Show SPOKES U nm THE HUB humorous Humo naino rou journalism end soft electives at arvard nr vard PETTY PILFERING BY THE LADIES 1 I c dy I 1 the AT adir ashwel rin 1 able abl FI bb heads mud od third a L Tai I 1 HOSTO BOSTON NOV ov st 29 humorous Il lostra it jour and film lias iraq been having ing a to lough H to 1 1 for IF ailo tho 1 fast 8 1 1 teu years P ft N at 1 jiter ar S ha 1111 1 la 1115 atio 1 staff tea of alio L n jon m aho stud cowic comic pup or aoa al aalto it a IT of I 1 ferary mud and artie tie tic V C ubo he bad since attained ed wine reputation HU ans on an did tile b acil eat ol of t the he drawing and among tho the vir liters employed were such men OB as robert grant nod kod J T ti ln in the lampoon app appeared or originally gin those w d IF sketched bekc to la pen pa sad bad jok she Mall maderra acts bolt of ye TO harvard harram w the title little tin gosts gila on VI A heels helsin in versel bollos Kol Ro loB llos journey to cambridge and many othor other good thinks ot of lubo jugoro so oc I 1 lou celebrity the sheet IM lis clever claver squibb squibs and rough cardew it reo not dot sparing evva even tile ga aagut gas was well worth reading readi nj r fai I 1 id those blayr and enjoyed R cons I 1 hie ble circulation side of tho the ovder fil fifty ly unfortunately felion the bud dlug 1 A g geniuses who says it fame wem vero graduated there WAS no DO one to fill tho the editorial chairs they left vacant so tile dig lampoon Sim pooH went vent into a slow Blow blondo I 1 do ea 1 11 R n d diedolf sheer annii atlon in 1 I tilt 9 list has coq ilund condition mer place during alie lat decade DO to tory ryar for ability has baa been exhibited id tho he columns col of the lampoon the th reading matter had ha been far from brilliant and the of A crudeness suggesting the thane school I 1 it ais la really surprising he tiova little a artistic rt site talent la Is developed do rotund year beur by year among long lijoi mider undergraduate undergrad graduated uati adough the extent to walh t h fiu art courses are patton patronized zed L ly the he edento would astonish any silo who lid did not know how wl those electives aid it must be considered that bat college papers offer no DO inducements Induce meota to cou tribu tn balora tors more than vin 6 lory ry and yet this Is id regarded at nard as ot of more value than in lul I 1 gar gold since a university editor ado I 1 IT id I 1 particularly antly on oil the he ja lampoon 1 I of is t thought to bo be the iho bit ai a lilo bid honor I 1 son konio is ot of lampy a if I 1 a jokes joked even 0 tea Y at t are far grout bair bail I 1 came so across rose a an I 1 awfully good one iq in the last number A little girl erl being red to tell fit whit what faith ja replies replica its believing in what you yon know true STUDIES I 1 I 1 chanced to speak just joal now of what bro are known at harvard as soft these aro are studios benevolently designed by kindhearted kind hearted pro femora tor for the of youny young race who are not gifted with a caVi capacity capac city tty 1 A 11 link clien a boy gow gasto to Barva arrant t nl ito ho floila duds the courses confess which are open to him displayed upon a sort ort of ached ule called a La bolar view to you pays your money and you yon takei your choice so many hours of rocita recitation tiou fire aro required and add thew these you yoa may 01 da tribute in a betty much any way nay yon on like lik the fount Is an n tap bud aud you yoa may call tor for whatever variety varia of learning you please plea ie math inathe a malice language sciences science belles lett leuria s oil hll aru are served nerved to order some few freshmen each year select tile the mot most task th they ey cun call field with a view of staffing oa as full as D wit with OIL all botts of dedicated learning Ipar these theao aro are apt to form allwoo by anti ami are bontemp contemptuously durs ilig 8 aud and geln grinds I 1 ty y the majority of their tabo he sensibly regard the pursuit of 0 happi hem as tile the only reasonable object lof 0 o existence in ill college or of out ot at ill t the latter make dinho no hesitation USA la fuch electives as require ill alio a in turn of nt mental exertion fine art arti and english literature aro are wonderfully popular at can cambridge hebrew and tal culm attract comparatively few it Is id