Show NEWSY CARRIE CARRE CARELESS biln tile the code of chunks that thai are arc IF formulated or for the lie umbrella school WHAT IT COSTS TO GIVE ONES BEST BUY A likeness of ono features tho die to young Al adlle lle al 11 ho llao been fope the young 2111 ion on ave aio putting their clashes in fit hock A comans womans Won vait a latell lire work I 1 copyright lacot by biml W A school ts is about to bi be founded irk id tho the groat city of new york for tile alio purpose or of to telling idling young men bow to carry an olly property over ilia head of a fair aar om kim panton panion 4 nom something ething of the iho kind baa ha long been this season with its rains and hail had ind now created an absolute do toned for it IL and so an umbrella school his bas sprung spirling into existence faai alenco A committee of women i from the low popular classes of ft omen w widows and debut debutantes antei have bave formulated a code of rules which shall sund stand as an tho A U B cis ca of tile school they are as al follows fellows jei ili suro sure that ilia umbrella is unfurled before till leave the doorstep or far ear it 1 e P operating rating to a vi om it to wal walk k under u n a drip while her escort is fumbling N ith tho the shelter when once the umbrella k 1 raised bold lc it not to 10 the right nor to the left nor to the front not nor to the back but illi li aly the hat bat of tho the woman oman A r suro sure that it lt Is not so far forward that tho the back prongs af the will drip a lion her shoulders shoulder nor yet so aarback far back thattie eliat the front mill W drip upon her ber bangs dont yank tier her by the arm while carrl ng an umbrella sho she vanis to hold bold up her skirt aul an besides that tho the poo of tuo the umbrella Is suro sure to suffer never mind list hat even gh the it be a silk one and aad do not value the I 1 ila ai 0 I 1 I 1 1 ri ro 7 alij I 1 5 I 1 tt V t i II 11 I 1 t I 1 11 1 11 1 I 1 i X 1 A AT f STATE OF AFFAIRS ns apply safety of abour 5 our eyes eye but devote your ivi hole otte attention to lo the covering of that anc worn woman a it should th alio elements rago rage lit in all alice 1110 tion and abo 0 rains descend from ev everywhere cry and t tho decloud he clouds cloud pour forth torrents from tho the noath booth sout li east and west est abandon at once all hope hop of keeping the comans womans garments armenlA ff dry and bring brine all your energies to hear bear upon the llie preservation or of hr her fritzes keep them try dry at all hadank F een en though amt tu have ba 0 to shefter them under your ile always that thai hotter a vict sizzled dripping howai with pretty lang than a dry one willi wilh stringy discontented it desolated locks mt all bolkin AT congar of nf indiana has stai stanl tied J heisele l esfir aud anti every ono one an announcement having baying made tho the announcement silo sho Is going to provo prove it if tt 1 I lakes tin the N bole of her timo time it is to th effect that sli in miss congar believes avid and knows that each and every occupation on isil lIt men are arc employed 14 I 1 being successfully performed by a oman holds herself in rca dines to name naino tile tho woman find and tell chere sho she Is bo thu the do occupy e upa binn ever so unique fro be hear boor y ye 0 all I 1 if f any ono one is in n doolit ak ai to ebo elial bailit of woman for any given 0 occupation ell pa torito now to miss 3 helen lif C congar borgar and ana he will tell ou of woman oman yah foht h s already upon it 0 of not he bo startled if you see a woman clutch her wildly and back it from Us its montifix dragging bilth 11 a B ong length of chain sho she Is only abon to consult tier her anth which is fa stoned upon the end of hor her bhain 11 it t ck arranged as to lo dangle prettily over the pot dundei the chin liters tho the brooch properly rp ls roele Ili fic lb ih still another adother hiding place for watch it his IF inside IbA high collars which all eba world of women wear A small pocket of croc hoLed silk Is fastened taste it it 4 0 I 1 I 1 W I 1 I 1 11 11 V I 1 I 1 rr I 1 II 11 1 p aj 1 a T 14 I 1 N t I 1 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 M qt I 1 ker TITE on the left side of the collar far enough to the side dc to bo out