| Show CC 4 4 CC C 4 44 t o Sp i ARKS When the I microbe strikes ike a d place trouble h is sure pure to ensue Wit Witness ness 1105 the following by the editor Theres a R ag ta is Salt Lake Lane society s ho ca his bl friends much anxiety 1118 lie comes eom Horn 3 v ey far from sobriety Achieving much m bed bail D notoriety t Evidencing t lack of or piety p ly And A d hw lH poor pr wife to 10 cry ry at lie Ito lieThe heThe The sporting editor emptied his pipe pip eight tImea while h he was dashing oft off this The Th player wet his knotted hands banda And wickedly smashed the sphere lit lie started round around the base four While WIllie titer there U raws r out cheer on cheer Oh Oil joy poy all aU the people shouted As they watched watch d the th lh runner roam ream Its a hit bit by b gravy vy Its lt a sure caw case of home sweet home ho But out away in the middle field fieldA r A player ensnared the ball bali And Ami UM the man running round the bases Never got home at all aU at all an The city editor never ner too busy to release a bit bU of or Choice hoice and seasonable sea sentiment turned in this Oh the rain raiD the tM beautiful rain lifting Filling the earth and an the housetops be below below low lowThe lowThe lowThe The advertising man came in and ad left the following i Air Tale talf of 01 a Bumble le Bee Bel Oh good eople leople Pe i all I rYe Ive v a message me ase for Cor you I 1 want to tell tn you kindly what you jou ou really raU Might to do Therell be moss on oi your back and tears In your eyes If It 1 you dont wake up forthwith and freely advertise The Janitor became me affected and a rag reg registered re his 11 kick thus Of or troubles in this tb building the Janitor has hA the most He r y does his very vry ry boat beet b t and alad ever eter e scorns to w boast OC Of O what he be doss loe to make makl things thin go 10 Hes busy buy day da and night Cleaning up the tM premises and k I wrong things thine right lAnd And 00 it seems to him the could work an hour or more Without getting paper pap r three feet feat deep upon ullon the office floor The chief editorial writer believes this the best thing he ever el wrote Everyone else el e knows its the truest tru t thing thin he ever wrote I 1 I wrinkle up my brow br w a II while and then j I 1 write a line I And Mid then I bend nd my brow bron again and a very good sign Therell be some editorial if I 1 can think of Knottier line Unto The reporter poured out his heart in the following touching lines Oh Ola I look at and I look at rags ra s Till 1111 I 1 feel as U ragged as thunder I mix with ith the tile cops and I 1 write up the hops Till I sometimes sometime Its It a wonder With the things I do and the things I Iview Iview Iview view My wits wl are not all 11 gone goneI n nI I see Ste the drunks in the lockup bunks Snoring t beat Mat the band And AmI I dream ream of or thugs and I 1 dream of C Jugs But 1 I have to lo IK be on hand ham Each Kach dav at three and Its It up to me To cover coer the Ule run till tHI claws WH When n I have llao the time and I 1 have we a dime T TT I T hit lilt the street BUNt lunch wagon If U I have five n more mo I fly fir for the door doar Which hides hid the foaming fla o Oh Ob my work is rough rou h and aDd my m friends are arc tough tou h hAnd And my lifes lite not song ron and ami With crime erh to detect dot t I cannot reflect On the decent things of life No N time ti to t ret rest t no moment blest t tTo To Ta think of home honie or a wife wit My career Is in such I cant hope for much When hen I 1 move moe to the hereafter The star reporter submitted this thise characteristic e c bit It 1 ar f ail sil the that ever was Thero was 14 niter fr on m One We Uk meMy me meMy My fy stuff is III always read because Im loi the great reat and only THE rilE I 1 get et the easy eay work to Lo do doAm doAll doAs Am As you ou would infer InOr of course Because Br let I me make mak plaIn pUlu to o you yo Im the star of C all the force for forThe The telegraph editor welcomed the th opportunity to tell what he thinks of or orthe the Associated Press Pre s in these the e lines 1 sit lit here at aLmy my desk k all ail night weep and shriek and lInd swear At the time awful bunch of foolishness That comes from everywhere where I My Mv Ih desk is I nearly ty hidden 1 By Iy the h t refuse And n out of ot thirty miles of or stuff luClI I get et a foot Coot of or news 1 i ina na this thi came cam from rm th man beni the checks check Theres plenty of slop turned out in lp the t e But Its my work mak makes the hit hlL The man with the pen I n and the man with the mop All AIl hand hands it 11 I dont write much but but the tho maple magic ma le touch Of or my m pen len make makes faces fues bright brightA A ease of o no cash CA h means a case ca of oC no hash hab So they welcome we me the stuff gluff I write I work once a week but all hands speak sp ak Of or me inc but bitt to lo ex toll Im the main kadosh kado h of or tho the whole kibosh For leo Fo I 1 edit the glad payroll roli If lC tourists would quit getting killed while attempting to scale the Alps mountain climbing would soon lose its popularity If I the big iron works in San Stin Era n cisco had gone son into the hands buds of ot n a nr receiver r eler and suspended operations be before before fore tore the Oregon had been ben turned out there is one due ne European nation Which would have been much obliged ed Carle Carie Nation Is convalescing again She has become strong enough to break brenk Into Jail In New Jersey When I hear a man called colonel said ald tha Sagebrush h Sage I always take a n look at him to see lief If he is a aa face a powder powder or a gun n powder el elS S M 1 Roosevelt lt a cousin to the president president dent has had his yacht run down by bya b ba a steamer in Long Lon Island sound thu obtaining notoriety to justify ju Uty him in claiming relationship |