much mure more agne cable able to draw pretty pictures than to decipher hier ce aud and the peruse of the classics Is far more Inte interesting reuting than ais hie illum chut of if abstract mattleman lial feel propositions so bo what alint to tho the we use of distri aling ones self 1 l with hard work whoa when ll it li in possible to obtain cren better belter marks vilt hout TOE tag ELECT iVIC ever known bt at harvard alas al aa that dial it exist no longell was brtek grotis 5 under the late idla lutina ted pill E U alinur aliu ula f I 1 liluis bitu self lf a jaek by fill ill wan WAA very tory eccentric aw awfully f a ill nearsighted and so BO wild of it ili ifft po tion that anyone could take advert tage tag of him I 1 am sorry flurry to say bay that few of ills his pupils hedl taid to do colbo abo they played poker on the rear bear agthe 10 tho recitation ro room omand and indulged ludu leed la in rough and tumble box lug matches matched at the tu blackboard tho the good professor prot coor us beier or took any notice u until aio ila a bench or table was h alica he bo would grope grays around 00 hafl deaktor lib his bud and huing adjusted them nt at last would ay jentli men I 1 thought I 1 bear bearil lay a noise doise JAY by this time tit at course every ery wy was JQ JAE ills out emit a F al 11 looking perfectly couii wed the only attend attended rd hill lectures when they felt like lik it ft and it say one was waa with hl hie mark for ex lie hallad had only to go up bad and im bay Prof professor essm I 1 really TI it think n N you ought to gho me aie W per cent and tho the dear old boy would chalk ac down 09 requested an fn borits amusement merit WM was trooping keeping chicken chicka of which lie he bell bail lin aalto t Is tt a nick flock lu in ida WHAT CANOT DE BE BOUGHT two things it is IR impossible to buy in baston Bo aloi of good quality tandy candy and it aco creane the former coraler 14 at al ways state stalls and the latter madic of cornstarch the ice cream which nob lobody eats exposed cs as if for or falc to in tile the shop windows tull full which I 1 took particular note of lo jo a Tremont confectionery confectioners ers last baat summer nuni nier are birtill on DO exhibition I 1 daro dare say bay they jhc thc yara are tell belica of soma heated term long gone by A few ew fly specks more mom or lose low ever fir anro onoto not of serious the sugar pluma absy mil are pimply pimmy inexpressible the tha kate vate creative are made with flour floor tile the candied alwo peanuts and the drogi ont IC 0 confect lobe a dollar or moro per pound lund Is 1 charged eli arged possibly the ex ito price lu ili due in ia part t the po peculiar callar method of buying sweet things in nm 00 among tile hie lia I 1 liall it go opportunity at ob setting a couple 6 af live ilioiu 1 in a petti cabi on a predatory ired atory shopping excursion x cur sion they entered the candy store where I 1 wan kud and while waiting halting I 1 ta have a 10 ceotis worth of yellow lillow lack jack wrapped tip packed from the various ira arar ou on tile ibe counter at ceat a quarto of a round pound of expensive fripperies fripp eries I 1 as aked ked the young woman ili ia charge it if this athla sort ort of thing wan haq allowed allow edt olt oh ila in ABD replied retty 1 nearly dearly every customer cuB tomer makes make Bit it a rule to grab a few isen bon outline out lile of her regular purchase the men do go 80 tint but omeo help without fo do much enrich sm a saying by your leave ile e count upon la in thi way at rast least 6 per cent of nil all the randy candy we manufacture the loss lose bowser bowels 1 aila U upon oil our C tonley WILD who bi 2 6 to pay a aper 6 per cent more ore for who what they day buy U y no a via 0 o could old not dot error to object joel I 1 never did sa sale on one a ion no a vory very P e S ell biag n g youn woman a an ritte to final the content it rite of a a tray with 8 into to hur her SIR V to mccule wallo le I 1 wu ap fanie A an eidl drogi tape 1 for forber her at alio lie I 1 other pr cud of 0 tile tho tore some lovae confection cra ers cover up the sugar plains on their won tore with glass but wo vie prefer to stan the expense rather than to drive away customers in tbt bat der puerile do not care to buy ca candy at ft a shop blimp whore where they aro are no not I 1 