Show Urges Cut in m Paper Match Supply to Aid Prosperity I One sure ay way to reestablish the nation na- na nation na nations tion s business would be to cut tho the production of uch national pests as paper matches tops to tooth te p tubes and shirts that go O on o Or o er erthe the head according to Robert famous amous humorist Forecasting in Liberty Ia Magazine this week the business cycle for 1931 1 31 Mr Ir Benchley suggests trimming the output of o a few other universal ersal Irritants Ther There will be It if I have ha anything to say about it a remedy for 0 overproduction overproduction tion In n the marked decrease In the manufacture of greeting cards auto autobuses autobuses autobuses buses gin and orange juice cock hlll oar ar books v washroom boys seed rolls I art furniture and automatic elevators I writes Mr Benchley Money Ioney will bo be lees scarce By B D this I do not mean that you and I will have MORE ORE money or that It will be any less scarce v when hen you look 1001 inside your wallet allet when the dinner check comeR comes There seems to be another kind of ot money that the banks handle It Is plentiful or It li Iq scarce or Its It's It Is cheap or It Is Ish high h b I ne never neer er could figure out whether I cheap chlap money meant that thal a n five dollar bill cost only four dollars and sIxty cents to buy or that It was in bad con dillon w v with ith torn edges c nod and little strings hanging from It so BO that it LOOKED cheap At any rate whatever cheap money means moans to bankers tho dollars Is five the dollars to me And a hun bun red bun dollars ollars Is i a godsend I ow w about wheat bent Wheat heat seems to 1 b r lot to do with Ith world conditions I alt ouch with ith so many people trying to reduce weight eight I should think it could be less important pow now than it as v as in The wheat cheat heat we so e heir hear a about bout ne never neer er comes in budles of ot less than a million bushels which frankly sounds a little unappetizing hon When you vou ou get up Into figures like that with hh just plain wheat t vs you run the risk rl k of ot just sounding pounding silly I l lIn In fact tact I am not sure that the whole hole I financial business structure on which our system Is founded Is not silly aith Ith it billion ot of bushels and billions of ot gold I bars bals and nothing to show how for or ItI ItI ItI It ItI I am v on i 1 t plan no now no where here whereby here here- hereby I bye by v we e e scrip p the h whole hole le thing and begin nil over again with Ith n f- a chocking account for ten thousand dollars In my name to In I some Bome good bank W Ith a head hend start that I J ought to be able to get my myown 10 loan n affairs cleaned up u ui and th my own affairs cleaned el up I Am lire cure that world orld I affairs would look a I lot t rosier |