Show u w A UMBLE BELLBOY r S SECURED SWEET REVENGE Bert until ten t n days ago followed the humble occupation o atio 1 of a ab b at the Kenyon Last LastS night n g t the he had his rev nga The machine was grinding put ut the refrain Just As the Sun Want WOnt Down the young damsel over at the cigar e stand was shaking the bones with a guest for forthe forthe the hempe the hotel was WB crowded with an influx of arrivals Suddenly upon the scene came carne a 8 14 earold boy bor at attired attired attired tired in a brand new pair of overalls and a stare The bellboys around nudged each other and said Look at Bert as the youngster elbowed a gorgeous drummer I away from the desk and proceeded to toI I seize u a pen With a painful effort the youth stuck out his tongue and follow followed ed the movements of the quill with that member until the legend Bert HBert Dever land appeared duly inscribed upon I the register r in hI a bold hand hant Fred Presby the r courtier gazed zed g as one in a trance until brought brou ht back to this mundane sphere by b the lordly Im ly question What do you charge for a room Presby murmured A dollar before he had time to recover his senses S Ere the word had been hardly utter ut tar ed od Bert threw w a cartwheel down clown on cm the counter and In hi a haughty tone com coin one of his erstwhile com corn to take ke t his grip to his room and be damned quick about it ft After Atten Bert had left a cull call at the desk k for he ho entered the elevator and was wafted to No way up among amoni amon the sparrows This assignment of o a 8 room pleased Bert Immensely so much so that he had barely allowed the bell boy to depart when he rung in a call to the office below for ice water As it is against the rules of the hotel for a to ride on the elevator the th bellboy had h d to abate s the afoot After awaiting wt a fa decent interval just ju t J long enough to let them theta get et settled 5 downstairs Bert proceeded to ring in i every eV ry alarm on th list until the guile 5 lees less youths below were On on the verga verge of I Finally the guest deigned to come coma downstairs and to select el ct the test co rocket rocker rock and aDd a magazine from the newa t stand From that on he h divided his time tim between criticising the guesta guests and trying to get pt up a flirtation Bert I leaves v thia morning moraine for tor the sheep camp of HOSts Forncrook where lie he has ls an i all summer job as aa general utility |