Show 80 e I I George Ados Ades Fable Of the I I Bookworm bind and Who the Law Lawa a I s Apt m Once there were two Brothers who started away to College at the same time Ume Just before beCore they boarded the Train Pa 1 led them aside and handed them some splendid Advice He told them that they were now ready to mold their Futures He lo said he be wanted them to stay in of Evenings and Bohn Boon hard bard and he hoped iii William would drink a cup of Young Hyson tea with the Professors Professors sors daughter they would mind the Faculty and keep away auy from the Cigarette FIends who play the Banjo and talk about abolt Actresses ses He wanted them to stand high in their Classes and devote their Spar Spare Moments to Reading Heeding rather then to the Whimsies and Fooleries of a University Town William listened solemnly and promised do to t behave Cholley I at fidgeted d in hi A his Chair Slid and said it was near Train Time So they rode away awa on the Varnished Cars William reading a about the Goths and rv vandals ma and Cholley playing 1 Seven S Su u wit with a Shoe Drummer from Lowell who gave him several Yarns that he af at afterward aft r t r told aa as his own At the University William TI Ia remembered what t ti Pa had bad l said so he cooped em himself up in his Room and became a I Pig Dig ig and soon enough was a greatly despised as a aPet aPet aPet Pet of C the Professors n Cholley wore a striped Jersey Jer e and joined the Track Team and ad worked hi In tie the Glee Club He went to his Room when all aU toe the other Places had closed up Every EV time a Show struck Town own he was in the Trout Row to guy the Performers and UP no some BODIe new Gds Gaps G so 10 as to maintain his bis Reputation as a an Original nal Comic Ce k He lie went calling OR Os aU all the Town YI Gifts who w o would stand iP for his Fresh Freeh Ways and he be was w known I as the best Dancer In hi the KI Kl Ki Chapter Chater of the Gamma Gam Greek Letter t Fra Cra FraIt ra It The reports sent home indie iJ Z that Wiliam was th the Honors honor in Scholarship lp and Cholley was wa getting through h each Exam by tor the Skin of his hii hi Teeth but be he bad had been elected electeA a Y Yell if pH 11 Captain and could do his MO yards in i t n seconds Flat rt COp Pa would o write to I icy loy now and then and tell him to Bra Brac Brai i Up and give him h a Hunch that Life was wis full I ad of Sober Responsibilities I and then ther fore he had better store tore his Mind nd wits with wit h Useful Knowledge and Chop all aU the Frn pv ota ol and Fopperies Fop whereupon Chol j would write back beck that he be needed need Flit FUI v m by Return Mail Mati to pay for Chemicals I iJ 4 in the Laboratory By the e time that t both were Seni jr William had bad r grown a O fuzzy Climber It ri m in front of each Ir Ear Bar and was w troubled with wit h Weak eak Eyes Ejes He alwa always s had a volume volum of ot Kant under his arm and seemed to b i il ila ia i ia a Brown Study as he be walked acro t th U Campus ampus Cholley kept himself J Neat eat ta u UI i obby Nobby bv and seemed see Jed always Cheerful rc i though he be had two or three t I this his discredit and had hald only an out n chance hance of taking his Degree He w wS Manager of the Football Team haj d tJ r 18 ti T tid ai been elected because a of bis bla Qualities s i a t Mixer and he had bad earned the he turn ate nickname of Rocks He w WU i t grEat treat Hand to get acquainted l all I Girt Girl who dared to show herself neUr in inI ii I Hall Halls of Learning and by con t tut Practice he be h had developed into a i Star Mar Thinner Chinner so that he could Talk L Low Lw w i tU almost any anyone one of them and make mak her believe that of aU all the Flowers that ever bloomed she me e was the one and oely ocly O ly n J Jp j jI I Carnation n W illiam Kept away from Hops hI is and Promenades p because te he m what W l Pa had said about the Distracting Influence Influence ence of oC Fripperies and the U of Artificial Society The o ly Girl he knew was a Professors Sister aged 5 51 I with whom be he was wont to discuss the th Theory of Unconscious Cerebration Then he would drink a 8 CUp Cap of Young Hv Hyson Hyon son Tea and go home at 8 45 E p m in Cholley Cholly I at about that time would be starting out in his bis Primrose and Dockstader Suit to write his name on Dance Cards and get acquainted with the Real Folks FolksOn 1 FolksOn On Commencement Day William Villia ed Pd the C CrUa ru J Blinker Prize of a tet t f Books for getting gett the HIghest t O GlOral Average of any oi ol I 1 the v Just managed to o Sq e Through Th Faculty gave ve him a Degree for Lear fear th that it If it didn t he