| Show ia A few a lit little ile 0 eg J e s LJ ON THE JOB ilow Is the efficiency export coming on at your oance gmills fine ile he was sich a success for the boss that we eM employees hired him blin for a week did he make good did lie he he showed us ns a new way to beat the time lime clock taught us a lot of brand new excuses for bel be late and how to hook the boss cagan alga mth kith out being caught 11 life the ruce Is that an interesting book you are reading asked the garrulous traveler why yes sned the crafty old gen aleman carefully concealing the title of the best seller he had in his hand this Is a book on relativity now if you yon have art an hour or two to spare ill explain the theory to you so but even as lie he spoke the garrulous traveler rose from his sent scat and fled to the smoker I 1 0 eav 2 ca tp THE CX brown strike me as literary yet he declares that he nver never feels so comfortable as when lit h Is S snugly settled in his library oh not surprising hit fits bookcase Is a folding bed A sensible name they chose a name for the baby fair archie Arch le liu ho was called so when hes hea old and sh of hair they can call him bald load lidi of tim yet well harry remarked uncle cheerfully as he came upon the small boy of the house busy in the front room good boy ahlis morning I 1 hope harry regarded the alie clock aad perceived it was just 1130 1 I dont ehnow yet uncle he said doubtfully theres half an hour more P the bride shops what Is tills flits stuff the dealer calls it limburger cheese 1 I should have thought its odor would have deterred you from bringing it into our happy home ho su suggested it over the telephone dear assistance not appreciated lady of the house and you are going to leave me lena I 1 I 1 who have been so nice to you I 1 I 1 always done at least half of your work lena yes thetta true sirs birs dal daly Y but you have never donil uon the wo work rk BO 90 that it satisfied me in fair Plunk ville will you act a ar judge af ui a beauty contest con test but im a stranger str antler in iii your fair city exactly and after awarding the prize you can make a sneak out of town f LL FAITHFUL COMRADES list ex doughboy wl well george there was always cometh ng sapa at cootie that I 1 admired t 2nd and ex doughboy admired ast 1st estex ex doughboy yeal yea they stuck with us through the thick af the bigit and they never went A W 0 L useful money does docs not make happiness nor drive ou ing away but it cornea handy none the lo 10 joss whence have bills to pay price at least modest A new york store advertises that as s evening e v ening goneis goi ij nr are modestly priced well something Wily wayside side tales understand it IL doctor im coiry try to say that your husband hns has pleurisy in its worst form sirs birs I 1 cant understand that we art certainly rich enough to afford the best there Is analogous mandy andy glastus Il astus yo all knows dat yo remind me of dem dere byln machines chi lies glasius arastu no 10 mandy hows dat mandy blandy why because youse no DO good earth ohio sun dial |