permitted dr to steel curious saccharine klep tolu lall lea 1 I it FIRE PRODY quiet neighborhood in ILA which I 1 the iad haq ben considerably stirred up of at ducom blis tible fuels for weeks put past ilia com punitive IV donld nor 1 8 0 eart it nud U d 1 act li balc h havo ft 0 i been in dust chuy eared l ly hy r v housew 8 W alio tie one a anil ill all declared filet diat I 1 lo 10 ath 5 mII fled form kero vii was ll 11 y n dioro w 1 as B 1 1 ei c bi for far dom I 1 p elo t than C 1 ida I do a ea c you L front couo fox axt t li door ra that they anro I 1 too delight fail of far rhythm 9 loo lon allet put pat yo your I 1 to 6 jak la ft a tin in e can putro lovial and ta a ore fire la is wanted take ono om out t 4 iron if it into a th the I 1 manfro a 1 a 1 with 1 a match A so A L t later 1 you be ba s a pov love ut it fol ba kau frig bollin frying iu rb 7 gi r whatever ha tover you gleaso ft broiling for my p parti 1 I 1 pr prefer for tho the cart razz rema r hr t mn K next door but OLO outa bliss fall unconscious of tile arrin dito of which I 1 lecorn iier ter nole noe M w I 1 lib ith their nal ass fallen I 1 koop keep up it a ID I 1 blaze halt half the day at an of of t I 1 ee conte it nu hour kindling 1 09 voted end are re chai ili I 1 anro lour riven I 1 tips op add inetor debor mean to use either again in ID the alia kitchen klich co even the ladles ladies of my own owa fm ELL were st stricken ricken with I 1 alio llio ito kern horose serto mall mania IS and for sono time tin I 1 heard A card nothing but pra ilges of petroleum to a Th edlun lor hir cookery it was is a triumph for tho the enuch abbed birl bce relief in n ott 1 I who 0 baij bij a d heully aly been seeking three cli it many el disastrous i trolls expert cuts ia fit ajo alio use of of oil ci f ss a kindlar kind lor a great fundamental truth I 1 was just jort a little surprised therefore bt at ing the other day a bill for two taus of steve coal ordered hica the bea laning of tho the month I 1 garbe olt ad t tho took rook and received a satisfactory explanation aaion riidu bricks la Is no DO good bood she eho salil said with 1 I end cud stand bland the smell or ar em put but the dirt they make Is 1 beland on end urlo durfin A thorough the subject line convinced me that eh wei art aleut I 1 the a kerous lost fuel jim t ILI tta chief boiling among the s ita u 11 neat A w its u ube of itell it will corn cove every pot anil pan with halt en an inch ol of soot DOES and tho the atmosphere of the hoot will bo be ladon with lampblack to lo such bach no aa extent that or OF otherwise la is out ont of the mi nation I 1 notice that roy my neighbors neighbor nrc are get in fresh resu sup supplies tilles of mixed range raae 1 and off nut at bud and the gentleman around the corner who vaa as talking a few building a furnace with a thing of arft brecka Aoa moa kable in petroleum petrol boa baa had nothing lately to MT about tho the matter sak these bricks anil and cartridges servo admirably for getting aup up aquiak a quick fire in an emergency arid anil for or such contingent purposes I 1 a always keep khop them on oa ilona hand myself A RIDDLE SOLVED I 1 have found out oat why it la Is that a red headed girl in 14 never neier soon unaccompanied compa nied by a white whit home most meet people sup posit that white hits horses aro are a rarity gearity not having considered the 1 otter matter with sith due reflection but the tact fact Is that they aro are exceedingly common certainly ono one horse out ut of every six biz la Is white to this I 1 testify from my own personal observation oben alion look about you yoa ut et BUT t iwo upon a tire well frequented t 1 ira anzi I 1 us an i you will see nt at loft bat hall white horse it quiet must be a lonely street here one la is not in eight saliency so I 1 inacy 1 bat ODO la 19 not hot lem likely to discover nl scover t them hent when a red beaded girl iq about then otherwise and yet quito ft a number her of at persons have bave assured asiu me that some occult must hit be hind tile the extraordinary concatenation 0 of f aboy have noticed varr auburn halrid women and lifto howa herpes went together it arouses A to consider what but an on vinith rated goose shoot almost everybody la Is because I 1 cannot help thinking how wondrous wise I 1 am myself b by y coin par carlson larj lson soo A C kiy |