Show misery may love company out not half so much as it lets on in planning a weekend week end excursion it Is safer to figure on rain lien alen want the front seats in a theater but the hie rear ones in a church tile the highbrow highbrown high brow an unbearable bore until lie he becomes class conscious 1 wed like to get hold of some money that Is not suffering from wanderlust one of the most discouraging things about poverty Is thit that it lasts a 2 ons long time it Is the lie limit of discourtesy to ask your friend for proof of his fishing stories there Is 19 just one way to escape the lure of the old fishing hole bole and that Is to go jast just suppose we could till all evade trouble ns as easily as candidates sidestep issues its the oft forgotten find and forgiving farmer former who tile the worlds prayer for its dally daily bread the little shower which comes after the hot wave anve always has a bright and fm ieng countenance the political millen lum will arrive when public office becomes the hunter rather than the hunted the chief trouble with being a man Is that shaving takes longer than smearing on a little rouge what annoys up ug during duran the season of building political fences Is the constant soad sound of the hammer the worst evil next nest to swimming in water that Is too deep Is diving into places that are too A man ren realizes lIzes that he Is getting old when ills his friends begin telling him he Is looking younger than ever one benefit of the war was to provide handy satchels for the school children to carry their books in one advantage of being parked in egypt for years Is that you will never want for sideshow side show bookings somebody asks where inhere the old fasli fash jwied sunday suit has gone possibly to join the lie old fashioned sunday paris reports shoes made up in a combination of orange and red they are not intended one trusts for export an authority says tile ment crisis has passed rut but not as often as soma fellows pass employ merit tills this Is one of those weeks when the people at summer resorts begin to write home about the winters coal supply I 1 the man who first ca called tied installments easy payments must have chosen the phrase before he tried making them tb the e brains otmen of men says the pathfinder usually weigh more than abose of women but sometimes it mean an thing A gun ca 7 feet long tins has been mounted in a boston harbor fort the general impression being it Is not designed to shoot beans the turks interest in the american airplanes all planes was probably inspired hy thoughts that the propellers boulo malie make fine guillotines guillo tines another reason tor for enforcing the oarn muffler ordinance Is that it makes 11 II so difficult for it a driver to get his ord rs from the rear seat scat nowadays it would seem that there r only two kinds of people those io 10 are crazy about radio and those ako arc not crazy about radio one indication that the turks are I 1 coming modern Is tile the fact that an G oa ra deputies have begun to distribute fio fiez seed among their constituents |