Show SECOND BOOK OF GROVER t jy by hezakiah the now when grover C rover tho the ug had bad 47 wrought all the havoc and ries 0 of and nd ou other panicky pleasantries pleasant unto which lie he was capable he called him the wise wine r ion a f hla his cabinet and lie he sp flake unto I 1 them hem vAy behold boake beake of wol of 0 any hold bold wise wille men it any ye more mischief or ally further demo foreign policies cratic heresies her esies or brilliant coups delat or other othe r A or beautiful blunders of which I 1 aval am relegated commit ere 1 I grover may desuetude into that innocuous whose bourne no president returns rom from you may now arise and take to ke the floor that the wise and it 1 t came to pass treat men bowed aved down unto grover and groveled saying verily thou art our grover and nd we fire arc thy cuckoos behold thou speak est and in we get out ot of bed to obey thee the v for verity verify whatsoever such Is the law listeth even thy 3 deth fort orelli and the gospel and tile capital from will vv 1 11 tha th anti and if grover hatchment of more ore devilment behold we will scour the country in search of such albeit this the same scarcer than when ho he fleit essayed to run the tha nation in the r ground around yea vitt BU wl will 11 do our utmost for that in the grover craver yet N we 0 o realize treat great industry 0 ot f making colossal national we are but asses 0 of ourselves yearlings yearnings year lings as cc compared M pared with thee oil grover for have wo we not flat stood gallantly at thine elbow through ahr ough tile the thick and thin of thy great erratic career yea through tile the thick 0 of the repeal of the die licious tariff laws and the thin 0 ot f the national revenues yea through the th weeping and waiting wailing and gnashing 0 hing and smashing through the multitudinous r issues ot of bonds upon bonds to meet thy great mighty yea through the passage of 0 the wonderful wonder tul tiomai laws lawa to provide income tax to cover the outgo tax lo 10 here and ic lo 10 there and yea through the tribulation 0 t thy great hawaiian trouble and dov down through the va valley hey ot of humiliation at setting at naught it tile tho A ai onroe lonroe doctrine and thy great nica policy might bo be been ot of all a it men yen when the nation was avas rent in twain with dis disaster aRtir and panic and lay suffering of with paralysis of 0 the a pondu licks and deep dark circles under und or the eyes yea in ill that at hour ot of palsied balsie d peril were we not with thee at buzzards day bay and it n d when the armies 0 of starving mou men came to the great city for relief while the band played tramp t tramp ramp tramp ramp ale ic tram tramps pa are arc marching old did we not succeed iva in keeping them oft off the turf yea verily a midst amidst all tile the wreck of matter and crash era 11 of prices we have ever rallied around thine avoirdupois and gone willi will thee on oil hull 1011 loll day and supported thee if need bo be and now it if thou haat bast in mind loille other mighty fir break emit that will causette cau cause sethe the people to hate thee and our beloved party the more ere the permanent retirement ti thereof ir arise oh grover gird up thy loins and tip us its the wink and it came to paa 1 that crover the great was much moved by the devotion and statesmanship of his him wise wl he men find and hr he fell ell upon their necks with a dull thud and wept and after the space pace s of a lime lie he arose arid and lustily unto the wise ise men si saying lying behold it la Is mete that my servant carlisle alch li I 1 the greatest of 0 my financiers shall gird up ills his suspenders and journey to covington which Is in the land cle 0 bluegrass and bourbon where the governors come from and he ahall litt lift up lip ills his in olce ice in favor of 0 mine down downtrodden trodden bankers even they which dwell within mine hallowed precincts of 0 wall street and he be shall return not till lie hath in tho the land ot of tennessee tonne see ahro 0 th judges d come from and ile he aall shriek in a loud that eliat the ali tree free coinage coln a ot 0 f silver liver r cometh of evil and Is fr fraught lu ge h anith with ruin to the fling masses masse ot my people and that verily the bunny bankers in their frantic efforts to avert the ruin of the macres are asin agin it and the ratio thereof and tile the whole shooting match for verily in that awful day 0 ot tithe the free coinage of silver these self same bankers might take one piece of gold oh wherewithal to purchase two pieces of silver and the struggling masses ma could never say them nay and hence v verily the drible banker men cannot and will ill not stand b by y and see sec themselves rob the helpless sting gling masses better belter death bafo before re a lead iero alpe cincil therefore Ther etore it N met meet that you mner your mouthing discreet yet forceful and preface the sanio banio with the venerable observation ob that ie aro are not a candidate for offrice so get ye gone and it was even so and when car airle the mighty cuckoo had done these things behold the organs of 0 the democrats which were wont to uphold the manifold machinations of oc gro grover e r rebelled in daubl psalms pinging verily john G dost thou take us tor for immigrants and other ribaldry such a as aa A oh mamma dear and one year morn more of and grover find and then it we aro are not dead we will be in alfalfa |