Show THE ARID JUNKET JUNK T TO XE NE E OF WONDERS WO DERS of the twentieth century has Mil been the reputed O 0 signa signaling by planets planet This will soon coon be throws thrown into nto the shade by It a still un III greater grater vel The legislature Iture will go on Oft a Junket and anti wi take lake no liquid f 1 along ThIs can scarcely be called a scientific achievement Tr Tn fad fa fat t the must for it te is difficult to assign un It H k Ie e that Mrs Ir Nation is Ia I Ii molding i a sk more wead influence fluence In than tRAe oh Mso haa been given credit 1 for r There is Ia some sene e corroborative evidence supporting this latter theory from front frontI the I he which wh has decided dedd that saloons Joe are all Salt Lake Jake can star id S Slut t Put lut l ut w the cause this lIquorie junket 8 w e bound to go KO down into history as an one of the wonders of the age To the a mind a junk t without wine is looked upon unon in I n much the th same raine me light as all a small malI boy l view tew a Sunday school picnic that barred Much There is Ic a II that one ODe of the tha reasons that brought about the adoption of the arid Ark ji junket idea ide was wu that two to years yeara ago ao when a similar journey was made some somo made mate free with the tIN drinkables and quite disgraced the legislative 1 arty Evidently this is only the malicious story of some seine enemy of or the legis Jeg legislature lature The prevent present legislature has hat men within H I capable of oC holding their own WO n m in in the matter of liquid consumption with any outsider There would l It absolutely IM to danger of these theM gentlemen being bains by any wormer wermer in i U from the outside The honor of the fir e party would be safe fe in their hands handsor or with their thirsts thirst and it is mean to impute that t it is through an aft any fear tear of or disgrace dis nace ta 1 this u way i that the legislature le has decided to cut out the house There ta Is ape e se incident connected ted with this dry end and that I I Is that all ail the t senators and representatives have supplied I ue tea t with I large Jarge and cusIs copious fountain pens pea Before the train start arts for I a H rosa com committee on safety r should be hO appointed to go around and investigate the tile con oon contents tents of thaw t fountain pens I |