Show A TALK TALE OP OF MISFIT SPIT TEETH A trains ac cort crew crevy that headed oft ofra a granger woo woe ive heard 0 of railroads so acco uwe ailing a that trains would stop and lot let passengers got get out and blackberries along alone tho the line said jolin john gilbert tho the traveling but I 1 ran across a railroad rall roid up in pennsylvania the other day that can give tho the blackberry railroads many points I 1 his railroad runs between Alon trow in fit coun county ty and Tunk Tuni bannock wyoming county it Is a narrow gauge and does a alj business jt it is a monopoly too but Itel it evidently dently means mean to treat overy every one fair and kindly tile the day I 1 was a passenger on this road a very voluble volubly old id gentleman sat in the like seat directly in front of me lie ilo talked very much and in talking ho be opened his mouth very H ido do lie ho had store teeth arid and tho the plate had rather shriann orthe old gent lemans mouth had expanded since tho the teeth were fitted to him lor for they kept bobbing up arid anil down as ho he talked like piano keys lu in artion you better look old man I 1 said to myself for or if 1 you got a string to those tooth teeth the first thing you know desert you we were vero tripping along at a pretty good gait tt it was a warm day and tho old lio gentleman n oman hall biad his bis wl window ado up pretty wv soon ho he opened up alp wl with b a to deiv ro remarks mark in the middle of which ho he felt compelled to laugh lie ile gave oil buo ouo hilarious snort and zip tip shot that set of misfit teeth out of its ills mouth it satisfied with rotting rid of ills his mouth but it throw threw itself out ol of the car oish the open window as well gosh all fishhooks fish hooks books I 1 was what the old ron gentleman leman undoubtedly imagined tie bo was saying but his upper ifa was caved jai in almost to his big palate and as lie ho had bad to push it back and hold bold it there with hs his tongue before he could talk ills bli words came ik trine trifle thick and full of splutter that was all tho the old man said but lie shoved his head bead out of the window arid and looked back mournfully ally toward the spot va hero his teeth had left him wo had gone a mile or more I 1 guess before tile alio conductor of tire train lial had learned of tire tho gent lemans bereavement lie ile pulled pulle althe the bellrose bell rope the train was stopped slopped then they backed up to the place whore where the teeth hail s cliot 1 out ot of tho the window there co nil loor eng conductor d u c engineer lie 0 r fireman and brake inan formed themselves into a searching party and went cut to work to JO look k up the lost tooth teeth they searched abo the country ou no both clde of the track lor for se several rai rods up and down and add at tile tho end ve of halt an hour a brakeman shouted noro here jbv be I 1 lie he had found tho the old gentle mans teeth they were all there safe and sound abo old gentleman shoved thorn them in his month and said gosh all llah id ket fetched e hod helli when I 1 got homo home it I 1 h a fou found al the them n teeth then the train started and the old man comme commenced need his bis talking abera to left oft when ills teeth had got tired and quit him nobody seemed to lo think tho the stopping of the train and going back itter after tun the teeth was anything out of the ordinary aery day way of managing a 0 railroad and I 1 going to be c conspicuous on by kicking hut but it was accommodating alta it st louis democrat |