Show IN BABIES wherein a word to a wise papa ou ought ht to bo be sufficient 1 I am getting to bo be the most barefaced and versatile iaron lar on earth said s ild the bachelor and its ha all on account of 0 two little innocent babies two 0 of my friends lenda tr at the office have recently been invested with the honor of 0 paternity ill ty both boys one of 0 them jonis jon is s Is an amateur photographer and the other day he took a picture of his baby and brought it to the office ot of course you know how intelligent it a child of one month looks continued cont inked the bachelor stroking his bald head with the air of a connoisseur in infancy but the elie boys in the lie altice were loyal they swore it was the bri test looking kid idd they had ever seen and that lil it was the image of jones it if it 1 l had been any one alses child jones would have knocked somebody flown down tor for the insult but he took it as a great compliment and stuck he up lip in a frame on his desk this was too much for smith the other papal papa he any camera of his own so he got a young man who lives next deorto door to come in and take his babas picture and lie brought it down to the office as an opposition to jones conesa i really neally im sory for smith it if his baby looks like that picture pl sture but I 1 rather think the amateur artist libeled labeled the lie iad chad and made it tha I 1 monster it ap pears the picture was not focused properly it represents smith in the bick ground holding on his knee a mammoth infant nearly as bis as he Is the by hya hands were outstretched toward the camera and look as though they might beang to fitzsimmons or corlett corbett smith thought it was beautiful and when some one suggested that the toy boy looked lust just exactly like hint him lie ordered drinks all round and put the tha picture up on his desk as a further opposition to joness every time I 1 come into the I 1 have to stop and admire those pact arcs ates and im acquiring great self control contral by ke keeiling epling a straight tice face whenever tonea Jones or 1 amith says and still you will avill r remain e a bicheler bich elor will you 11 mcw york herald |