Show I HOMESPUN YARNS Ogden Oge at the te present time Is i reveling in Its 11 primeval state ste when it knew not the sound of a a trolley oar r in other ote words the street car cr cari service e has been suspended pending developments development As a consequence the tl residents of that city are utilizing utilising every thing ting that tat can be run on four wheels I to carry cry mem te to the nethermost parts ot I the city as the occasion requires Under this new ew order of things thing several of the young lady school sool teachers who reside reide a distance from their respective schools have have hit bit upon the plan of hailing passing farmers f and an In their sweetest sweet t tones tone Im Imploring them for a ride on n their liay hy racks The scheme worked like a a charm until one evil evl day last lat week two to of the te pret prettiest school schol daY marts mas in the Junction City Cit observed a buggy going goig in their direction wards towards t town I r Following Fonow their custom one of the damsels waved wave her parasol at the gen gentleman ge teman In if the tie glossy glO lid Jd who was manip manipulating the lines lne It I goes gOe without saying that the tho Jehu ehu pulled p led up abruptly to en enquire enqUire enquire quire into the cause cuse or of the disturbance Ere he could open his mouth however the girls climbed in tn and bystanders aver that one of cf them on account of the limit limited Umi limited ed ed space at her disposal sat on his knee Then Thed the chariot started After Ater a period of painful suspense he with the silk sik tile te spOKe spear sOKe up u and said sar I r am Judge Nor Norrell roll rell of Salt Lake Undoubtedly you have read red of me in the papers I Then the te sweet Set little girls were up against the enormity of their contempt of court and hid their confusion in discreet silence When street was reached reche they mumbled mumble a a word of inco incoherent incoherent incoherent herent thanks thank and skipped out of the ve ye vehicle hide hicle When Miss KiC C E found her voice three blocks block away she is said sid to havo said sid tid to her companion To think that we took TUrn Him for a Huntsville farmer I I Speaking of school schol sev several several eral oral of them went Into Carrs drug dr g store on TW street 8 tret during the repent warm spell and ad ordered ice cream sodas I with wih trimmings orere Apparently there tere was a slight misunderstanding misunderstanding standing as a to who the drinks drink were upon Just at the critical moment Teddy Mar Marshall Marshal Marshall shall came caine ce ambling into the store and be began began began I gan to t order a modest lemon phosphate At this juncture the fair school teachers teacher thoughtlessly thou arose aros and flied filed fled out of the store store each ec nd every one leaving the set settlement setI I of the bill bi for drinks to her corn com companions cm pantone I Utterly oblivious obvious to the situation Teddy sipped his temperance drink and finally threw down the th regulation laton S 5 i cents cent Oh no you yo dont d nt said sid the mixer of I mild mid drinks that round will wi cost you just SQ cents cents Te Tedy Teddy dy paid Dd up like a 8 little man but I grumbled somewhat on account of the te trifling fut fact that he ie e had ha never been intro introduced j 1 duce to the te ladies ladle in question I I Walter Waltr Wolf Wolf the young bookkeeper book for forT forT T P R Jones Co Is said id to o have one 1 of the best selected private libraries in town so 8 that when Trilby TribY Nicholson and three thre or four fur young men friends called cled upon UDon him in his den recently the talk naturally turned tred upon books bools and ad I authors Naturally because beuse Nicholson is isa isa s sa a book bok fiend fend himself it i was wa not loner lon Ion before he and Wolf were deep in the world of letters while the others of the com corn company i II I pany sung tow low roW TearIng fearing to expose their ig I Book and authors both ancient i and modern of high and low degree of 1 merit mert were trotted tote out and discussed by these thee two who fairly fell feU each ech others arms on the subject Finally Wolf Yol in inquired inquired Air Mr l Nicholson ever eyer read any I of f work I run across quotations from front him hin so often oten in my reading reding and his style impresses me very ver highly but I have never been bee able to get any of his hig complete works work Trilby TrUby blushingly admitted that lie he le had read a number numbe of earlier earler books I and ing ingWell liked Uke them for light read reading readIng I Well YeU Mr Nicholson broke in Wolf rolf In raptures you are ar the man I have been looking for for the past ten years yer Ive Ive hunted high and low In vain for works now tell tel me where can cnn I get a a complete set st of them Nicholson thumped his brow and frowned frowne and his big friends could see se from his high hJ color that he was w thinking hard hardAt hardAt hardAt At last he said sid I Well Wel really rely Mr Wolf Wol since you pin me right down dow to it i I cant cn t recall Teel at this minute who American publisher is I but I r know that I have two or three of his books knocking around home and ad I will wU look the matter mater up for you i 1 i This Is why the friends friens of these two to talk so o much about abut Ibid when they catch them out In society together to ter I I |