Show r I I I SOME SO A SOCIAL SUGGESTIONS I II S EXHIBIT FOR FORA OR T HE H E G EN E N I AI A L IDIOT D 0 T Sy n r k Bangs Bang r II SEE E said saki tim the after a short boit HI 1 discussion dl with the Poet on the subject t of fJ the tb St t Louis exposi exposition e i thin tion that they tOO are talking of having haring a aOl Ol ial exhibit out oat these t a bully go good idea it seems to tel tome me only they got goi iu be tt tJ mighty careful who they tM put at the th head bead of ot such uh a department if f to y intend to do the thing in Iq i hj l H I Why Oh I dont know said mid th Putt Poet It dunt dont strike me Inc us jU such sueh a difficult proposition can an give ghe U us moths moots showing how people live In ong sections tK t ims of our great cities hey ney can cn canby by means of colored charts charta indicate ir ira ira a illuminating fashion such statistical i iI cal 11 I taU faita sit a the tb t public need nd to know i ard 1 i I Oh 11 tutt said mid id the idiot I l vh h I in fl thunder thun hr wants wanta a social soaI ex 1 made of o ia pier r and arid c i I IYa i va Ya I 1 give a tU f fO fos p t j exhibit of I that kind It would wout po no 00 more mon human interest est than thana n a fo xi how where her the h fro on n nth th Lb g grov ery aspect of Affairs is 1 isa a rie ri fir of barber tr ng hew h w much star ta remains in itt inA I r system tm you have be A eaten k a i i 4 of 0 oysters ov and cream cram These Th i 1 tl lial ul model rn re are arc ar a deadly y bore bon and i ia a fyi f fj us as a the charts are concerned tx X j i jt I t 1 tI I Ild what good gend arc art they the y i might just well cli claim that 1 YOu VIIU u uV ti 11 V y I jn ent nt ap as enjoyable summer aumur In tr j 1 n p trat in ID your j i i i r Ip ill in N XI w lork jork ork gazing gating at a of lit Franc Frame Fra and Ital as is isI I 1 tend to dave taken aken 1 in IlL a ll I 1 t I idea jo of i iy by b looking locking l at a l art at rt t showing what ha t Ir IP portion of n nj gJ j babies babits there t re mY air rr m IU U o ld to ii 11 number of stockholders tito kh in the Suel SUeI tl tI N man r fr r got off the Bower h I I h ti tour fIr hundred by rf So pl I u l if it the I kind of u I a aa a 11 ii d xi bit truing to o have hav tit titS a S 5 th thY hy y tji J gJ c it J u Ut iho i 4 9 1 i j better It wont Dt be t any more moe J I tory than the aple e show at the Part Pan I I American I hooked booked hook d one of the t I I pippin PP you ever saw from one of or the counts counters there while the t guard looking and I came ItIe to bite into In o I it found fOU 4 it was wu made md of was Took me tue mea a Ii whole week w k to get t the t taste laste of paint out ont of my mouth rao tb kind d of a social metal exhibit e would uk ukI I I you oU have h then n demanded d Mr Brie Why the real al thing of course OUI e said the Idiot t Wl What W at et et What the I use of or having an 11 ko at all if you I dont have the tile real thing Tour Your ma Ira maI IraI I chintI is all alt real Teal your silks satins I bicycles and t foods are re l I your you I food p as a rule contains the real ral r it Is only oaly occasionally 1 tha that you strike a wax apple v by should your Facial exhibit be other I I wire e than an t genuine i I Rut But how nt the question If you OU are lOin going in to convince others that your our ns have value 1 j I got to throw out something more j PHI i than a glittering HUering generalIty IU tU IiiI hat said Mr Jr Brief Too Tot many r rint are aie having ha ing the die th water Vater squeezed Ott dt of them these days to inspire re confidence D e in new Jew on ones j I Correct corr replied the Idiot You ar a ari are right ri ht as s usual and aDd I am glad to wy wyT T I Tam am prepared 0 o lay Ia down dinn the t be plate pla al r of my schema To put the tho th thing briefly bri t I should Mould tun tuh th into L midway the SJ ial mi o mid midway Q i way ail it In its it get up to the to tn fatuous famous plaisance of o the Chicago U il g and not very ery different en nt from the general 1 scheme seme of Lunar park perk at atney Koney ney island nd But instead of h Hagn fot wild Ud animal snow show r rtha ir it ii which the anti arci j living skeleton on ad lady with fiUt the lien iron I n r jaw ja are exhibit to a curious public pubic e eat at so much a head Id put up ip id Ow reflecting the nho 1 1 many man varied va rid pha a of oil