might come back and stay slay another Year Yeara A ter they 5 had iad d graduated t P Pa gave J JW them another a t rt Talk fi H lee said he was proud proad of eim W ut u t ley It h d U b bPs I a I l to him Still Stilt he be hoped It was vS not too late to toI set the Boy on the Right Track He lie was going to put b both th ot of or them into a Law I and lie he wanted them to Read Law for all they were wre ere worth and not be lurd lurHl from their t Work by the Glittering te away irL of i I Temptations of Life In a Big City M S liam llam said ld he be was prepared to Read Law until he was Black in the Face Cholle Cholley said he be mind pacing a few Heats Heat with Black and Cooley now and then theD if he found that h he could spare the I one The I U r rand and ancI did not see much hope for Choney Cholley T When i n the two Sons Sens became Fixtures in inthe inI Inthe the Office of an established Law Firm FirmI I kept hi his ae between the ua Simpson holds the carriage door open for him I Leaves of a Supreme Court Report anti ind Cholley holley was out in Ia the other Room Boom warm warming warmE warmIng ing up to the t Influential Clients and m mak making ik E l t aCl ing Dates for Luncheons and Golf Fun 1 i sou e 1 U Within three months after they the started I at the he Office Ice O WIlliam illiam AN had read all the th thI I I Books Boob in the Place and Cholley ChoIley was on oit spending three e we weeks ks at the r i Home of the President o or of a Conru li n I Company who was stuck tuk on lh j i Dialect Stories and liked to have him himi i U i around because t he ht was such a good l r o oI I tier ser anti and made it lively for the Women Out at this Country Place It happened I tC lesl 8 rr rr that tb Cholley met a it Girl who dirin t know how much stow she wax was worth so M holl v thought tr it would V be an or Art Act of Hin Kindness i ito to help her find out Wh When n he hf i sat at out with her In th the cool of the Evening ami gave ve her the Burning Gaze and the tb low entrancing Love Purr that he had practiced practiced fc for Four ji Years Y at the er e i she abe stopped him before he was half fin finished and told him he e need saeed not work Overtime because he was wu the Boy for Cor Nellie She said she had toad Jd him Picked PI Out from the Moment Morne t that she noticed how bow well his bis Coat set Iet In the Back In one of the large r Ohio Office Buildings of the Uen City C there f e is 81 a Suite finished in Dark DarkWood DarkWood Wood At a massive Desk I sk sits bits Coolie Cholley the handsome lland me Lawyer who is I acquainted with all alt the Club Fellow Society Bucks uck and Golf Demons Demon When VU n na a comes in with a Knotty Ou ques 4 UJ re calls In a Blonde SUn nero the in tb the gr to Jot down downall all en Caa ease CalM se Then be he and the tIe Client roast rout a few Mutual I A wn Sa and a the Client je ie nari Cholley rings a Bell and Brother t lilian comes out of a Sins SIde Room with his Coat bunched in the Back Hack and arid his hi I Trousers bagged baaed at the Knees His Cra Cravat Cravat Cr vat is to tied on one side only and he be n Heels is isa a Shave but he i is b lull fun of the tile Law Chol Icy lev turns all aU the Papers Paper over ov to him ant and tells him to wrestle with the Authorities for flom a few Days Das and Nights Then Wil liam Item slips slIp 11 back into his Role Hole and eru Humps himself over the Volumes Volum while Cholley Cholle puts put on hIs hla Gloves and Top Ton Coat and goes goss out u uI to tou u where lere Simpson nOl is holding m a Carriage Door Doer I for him h H He Be and Nellie take the th air in ill the th Victoria that he be wit with i ili li lir r Money Yoney and later latr in the flay Day they dine di with aith the and finish DuMb at tto tte tt i t holley h llev often reflects that it was wa a af sr great f at piece pt of Foresight on Pas Ps Pa part pan t tt 1 tU t U U tinsel Studious habits Habit and Mer Her Meri Hera Mertal i tal a 1 I J for if had not betna a Grind at College Collese probably he be would net netI I Ita a proved to be such a Help around arounds t tin Office and although William m gets e the I us Usera r h s End n of the Fees and is i never ill vl on to make mak a Witty Itty t h at it a aI aIti I Iti gl n b hr by t hr Bar Association he heb h hu helta b u i th tn i tion of or knowing th that it he Ito heis j is Ia tin the Silent I Partner of the best Ur c t 1 iJ Cholly ChoUy made it lively for the women yoen Attorney in Town To n and one who is w al l 1 come ClOmp where w wherever r h he goes MORAL There arc are at least two Kinds of Education Copyright 1901 1101 b by Robert Howard Has Rus Hassell s sell ll Il |