Show l i rt re nos as a a Yo I d 01 i t tL Mer Ker ONtE I cant cam at ati n ry rs sight ht His Hip cruet enl Am AW ti i art n in Lit Lif J t I the ct et so 80 far tar ahead of or the thenice I me tOle th iii theli t he could Y a nice lire Cutaway Suit Hult a aI ael ael el eli DP Doi for Sund n nd i a l De be e Beers set et in 1 unman u a ma maHe Odd Gold Bai He It 1 luti d to em ema the Country Trade and andis talk tali tt is s per Minute so that in a little while bU bUhe he lie had ai an from an au Opposition Concern rn Where Whereupon upon he si sit s i he hated hat t b leave Ian rave but And the House HoWIe blood t for a aHe i Increase He earn came into to the Cutaway ay and the Ring and then h itt ht found round that he needed a pik and a Folding Hat Hal and a Ca Caps t Coat oat Hl HI His Olad lad Raiment carried canted him hi right ri ht into Su and he began to meet Gaieties that rutted ruurd him so he be figured on the Probable Expense of l Beeping v if pine Howe House r ri t it iti itI i F i I 1 if i I Be He came into bato the cutaway and th De Basra f I IBy By George Jf ABLES I II IThe I The Modern Modam F le of the Galley 6 stave Slave Ww O J Jj t Never ever DU Old He e thought that if he could annex annu a good looking Tottie rill large Jup soulful Eyes and take Uke an Apart Apartment Apartment ment and aad kelp keep IE a GIrl Girt then he would be flied far f awe are areso 80 so he be want t oat out for more Salary and ea carried thet the t Bank Book seat to his hill Heart At last the u Proud Day nr i arrived whoa when he bt had bad his own Plat Flat with a rented Plano Piano in the Front Room and nd Tidies on the th Chairs Cn i Before the Lease Lealie expired Pet discovered that the Room was waa too small and began sn to dream dr dres Dreams Dream Drea of ot a House of their Own in which they could Entertain So Bo he tucked back balk his bis Cuffs and nd took a afresh fresh Grip on the World of Trade and boned like u a Turk making Payments on the tbt House He Ha was wU War be beginning ginning to look d but he b drank plenty of Coffee and smoked tat fat Clears Clean and buckled dorm donn d mL He ed had Jt It all planned to o take ke a flood O d Reft eft a soon n nhe as he had bad lifted the Mortgage e He went so eo tar far aa as to send end out for tor Time Tables and aad look at pt the Pictures of e People sitting around In Steamer Chairs e J the tte e elea lea Bea Air H He would have bave taken a nice long Ion Vacation V Ion only he be taw NW a Chance e to break Into the Firm Finn Accordingly Me l went to in a Debt up to his bis Eyes Eye He would lie ii awake at tight Night casting up his bl Liabilities and computing Interest He Ht talked to himself on the Street and acted J Just the least t bit Dippy But he was determined to swing swan mn the ta Deal and then an as soon u as x he be was wa out of the tile Woods Wood he could take a Ii Trip and ha ba g around ar W Picture PIcha and nd ride In Gondolas Gondola and nave haw the Time of his Ida Ufe Life with nothing n to worry woy hint bl For or Year Team y be he had said ad that it was wan a Crime for tor any one ODe Man III to pile up more than A u As soon IIO n as he be went wen above bove that Figure It was w a taM Case of Sit Sih Sitting ting u up op Nights to count it As soon as he be had bad that Hundred Handled H Thousand raked up and tied in Rundles Bundles then for a Quiet Spot near a Body of f Water and 4 Naphtha Launch Laue and 84 the free tree open Life Ufe of the Golf Links To the abe Table T Fellow Samo amo m mao leons kons ao in fn one Lump looks look bigger thaw than the Union B Bt t tion bat but the Man Ma who to Is being bein gnawed fd by b the M Ma MaI I thinks think he to is a Pauper unless union II he can cant count t up ell Figures He 1 IS always way rising lq up alongside e of Rockefeller and Morgan Morsan he be feels Uke a Piker sitting in a st ti i iWhite Poker Poker Gam Gams wt one White Seed Aced I J I O asu f A iL y i i t Ba had bad fourteen push buttons in front froat of him and anc kept two sten stenographers I busy i r Just abOut the time the Business Bu I Man Mas counted ted up 1 to the t Good he be discovered that no he needed add seven ceven ven Servants Servant around the Housed Houa 4 And ADd the tile could float down do n town to o on a y Afternoon toon and act make ake HMO look like a Pinch of ZT n Il Change aae e eHe He set his hi Mark at One Million KUllon TIleD Then whet wilen be he Ie had bad that out to the Sylvan Dell He Hew was waa going tobe to a Gentleman Farmer EKery Office Omee Building on Earth is congested co with Prisoners who are planning to be I e Gentleman Gen Gentleman Gentleman Farmers about next Year Tear or Year after aft away a y from the Hurly Burly and nothing to do except raise Chickens All AU of them tbt m have those Chicken Dream ms This Business Man whom we are describing eves even went so o far as to pick out the kind of Chicken Chicke he heto was waa going to raise Plymouth Rocks He H 1 u how many manyE Ea E s be he could get per Hen and sometimes when whee the tile Pencil was working well he be estimated that be he could make the Place In the meantime he was wag humping himself and eating Pepsin Tablets Tablet and taking a little something every Night to make him Sleep Steep The T Business had developed so that he be had bad four tour fourteen fourteen teen tefon PushButtons Pu in to front of him and nd kept two Stenographers M busy bu y and was wal lumping jumping from ham the Long Loa I Di Dl Distance tance Phone to the Private Once Office meet m of ef the Ute Tim and chewing up 30 Cent Cigars and ad in 1 other Way Nays giving I v I a correct Imitation of a Mon Man who ha hu hulid a late larg and lid ambitious Family on Hand He began belan to look Wild cut of the Byes and had a severe case of the Jumps Jump but he be had bad to postpone that Rest R t for a little While because no one else elm stood all U the Detail of the Business Busin ss When en the Doctor hinted about Nervo j Prostration tion fie ie a said aid id that he was trying to Yet get et the fie whole whale Organisation Or down don to a System so that someone else w could step in and run It after which he expected to take a Place in the Country and a td d raise Chickens Chicken He Be BeI told the Chicken Story Stay so 80 often that he be I believe belie it himself bim elt eltI In order to systematise y the Large Business eo M that t 1 I he be could turn it over to someone e dine e and th tb then n have his bin b l Cacatin Va ulin he b igal gal t ti II jut in sat n sours our ur a Day and landed in the large Corner orner Room u a a Trained Nurse putting Ice he I on his Head and t LI g him biru he h would be all right In a Day or BO BOHe I O OHe He had bad a Ticker put in at t one side of n tt the e a fled Bed B f and kept a Stenographer on hand up to the th Afternoon that he be departed this Life a aIt s I sIt It to is said that when wb n he be w went nt to hi his Reward he hewa 11 wa was aa met by a Celestial Attendant who proved rOved to Me Methe the tile Recording Angel Ange AngelIt If It youre the Recording Re Angel Ansel get gd out yam Book said d the Business Man llan I 1 want you to toa toa tal tala a few Letters Letter Lett for tor me MORAL KORAL The chicken Ranch is always ia Iz De Future Tens Ten w Copyright IMS 1100 by Dr Robert Howard Russell f fj fr fr fa ff fU fi j r r a 1 i i f a aIe U Ha Ie bad a ticker ticket pat pDt by his JaIa sod and kept a stenographer on oa hand till tal y 4 J Jae e died |