Show SPORES SPOKES FROM THE HUR I 1 A A hallways scheme for too the extraction of clad ora CRISIS MADEIRA FOR foit JELLY I 1 count an 0 t C col L T thoma h 1 att zia in t 1 1101 1 1 1 for r 1 I 1 I 1 1 11 A I 1 a ai armil or mIl arens 0 I 1 y 1 sr rf f ID T 1 i ty t ing on na biot ch Timi cwB BOSTOS BOSTON july 30 issa it 11 ag yg Is reported po teal that the lie old colony railway 1 I 1 li i about t to adopt adolth a now iden idea A not 1 lew I 1 in it its than in fit the object I 1 it la in intended to file notion Is simply imply that every conductor in ia tile the employ at 0 the alio road read dball through na all in coiny Y lessons from a first rato oculist 19 may be a buos edge of the lio best process tor for extracting trat tr ting a cinder from boiu the rye eye the aoun amoust tot ot real misery arising from cause on passenger trains in tho the course ot a year Is positively local eatable cn lable think how many people thero there ito are who endure boats haars ot torture thus occasioned before they bey cra caa sst get to the end cad of their journ journey ty end and take measures for or obtaining relief ii 14 thero there a single person that reads this letter who has not been through at least ono one experience of 0 the sort eort but now something la is to be done on the old colony road at least to will to tho the pangs at 0 tho cinder curau cursed unfortunate la in future it li Is mid tile abo thus sadly milly will be aello to 10 appeal with confidence to the conductor who will pay my in reply it zen you please air or madam lo loo look down B moment whereupon tho the impromptu patient will have the lid at 0 lila oye turned quietly inside our one by means ot of a lead pencil and a delicate dirato il grasp apon the lash and the alc tlc ticket ot punch exten will cast nn an glance over the ex con j membrane through a am lilt bat pot ela llavina As COT talked the on of tha lie deftly remove it si knitht th a corner of 0 his handlir chei or with the mold tOned enil end ol of R toothpick it 1 tho the obstruct iola Is portion barly obstinate find aud the victim will a relief tile the intensity loto nelty of w aich only those who havo have endured due soch it torments tormenta can appreciate to the cond rictor also alao it all doubtless moat meet to apply bone bee ebe balent ministrations of tilo rind kind to the people whose bodily safety while Is entrusted entrot cn to his care the iho cinder that makei makee trouble is ia a imort invariably caught in lathe the little folds beneath the upper lid lldon at the eye y unless so any foreign ze substance is at once winked dout ont nature having constructed the organ argon apparently with a view to acom this object A sharp jagged thing like 1110 a scrap ot of burned coal ceal however to Is apt to joilue tn in tho the folds aforesaid find and then there la Is tits tress at once even the most mi mineroa geroa topic bit of carbon occasion 1119 immediacy imme diaco acal v talent lie aloa tho only aly COTO tor which is the torn femoral val of 0 the cause la big factories therol there iq usually ono one dan who is a skilled amateur to in this art bull and any employee who gets p toino inno thing in his eye yo go goes on to him for or help As a rule such assistance Is we well it tendered rend oreil tor for tho the matter Is olin Is eunuch enough when once under stool atoil any way it is much binch bettor better thou than using the no so called eye stone slope which aro are always dangerous slid and seldom do rood good it li ia nearly always from rom boston bosten that now new departures tn in tuo the line ine ol at chili zed progress 1 are l originated i t ed it may not cot lio be too touch much 0 I 1 to 0 assume that before long A this I 1 ihara b era loutica 0 re scheme e 6 will 11 i be adopted by tall railway way a companies p an Is 8 oil over the is a ed world orl d I 1 it t aLti Is to 0 be hyped 8 GO 0 at A any dy rate A I E iusti 1 arn tho the gi 0 t I 1 I 1 lien it hoider la ja ahn modern athens athena jat jn t DP at present resent Is a beacon street gentleman imiolo farall yin cabout that slice bites ot of cold roast feast boston aa iho watering place la ia question ilan been ampro pr lately the other day pon rt turning to lili ilk son villa from his dally daily avocation in ia the city lie he remarked to io tits wife with items a alarm IM that hat halog has log had occasion to i sit big ton n bodao for the purpose himself that everything was aate ho bail in ali all for or six bottles of priceless colis celers old madeira which alch were stowed slowed away iu in a cupboard d by themselves thom selves for saia safe J ap pp 1 till he cupboard h loard in the corner near th the p iia olt inquired tho the lady yes indola indeed that was the place im sorry my dear said she but I 1 the be fact act Is that I 1 used those six bix bottles battles boti bati clesto to make jelly with just before we camo came away it 11 wan waa uncommonly good jely jelly too though I 1 regret it i ery cry much if I 1 have taken any wine that you a disked particularly t to koep keep but T indred ind odo fed d there was non none other other handy han dyc could won not dot find a bomb ko me 1 jelly icily that was vas worth loss less thou than 14 4 a bottle asked the husband with a groa groan A thousand thona and dollars