of sight ihl in this tah cm caia where it will rest reil against I 1 th soft akin of the caret Is the jeweled timepiece mulch Is dearer to her titan than ani n thing savi hor yellow gaiter ile I 1 e it known that bin darling little ii vt Hith ath thore arnst more often than not a lisenba liken like ba of tho lh bosl best boy m hoso hose bonaly k paid for the dainty hand of I 1 the dear little chikat of fit girls have han k ferreted out cut a way of grit britting gritting ting ohead ol of I 1 tn tb I 1 ills I 1 18 ills for contracted r skirts willi little material in I 1 I 1 thew and nd no apparent clothing under t them the rho girls are will well wi ll aware ol of this 0 end they alio albo know that none of the ho tty lly of former years ran can hu he boru under boath the simplicity of these tailor made gowns yet yat one and all have bavo acl aral that thoy they cannot r and A ITT not RO go uI fancy the horror of seeing ning a woman t cro d street without re eating as as a a fluff of or a frou fron frou of lace fare 1 I P I 1 aur enri th barrenness of effect were e tl ill slightly tilted to show nothing 1 amro than a pair of boot i wit lop of conr tho the girls could nul not and acid I 1 would not endure end urn kilich a j licate of affairs T tr 1 tint ciet of tile the question tho tl whole 0 maltlon condition of womanhood seemed at 1 l iko than on der fill 11 II honor bp bo ev upon her bor thought of 0 a way out of tho the i dilemma a away way of appeal appealing ing to boar petticoats ats v without rearing them at all inside of cf tier her tallor tailor mado gown about two ino lips below tho the silo sli coved sowed a floun of laco lace chich w alch was vias long enough to reach the hem hein ot of tile skirt two I 1 inches lie h Is below I 1 the lie kiril futile vas na sewed bowed a second 1 0 kid ono one extending within bair in an inc inch it of tho the bottom of the arcis then rains tho the moment for cherl ment breathlessly this woman of talent posed before the mirror tooka luok a step over an imaginary crossing gave a little uck bick grabbed up tier her skirt skirl jumped a puddle and turned quickly to the glass to observe ohp IL was highly lot doiy y there was tho the dress skirt beautifully elevated at just ahn right angle and hanging below it wiro were tho the laco lace lit in charming told fold and pose yet the ills costume from the knees up was as rich in fit cuitino as tho the heart of auy any full limbed girl could de desire now till nil fit the girls are doing that sort of tiling thing and no one knows lust just low it happens that there tharo ts Is apparently no pett lecial thero there and yet there must bo be ono for now on see it il and now you I 1 I 1 V r 11 I 1 I 1 7 14 11 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 JACK I 1 ovell T XO ME 80 SWEETLY dont which fact goes to demonstrate once moro more that you should believe only in I 1 y half of what you see jay goulds box itt at the abo grand opera la Is the best beat patronized patroni ted cd ono in ID towo town it is never empty arid is seldom occupied by fewer femer than half a doen people tito tho other night abe there were r eleven bouls in it tito boccal occasion I 1 as evidently that of a theater party parly tor for tho the little folk of ho he gould acquaintance phe little men and four little maids orcut cui led front seats or stood about tho the railing vallo in tho the background could bo be discerned two anxious mammas keeping guard 1 ho 0 conduct of 0 tho the little people vias vas such as to comment any anywhere here they laughed not aloud garred not at the audience audi made no attempt atte ropi to show 0 oft ff and a as 3 unconscious lous as children to the manor born should bo be one of tho the little fellows not more than eight years old u dioro ore whap whit kid hid glove klomps Klov ps arid and in true man loan fas fashion bion he wriggled his hands hand across the iron railing scrubbed olt off tho the sides of ins his chair and gave a vagrant brush brus h or two iwo at bis dollies clothes with them tho the little ladies sat daintily erect lorg bettes in hand and one of thom sedately dro drew tile tho curta curtains inq about the railing so as to screen herself from tho the gaze of tho audience aud ienco