| Show THE TH E SALT CURE OuR i wo CHICAGO SCIENTISTS hae bave 1 TWO I found flu a n r w use wre for salt It They Tiley 1 f claim that it is t the salt in the blood that thai t ha l causes es the heart to beat They go still further and aver their belief i that toy by the skillful use ul of salt salta a life le blood pump can be made ma e to jump an and I cavort about in m the human bUl breast With wit ta 1 all li 11 the buoyancy cY of a spring lamb Iamb lambkin kin bete l 1 always has lias 1 been a popular be ie bein in lid f i ILa in a n potency in ht salt A Api At t 4 pi nd of It on a birds tall tail it is gen generally genS by the younger genera generaLi S ti Li n Js Is a talisman that win will insure the immure nure of any BY fowl of the tM air The Theo o ort i turning of a salt Alt cellar ceHr has bas often otten M St superstitious hearts to heating beating S w idly with fearful forebodings that no ni t thins short of throwing a moiety t u 0 U the tl l left ft shoulder allay alia Y Yung people with th a tendency for tor sa sam saing say saying m ing and aud doing doiny doi things are art to this n da day spoken of oi as U fresh which is not h more moI than thaiL a It vulgar way v ay of sa aying ing ng that they have too little salt in blood Mood M I ite led e discovery of f the o selen scientists tits is therefore not DOtas as astonishing as f ini fat hl at first glance clance appear In fact th thu e has of late tat been going on among S i celaj e tain of our men raen strange dis tu that can be he accounted for tOt 01 Oli y V en fl Ute the theory that they have been l PU u tt salt Bait on hearts What but c ne ie such mighty agent could hi In h va e fi naked waed to tC f 1 re the dead political blood pump lop of Grover Grov r Cleveland When hen th tb silent slePt ushy hy heart beart of Mar Mars Marci ci s s Aureliu Hanna Han a bursts into lato a R ae agi e gl gi I wine ring prose carol on Christmas and c Ch r tJ vre must either have reT re cc tU urse to the salt elixir theory or give ve i ui UL probing for the ca se The Th regular ar arit it with nth which Mr r Harper has been al 01 alL to draw tribu p ti lor for the University of or Chicago f fra r a Julia D II Rockefeller has nas long been beenau au at enigma to every oc one Now Jow th so 50 i lat on ion Is w apparent Mr II Harper has bas bass s managed to get close clo enough to totI toti tI tl Standard Oil OU magnate to throw throws s t on oa the taU taP of his heart hert 4 Many Mafli other ue instance might mi be he men menti ti led where salt has been used to tore tot t re rev ve dead hearts herts but these will m auf no c tow ow that the theory has bas been made Ma de public p ic its benefits bene ts will win be De many and Despairing lovers lovens i HE an 1 l old aid maids will cease ase to exist Hi Harts arts that will wUl not DOt beat bet to the tune tuDe of fond f 4 words weeds w and aDd Ck glances glaDee throb J tike e rW machines Ine on Oft a adit ad dit dh d it t of almonds and pretzels and aa sn dill am pickles will soon eson have all aU the obdurate parents in the land crying God bless you my mv children Th Tb elected candidate with the list of jobs at his disposal al will be as warmhearted warm hearted hea and aDd generous as in the early earil ear da days of the campaign An extra spoon spoonful fu fut of or salt In the breakfast oatmeal l and andS S jackets and new bonnets will S1 gush gt h from husbands husban Is as freely as water from the hydrant In tat tact it begins to look as though h t the millennium were Were i at hand and w when hen every day will wUl ill be Christ Christmas Christma ma mas a |