a bottle why what cart can you mean simply that I 1 cannot replace I 1 hose six all bottles at that or at any of or price they were wore my especial epp ecial lee treasure never la intended tended to bo be drank bays save as events iu in a lifetime it was vas a brag of mine to pay nay that I 1 had that quantity of toot real old alil madeira la in my 1 houfe 0 use now it Is gone and tor for jelly I 1 ie a gods goda rv it was waa remarkably good jelly was all tho the poor could bouhl think of by way of 0 apology A and I 1 ll 11 bisno sno wonder that tho eno gentleman of beacon street was distressed liow how many bottles ot of old madeira do YOU on suppose there are fit at in these hese united states about too per baas and connoisseurs to ia wine cau can tell you who owns pretty nearly every quart 0 it years ago a areail f nl at bug attacked the vines and exter them the insect loseca was subdued a at length and slips clips of the game alli ettes were plaited lint also alas the now new produced a different Berent dl juice the madeira of otto today to day nay comes broin arora tile ilia same island and tho the same vegetable table but it to 1 no more like the original on than chalk is hi like cheese nonce honee the a hormone enormous value nine po pressed essed by tho the small remnant ot of the ancient pr pro duct it cannot colnot b be beat said that there Is any quotation in the tha mark markart pt for or it ft simply it ij id not for or sale onto the few ow bullied bottles of at it that still exist ore are owned by parsons in well to do circum 6 lances who he do not cato care to sell it at tiny any price A Rene enorah on a azo 0 there was waa an 0 old it gentleman calls sit lit la PhU adolp adolphia is wild he bail ad tho the g nood fortu 0 t to P possess a gas balf elf a pipe of 0 ahli prec too lomi 1 IV V I 1 probe 61 bly y tits tho larg largest a atoru at that it time 0 by BUT any living for or A a thea ito value had gron groan to lobe be labo ak olous locia he figured gorel fl it up that the supply would lost laal him it if lie used ono pint at dinner autly no go many beum care aoatha an and it days 11 yo so like a mariner in distress for we water ter he placed himself on an allowance allo ot of that much per dillom never on tiny any account t to tie be exceeded life was wag not llvine lie ho said eald without madeira at dinner ani and when chiq lit ti tie estock stocal should cometo come to an end it was lite hla intention to dio die with as little delay audgo aud BO curiously curlon sly enough he bo did within 24 hours hoard of if the alro when ln the last 6 ili is 11 bottlo bottle of the crisis cr isia vintage was vt tito lato IBI thomai acott of pennsyl vanla vania famo fame rose to almost wealth from 1 a I portion alion of tho the humblest obscurity it la Is not lint that at lie should have I 1 acied outa ti eliat perceptive sell I 1 ty or dinal I 1 1 a quiren e through gladra gL urra lions sit r fl flemett butt bentin training in whirl A elf on lii a 0 of cagto lan 0 o a matter of instinct nat net accordingly to it hafl us with no D notion 0 tion of 0 0 ending in an any Y that he boo lit to lo fit nta a price noose DO ode 0 else so could bigord h ord to pay tho the stock of old a which had been the niec cepec lal I 1 pr pride do an jo of a distinguished holed lp arn at that time recently d dece a aad so f w jai colonel N scott it vilt kalett ot of ago auy y breach ot at tajo pro pr r lotief lotfe but at it ft eisma a a that hat having lii ln ell to give a clug bull bait at hla his house atte ard he tho right it would bo be abe a awell ell thing to kopea the products prec loni nectar C to from rom bug bog destroyed fineg by v h 0 on th the ellve oc ca canlon bya lo 10 order P that int ot ermono amigh might have hare roach much of it t ei h 19 70 d L to irloa drink it WAS in the midst tit of tho the fe festive stivi ties while I 1 roppa in per was wag in 6 aa and a crowd a of F young yoong men la in A claw aw hammer coati VIM mas crowding with eager ap appetite potito around the tables in the salle a m anger tor for fried oysters and salad and gulping down the wine an all fast ait ns as tho the walter 8 could supply it I 1 in kettle that vo col 1 boott who had d conversing with two or three other railway taing mug notes to la the half deserted ballroom ball room saw selling hire a gentl onlan well known a to hloi him an it person or of social distinction toe the colonel to la address him saying 17 dear NIT mr B yi look warm serl the new co coiner net 1 hoie family name la 18 to this ibis day nn an a pedigree lit in its itself elf 1 I 1 consider that I 1 have boon been insulted la in your howie and ishell I 1 rhall leave it at once in inet mv house honed echoed tho the colonel Colu ol naton lalin grossly grobly sir belr relle mr E R angrily 1 1 I I found a crowd ot of young men about the supper tables just now swilling madeira I 1 von ton aured to take a glass sad aad tasted it air tested tasted ili well want it goodo gooda sled colonel scott it goedl Goo dl fairly talal shouted the unary mau man it ft win was crisis madeira poo red on ont t by the gallon tar far to la go blots by a crowd of who dont doat know the difference between sherry and port you tre are perfectly aal aol 11 abare anare colonel Lolon pl scott that I 1 AD