Show t A k JN IN TER VEIN j A AA AAA i The Need of Now Ia the time ot of the ot of players to play on the dIamond Now Is the time w when en fanatics are filed lIed to the neck with Inquiry What Is the prospect before US they uk ask when they meet une In another 11 Shall we be known as the thu goods good or snail we again be 1 Now Is the Um when the tho JI ha haI need or of theIr guile and their wis wisdom dom Now las Is the tle time to get bu busy y and pick UP upa Ii a b h that can GO some Non Is the time to be ca ul to not nOl get geta K a Cluster eluster of dead O ones Now Is the to get but above aboe all the time Utne to get hitters I How Shift we pull down the pennant un nfl 1 N on What is the tise se of fast fielders can cannot an annot not make mek good with the willOw What hat Is the use ot of good 11 wh whose feet teet never get Into Plainly r the tho do dope for Cor the Is Iset I Iet et Of ng some lads that can ean Imla smash h hem em Log of the BY Bs J NUMBER FIVE FIVEr r 1 u used ed to run about with a certain man who was notorious for th the size of tl tile he took We used to go Into a certain place ce in this town several times per da for a dram and this frIend of mine mIse always waS complained that he never neer could find nd a gla glass that held a comfortAble drink for a alan He would 1111 the glass up to Its capacity and the blUke p would Invariably re remark remark mark to me ac rd Id go jn myself if It wasn t tO so cold seeking thereby to convey the impression that my friend took a 30 drink big enough to swIm in One day I thought I would cure my pal ot of by getting hIm a drInk that was big enough So I put up a aJob ajob Job with a soda water clerk and asked my friend to come Into the drug store ore ard have a of ginger ale with me He OU ditch him on ap any kind d Pr I de h t U kl tJi the sod clerk set seto o out t Ji gl It t a abig et big soda ar glass with about a tablespoonful of ale on top Under that was about half a pInt of drug store whisky and you know what that is Well sir that felloW irM waI lowed th that t whole mess at a gulp with without without out battIng an eye pretty good d ginger ale he remarked pleasantly lets have hov another We Ve had another and he It the same me wa way I stuck to him for about an hour waiting for results but they never came It hIm and I gave him up This Thill happened right hel here in Salt Lake anti and it If you thInk Its not straight you youcan youcan can get hie lui name from the secretary and try It on him yourself He always claimed booze hurt him and I 1 Iguess guess ue s he is rIght Nevertheless the man under arrest In New ew Jersey who confesses be has bas been married Is not nota a citizen ot of Utah t v vA A woman in RU is determined to toen en enlist as a man in the Russian army although her name is not er ky kyThe The that this of female emale is extant in Russia by the way sug that Kansas will have to look to its laurels 1 The Smiths of th the nation will ill un under understand stand tand by this time that the Utah b branch of the is i the name shall hall not fall into disuse I I No Harm Earin Done Not a tear said the czar I drop drep Nor pray Iray that the heathen will Suppo they tie tIo Sink my warships from frOni view as useful down there thure as on n top th the ch church may inter tere fere In business s that circular letter I Rho howg that business Interferes for the church The for for in Of the dOD that tho of m house c Is not willi to let bad elOugh alone EVen though conGre m may lack authority just jUit now to take up p t the e mat matter ter of punishing polygamy Us Is a apo po or of a change chance your you knOw The women of th the country should a 8 monument to that Salt Lake woman who has 1186 Invented a device that coming apart in the back badt |