Show THE efficiency EXPERT the devil opened the furnace door and heaved in a shovel of coal when out there popped on the scorching floor I 1 el i I 1 i i J A truculent half baked soul look here good devil it said 1 I pray you will pardon my seeming haste I 1 am you must listen to what I 1 say appalled at your awful waste two thirds of your heat goes up the flue your coal is but half consumed if a modern modem plant should compete with you this business were surely doomed your times and motions ive studied well As you hustle the sinners in and I 1 find you have here but a third rate hell for the way it is run is a sin the devil grabbed up that critic then with an angry shake and a flirt and said go back to the world of men you efficiency expert if you stay down here you will get my job here he uttered a dismal groan but if you go here he gave ia a sob you will fix up a hell of your own chicago news |