and man many y other gentlemen here tonight n ho posa eai s tastes instead ot of vulgar millions would regard agn d it ua as the utmost almost luxury to have a 1 anglo gle wine glass glassful fut of at th that t ma lla delta once a month it 1 we could at afford to boy it lint wo cannot ba yon n know anti anil so BO van TOU take advantage of 0 athla fv to outrage outrace conr feel inea go by e tt it in tubs as one bolg might lite byj ibay t or B I 1 lot 0 t 0 ot I 1 youn is pip cooil dig 1 rl 07 A and ad I 1 this the refit boo vivant strode out of the room picked up his hat bat and coat outside slid and left tho the house with indigena tion lion and disgust in tits lili heart tor for all newly acquired wealth anti mic phi tat sat AVERAGE Ind algea a decided atte for matters it at uny any tiomi tiaia ot of the day just now dow you me may roo roe gathered about ilic iut ha opticians optician w window I 1 allow on bromfield street a crowd ot of people who eagerly watch tho the operation or of two instruments each of which III lilu irmia w what but might be called it the action ot of it a a anna toy ray at work one of these con tri la is a circular disk 12 inches in diameter bild ed by spoke ilke lines into several different sized parti each of which ii tinted boats color of the rainbow blue rod red green yellow and the rest in order eq ai they appear apac ar in tho the solar plectrum trum by the prec action ot of a small email P ectro I 1 motor the disk to lo made to whirl around at inter tertale vahl the reso result t being eng that a to tho 0 rye oye of 0 t appears perfecta white ilia ot of couro conr Is intended to tile jacop that tbt tile the white light ot at the sun Is made lip op of 0 all the colors of the rainbow mixed together in duo dae proportion the second instrument referred to 11 in a radiometer the mot p pait a it ol of which is ia tour four tiny copper p platea r rc e v tolvine 0 A a after G 0 o I 1 the he manner of 0 a h iano on g pivot the said eald plates are set ert at a slight blight angle anglem LM do as to C etch catch the suns toys ry comann through tho the show lindow and their little performances within ablass a blaes surrounded rounded Bur vacuum which offers nu no resistance stanco worth mentioning to the movement of 0 the apparatus on one side eldi each of the little pla plates tea ll Is painted black so BO eq ai to absorb the brightly silvered ean ered la in order to tell ml ct as much B as iK wible Z thus thu the energy in ergy of 0 vill which rh tho tha light light and its ts accompanying luat aro merely la is exoree oil flu ahe he muck black surface and being shod off ilo aright surface the prates plates aro badde IQ to rf volve even lit jn a met stately well d room facet they rill kill keep going all thile be BUG I tit of anna they chirl around liko like efery thing a HI if i impelled by gomp trivial hie ble and mysterious force photo base thought that like piss inight bo be applied by empl eying I 1 n vast extent ot of exposed to the silo DUO for the ibo running of it too roa chinery cht nory but so 60 far tile the motion has ez ex no more IT into of being utilized util izad broo il ali ailbe th 0 sell boheme eme or fir extra g gas ug 87 I 1 water abero wit altu 1 to L karp cp tho the earth going THE AliAT EUR FLANK thero there Is ia an amateur crank here lo in town u ho he F has developed a morbid nor ald pailon for a most unusual pastime it hla his identity were accor bained tip to date it la Is a my ruy hytry try story be JQ ronld cold be apt to suffer f from tom various tricka kicka and other unpleasant things inflicted by persons who have till derbone annoyance e a at ills lilot hands bands the iho chart charloa ris ehor or at this season ot of the year vear is a favorito rito try tr yetine eting place lor for lydia poked lov at who pa paddle tile about on ilia calm waters after sundown eon Iown anil and apiou aud and option and until tile the very flaher come up to the surface and gap e tor for breath nat naturally aj yd I 1 ibo he ea aar dark of the moon la is e tho the most appropriate time lime for these amatory pursuits pur auila and it la IS at such euch periods pei loila of at lunar obscuration that hat tile crank photographer above reter nl to gets in els MS highly work armed wita aitu a camera lie hd paddles a a I 1 light canoe ellent ly about over the still surface until unlit lio lie finds himself in the neighborhood of some small craft the loui lona immobility of it which betrays the prea presence tace of copal coald at tho the helm then without in a king tho the slightest noli doi 0 ho be bo instrument upon apon the unconscious victims springs a little me alash 11 bt and jerks often Itan a spring that exposes adry a dry plato plate lor for a traction of 0 a second this at any rote is supposed to bo be blome hb method though the he astonishing SA which lie skills away down stream after performing an 0 potation operation of tho the port bort lias has thus thoa tar far precluded all possibility of 0 investigation the outrage liar has bern been perpetrated so many macy times that tho the owner of 0 the canoe must now have quite a cilery gallery of clovers ol lovers overs afloat lit in goodness knows news liow how many photographic phabia of amatory progress all ready for exhibition fit at so |