J II ute life in hi Do D you suppose any man or IT woman vona of lIf Jin ry tent n would pay a dim dime for Pr a 0 r voyage O to the moan if for th same satte I II I amount she he could uld take a trip to the th four foul hundred As M i ro said AM to Ptolemy 1 I Not on your our life U I I You fall into the t common conanon error e r of supposing that people who speak of lIt society ty m mean an the pP i said Mid Mr Brief Society in the larger luger a ream u om lise the t man ma Who ftH stands before beon the coffee wagon wagun of the tM philanthropist ph just as much as uit it includes Mr air Tommy Dare ot c Newport Ne or Mrs irs Stuyvesant Van Bi Sinks Rinks of New TL i In tn tHe tte large i Chuck huek Conner Conners of f the J W Is of just as a much as If au m e or vI r I Mr JobA D t Isidor or Jag I insky who works orb to ju g w eat shop on 0 the East t side ant and an Sf St who runs a tarn arm In InQ Ohio i Bill Sykes t hv h motorman belong belone to the he social or order der hr no les tes ea than t J r Jonee Jons the millionaire or OT Mrs Ms rh Reggie de do who Jie le holds the I eastern matrimonial record recd d Against all 1 corners comers having r come ottie into her i sixteenth lt divorce J Wf we w Mr Idiot j I j as our bur names are o the edit editor editor or of the th Social Record are of so 50 society using the term In Its its proper sense said aid id tie the Idiot l Idio Ever word that tha you say 4 t and J I h vent I denied it As a matter ef of iet I have bave often gone gope further nod U sold ld that me Lie only people ople in the country C who hO really dont I nt belong to society ar are the four I I hundred bundred They Tiny have ft l l them elres el to such uch a 3 degrE pa tJ except Pt for or the he t lh iu th tu y g et t la iEt h ing ilig of this world but tt I hav wanted always to them ein n d sEt pet apart from the radt t of us S and with witha ith itha a i I of t their ro own i u I what wall lb f 3 Mr Ir Blit f W Well iL Td Id call rather Socie yv lint But until we pars an au act rt of o placing the t individual l am among aming th we vee e t lint Kot t I theo thera I he in lit social ex ix exhibit hibit a iJ frankly fr r i kiy if exposed al at tt Sr Sf Louis iI O 1 yas ts they are arr ar I II I fi 0 I think t they would prove rot the te most IB lii j the and amusing exhibit lt on the i I test list c i I GiE nv ml the th poor ioor man with W his JmJ i brow furrowed by b toil toll ap his Hands wet with Uie sweat tnt at of f 1 fI Effort Cried I the c cI I For human interest iL and syu ye yet said the Idiot Not for fot forment I meat ment and j I Pah ejaculated j the th Dwor Dettor instruction could we wi f set aRt torn om eon dD on of the Four Four Hu HuI Hundred e I hibit 4 X The very Yi Vt iY best mid id the t I I dont donUt bli b hIie j ve e theres a manto tiPi country wit who i orthy orth of t th ill wio ft 0 1 I L a m n for a gp intimately t itt ht miserable Ih i O tS fp of fortune ing ingo oc a nian either ett Lat 94 healthy heft American woman oman liS a arami family rami to bring up and a l to sustain with wi h her comfort ana sympathy gaze gize into that h of horrors in eh l the th society W woman so called lives and If db dohnt t blese blesa bl E her stars and in ao sq spirit either that she be W not DIt them I miss mis my guess She flea a longing longi ng tc ti be the s n H thAg ij ut utmost t most women have ha but Iral an honest portrayal ai of the wu tI r mans lot wili cure Ule her of that tha L Lin TAlC in a boudoir is popularly supposed uP d to tobe t j be a bed of roses roges but ut e even n u there are the thome theme and aRd i air of heaven h a en which these ii b beauties h auti eldom d om enjoy 4 is a II far Q t er tin as ae a steady diet d j thi lii Attar of the toe Queen of the tbt lowers i which f grows grow stile stale and of offensive The violet is a t flower but there are art times T a bunch hunch of lit violets suggests tile the theof board ot of has h hT T 1 hay hav ha n thO u jt put MI i LI Ms 1 O I If r v that t h t t I a a i 1 II ding house i 1 t 1 w C I keeper KM er Gul 1 not hope hop to enter the inner circle and I 1 liked the notion 11 that J I am not as al good as some somebody body hod else Ise woo who is really no better than tUft r I but I have hae ha always been comforted bj t the thought that my troubles trouble were k rny small when compared to theirs I dont Jk so lO much of anything