Show A A It itA A A J A A AIN IN VEIN Utah to the Front Again TIre Tife Jap may fight t with Muscovite raise an uJ fuss tusa B ut t every eye ee from tar far and amid nigh is focused right on us Affairs Affair of C tate state will still base to watt walt And so will wUl William ryan S space to state their ther ca case c And print the news dt df ZIon The shipPing law and l Panama anama The anti and the Dutch aU street reports and courts and sports Now OV dont amount t Ii much cb oil every hand throughout the 00 land ow o tIll t tile e pago and hold the stage The limelight Is on us uli Log of the BY J 1 NUMBER THREE B Before fore I cut it out several years ears ago r I used to get on an ever every once in a while and durIng the time r I Iwas was with it I used to lose ray my sense ot of dIrection I remember one mc night when we tried to move mare Salt Lake up Into Idaho Idabo We trIed to pull the town loose at several but had poor luck Our exertions finally wea vea ried us and I among oth concluded to go home I can vaguelY remember thinking somebody had beep been monkey InS in with Uh my room because I find the bed anywhere but I did run rup foul ot of the sofa and as r I yas vas ver very tIred concluded to take my mv rest on the couch I must have hours be because because cause when I carne came to It was ear early dawn I was In what was wa my normal condition In those days which Is tp to sa samy say my brain was working all right al t though ough my may heal Vas ras en I raised up and took a look lookaround around This r I said Is a dream I lay down again and experImented for fora a wh e At length lengh r I demonstrated that I wAs ws awake Then I took another look around I had never before seen en that fireplace e that m th the on It that carpet that chandelIer those pictures rugs and wallpaper r I had never been boen In that house beZore I was jarred How I Inquired of myself did dd r I fetch eteh up here I reasoned further and con u that some some of the gang gang I had I ad adI LJ LJj j j i been out with had taken me to his home But I argued this gentle gentleman gentleman man is going to have enough trouble accounting for hImself wIthout explaIn explaIning explaining ing me Motives of loyalty demand that I escape before the household awakens because women live In this and n never vet gan tn understand us sometimes The front door dool Was un unlocked unlocked locked and I escaped It was a fine looking brick house in the eastern part of town I noted the thc number on the back or of an envelope and went to my myown myown own place where here I had bad a real rest The next net day I went out located that house agaIn T 1 fo found r d out I there It If was a man I never knew and 1 donUt dont know yet I had never neer seen hIm up to that time and he was Vas not a mixer anwa anyway How I got in that house I dont know and so far as I ever learned nobody else ever knew But you cant ever convInce me that there 15 no presiding deity that watches over the Inebriate Otherwise I would have been dIscovered In that home and turned In to the a burglar Evidently the 1904 1901 C census ot of the Smith family has not been placed in inthe inthe the hands bands or of the head ad of the family yet The yellow J peril fOr Russia just no nois now is tIme the danger danser that China join With Japan It would not be surprising In iii view ot of the more than tri friendly attItude ot of those female womans womans suffragists if PresIdent Smiths household received some substantial additions before his return to Utah The way to play safe Is to keep out ot of modern fireproof structureS The discovery of smallpox in a local house shows there Is at least one pac ot of that character In Salt Lake where a man can come out with some something I thing more than he took In We shall shaH refuse to believe the Japs are not seeking to take Port Arthir It if 1 they k keep p on hooting at it 1 |