while hilo sho she admired adin irod tho the play it aas whispered pored about that no child in the box bole could lay claim to less than a who when it the day of nia ma arrive A funny thing came to tho the notice of a now york girl on the occasion of tho the last warm spell of weather crossing seventh avenue avelino sho she saw a pet young man of her acquaintance entering a door over hung the orn ominous inous three gold goh balls with his binter oc overcoat on ilia his arm aria ho be was albing to in a sprightly fashion and seemed to bo be at peace with his bib pocketbook and with the world orld and el there ho be was on its ills way into a pawn pavin shop lk meeting lootIng clio young later all was explained you sec ho be said blithely 1 I board and have so little closet room that I 1 cant an t keep my coal in any kind of shape end and so I 1 h rig ng it up hang it il up yes that is I 1 give it fl to rny illy uncle poise pawn it dont you know they pay me about halt its value perhaps it im lucky I 1 got twenty dollars for it maybo a little more they put it away in earn camphor abor for roe and noil next fall I 1 go after it ji I bays to pay lour four per rent in on the month for tho the length of time I 1 have lad it but bot that dont amount to your much h in I 1 have had the use dive of the mony money all summer had bad to pay storage on oil my loat and have been furnished hod with a L guarantee Rua gua ranten that old anky would take good care of it for inc IT high agh up on tho the arm of the young men rf I 1 reposes a silver bangle bra colet vt which tolls tells to all who he happen to squeeze that young mans malts section that lie he Is in love loie jewelers tried to revive the wrist bangles of the abo days of the louiss for our nineteenth century men but impossible they simply would dot wear them bilut thy they have consented to the silver band above the elbow it Is boru anit below bf low t ibo 0 muscle bump which every man Is always asking you to squi auve aitio and it ft Is so that it f Is s lost to ight though it Is never out of dear the ladles ladler of gotham are very rood good to the gentlemen of that place they are presenting them with miniatures of themselves exquisitely painted on oil ivory time was alien a simple photo card blo was good enough for best fellow then a cabinet must bo be bought for him or a panel nearly a as large A as life and as natural as the be decamera camera could make it now it costs W 5 to give ones likeness to ones divinity dil nUy lor for it 11 must bo be upon tho the lineal finest of polished ivory and bo be beautifully tinted that none but a real artist can caa do the work the most approved ivory likenesses are no larger than the pictures picture of george washington upon our postage stamps and they are designed to bo be fitted filled within a locket which li Is to lobe be worn upon the walca chain twenty five dollars id the iho very cheapest sure sum for or which t abo lie ivory likon ps can call bo be obtained 1 hoy boy used to cost but an artist recently y imported who makes a specialty of these says they cost no more than twenty five in lennon luluon arid and so be one mut must p pay ay n no 0 more than that in this country another dainty personal gilt gift pi 1 a likeness ol of ones relf painted upon a coffee cup bibich is 1 to lo adorn the bachelor quarters ot of ones oner best love lore if painted by an aillet nho he understands china painting tho colors do not chango change in tile th firlow and the iha effect Is if as lowly lovely as could be desired batill another way of 0 riving giving ones one likeness to ones best boy Is by having it painted upon tho the inside of the case of his watch this alili method possesses poste otte ono advantage advant aga over thone previously mentioned namely that of endurance L aea ca corig may wax and wano wane time hiruo may come slid and time may go but as aslone long as the ticking of t that particular watch goos goes on juat t ta so lonn long will the dainty smiling features look out from tile iho in side eldo of be golden cover nothing can era braio it and nothing can rorer cover it up savo AV another picture patu toll over it and ithamer be upon the artist who could bo be prevailed upon to do 0 0 lk li s a deed |