure that the democracy has promised and crystallized into a law that has not given the country a black eye the democratic organ criticises criticizes the th tribune tor for this the Democrat lo io party Is the marti of politics it to ro fuses to stay elay dead says the deac cratic organ lint but martl marti Is dead his remain have been identified and gabriels trumpet cannot raise him and to show how wrong the tribune was it quotes a dispatch from this paper of 0 the same date dale saying marti marll would shortly arrive in florida we admit our comment was needless for the organs illustration was as happy as pos bible comparing the democratic party to a rebel A contemporary jeers at a lien which it says Is tom carters of 0 the aval availability of the lion lien john sherman tor for the presidency on a straddling platform and yet this same contemporary with all heartiness supported mr cleveland on a straddling platform knowing that mr cleveland so far as he could comprehend john slier sher mans views on silver was in hearty accord with that gentleman gentle maji counsel for henry A barling executor of the w III of edward mott robinson father of hetty green says thab that I 1 hetty lias has filed 1700 objections to items in the executors accounts this la is be bb cleved to exceed the number of filed by ex congressman holman the greatest of american object objectors om it if you to do not like my report you can go to hell Is the way the postmaster at liverpool nall kan addressed the postmaster general in a letter received at washington a day or so ago it if mr wilson does not like the report all lie lias has to do Is to remain in washington during the summer dr P ankh arsts campaign campa leTi next fall will not be condoned to new york city alone but will extend to the whole state slate anil and when he be shall have te re formed the empire state he like another alexander sigh tor for other worlds n to conquer and the president seriously thought ot of making hoke smith attorney gen eral ills chief qualification catlon tor for the th place and the ono one no doubt that gave ca consideration to his name Is the feet fact that he tips the scales at about the same number ot of stone that mr cleveland does what a difficult position a federal official has to fill in a tree free sliver silver territory he b it if lie he declares he is a goldbu finds himself in opposition to the people and must suffer their di disapprobation roba lit in consequence it he cornea out 01 hulday for silver lio he Is very liable to low 1030 ills official head bead 1 la a certain highly sensitive people england a are to discussing are billiards billiard 5 cent compatible with christianity cays the new york world they certain certainly ly are with rn muscular christianity it secretary of oc state late olney le it at ad prompt in asserting and enforcing gen the doctrine as attorney oral olney was in asserting and enforcing the right of the government to protect interstate commerce during the strikes last summer the country will look upon ills hla appointment N with nith ith great lavor gavor |