that I ve ceased as SJ to enjoy everything I Hurrah the Idiot There your true woman Mrs In fiS L Lr l la r a g tit hi pit of the trials of ot her life If fe feto to which Wh b f T have bae contributed is Still SUU not blase She Site is jt as aa thirsty for tor forthe forthe the pleasures as she was vas at 18 11 1 She r Js s as a hungry buni ry for sentiment as she was wasat wasat wasat at 2 eo O At 3 the ehe be regards tile the world as asi r ft i pretty good place otter lifter all an and is glad gIad site she is lit alive all Vf At t when demanded Mrs Mn Ped agog Thirty replied t th tb Idiot Young nan said the tho th old lady a as ase Severely e ely as a he could I am uni 60 and you know H 1 What t f that Mr Pf agog said the Idiot suavely I called you ou S 0 win J yu to be W to because you Jve hava iM e often oft n ide t l me mf your age But what bat batti ti fe e CO to years ears of age but 30 0 I double dis din I hat th the dickens kEn ha ba has all aU this got gotto gotto gotto to do with the Social So ial at St t Louis Loofe asked the im impatiently patiently We f e all If f us ui U know Mrs IrR Pe agog virtues as at well it I you ou do But Bui AH AU this Var r to do d with wit h the Social odal Exhibit Ed at SI t Louis Lou U IQ I the tIl that we We have ba right hero here at it this thi board and it jt te Is fair air to assume that thir are arP thou thousands j sands of f r who k at n the f hf thing in n the same am way one erie who Wit is ie 1 I Ij to j look Iok that tb part of the Social E which involves Involve the Four Pour Hurt Hun id din in a proper aru pH spirit saul Paul the th il j his cussi Jf Midway that hat i ha t I i impose yn je VH if it tha tho th is I ever In r ri i t 1 vI ti rh h mit and w ran in all i ic c o th thin i yott can enn desire You wl Had 4 yoni to your H I u Flood your Voyage to the tb T your Expedition to Wail St nowhere will ivIll you pou find lInd I suck each sue IQ I amusing and In St ry ae as will be e provided I by b the s to r A Trip to tn the Four I Yh Tbt Ehat t le J why wh I mentioned m it iti i Mel knows kaow and I knOW now that tt the of that d f I we Ivay rt ray lay bare are are not noti i I U t considers n I them so soto to fee and ad we e might as swen well let the va L public have ve its ICS It them e even at st a it financial loss l all Jt he other phases of the Com Coin edie edle aiDe to which they thare are en entitled titled Let wn em have llave the t shop the Baad the lite Ie mob the tha rump mp par r parliament the tl village riO e and the theman theman man of ot tm b o them all an these put ii do not nottaU faU aU to tu give them ni st t st upon uPon the Pour Four Hun Hundred Hundred dred It the Four our Hundred into tato them 4 Social lel Exhibit can be com corn complete without jt It and do It with an ap appalling appalling appalling palling It js is only by ao 80 dal 3 can make this de det t ched bui out Il tf hia ce of ot our out social te 1 f L I Lt ft us see ee e Tommy Due Dave iu Iii loading his hia cotillions l insi d T i ia la a Zoo ive ve us tin a a day with the Society Soci ty Girl who baS bab b to go into a ft train tr Dl to t the exactions Xa of or Her kei daily dail M 7 inthe e aon a f tr a that of a on the theme II eve me of a rat fight portray the club clan W window With Witt gilded b youth cn en aged gaget q Iu In i a l effort cOTt to t turn their if patrimony late Into tn to poker I bridge br ge whist wb ni On chic efee e of a aU U beetle nature tad fend only nl real oc occupation I j Iii lit life is iro ordering I repasts p and o women on oU the i have bave Society laid aid bare bero beroa a it at t St Louis and andr andI r I ri wage agee t the hf Whole country wil flok I oe e l it l i OU ot b l the real p Dont hav hava Tommy Dares Dates Idly have hav Tommy Dare himself some Borne me clever actress 8 to impersonate Im na te Mrs Mm rs Van Doodle Boodle of off Newport get t that interesting lady herself and your ex ix exposition position will be a corking big success And do you think these people OIle would go demanded Mr Brief Why not cot sold said the Idiot As Aj far faras farI I as I can observe nb E titer they are constantly I making a holy show tho of or themselves t for forno forno no rw reason mason at all With a humanitarian ian tan object in view why should they de dc decline dedin I dine din Copy Cop Copyright right 1904 by John Jehn Unwell Russell Da Davidson DaI I |