Show DOWNTRODDEN ROYALTY rr TROUBLES TROUBLES that thai Queen Q Wit Wil WilI T 1 I h and her prospective hub hus hu huband hubband husband band ate are r having in arranging the i pr lr to tu their matrimonial alti aiti show that crowns and an royal robes I are not n t as conducive to romance romane as has hag hasI I been generally thought It k Ia Hi quite ip r p pi i S payout parent reat the authors of fairy let and the modern romanticists have been tilling fiRing their books with what 19 i vulgar vulgarly ly Iy as hot air airTh The Th path of the Ute ordinary wooer wOoer is a succession acce sion p roman romantic romantic tic tie bow with mth th tINt l S rock rewn mule trail of the royal ruyal IH present nt instance ill ke ll Haai ac 8 iJ to have got r I S well with his wooing and his hisS S proposal was a 8 success Then T n came caine the trouble Instead Irstead of being sent nt into S tb the hack back it ask pa it t was as a amse ae arame S rame e of g Rt A parlia parUa parliament j meet ment ie is composed of several dosen Ire d pas paz I It S the t young mans troubles were ere in increased in I t creased rea many fold In liv the first place pl placeS If S i S 4 wanted to know how he hei i proposed p id to support the young woman The Tile duke allowed that he had thought thou ht of leaving this to parliament The Th Thi i i qin q suggested ed a little annuity ParS Pari Par S i H t objected The queen thought ht her h husband should have precedence I over over her mother Again she was WItS over dVer overruled overruled t ruled So io much fuss wae kicked ICke up upI I that the duke is reported to t have ha elett left leftS Ii S The Hague He Jn in disgust d st t where the Ute handicap handie p of royalty S in ta If It instead ilu of being a 8 duke Henry were only a ribbon clerk and a stenographer they i l lt have a v ve hied bled to the nearest justice got go properly prop rJ tied up left The Hague H e to together tot ii gether and aiM wired buck bec collect for t forgiveness fo After that life in a flat fiat flati i coal coI hills bills and aDd happiness forever But all this is Ia denied the royal lovers lovere They TheyS S must mut get married on parliamentary 1 1 lines or sty stay single Magic Something SOm 1 ought q to be done doue at t once to U the con condition cont t dillon of downtrodden en royalty Let the k I I reformers come come nie forth fOrtl and the slogan I It 1 be sounded 8 nind d for tor equal rights for royalty I I |