Show I I i i SPARKS i it t i While 1 playing a game of golf gOI golfA gOIA A nice young oung mans cap cp blew olf aU aUnd And nd the te cool cl evening eveln breeze That swept through the treese tte Gave Gae him a most terrible coir colf colt I It I Is 1 not just to t designate the um tim umpire I pire a walking delegate because beuse he calls many strikes Ambassador Riddle U it i appears was wa notified by the th Russian Rusin government that tbt It if he had any petition p ton he come round round Great Gret Britain hints that it i under understands stands standA we e have grabbed gabb a few few little islands Ild belonging belott ng to it but intimates that trat the matter k i is scarcely worth Wrt quarreling quat quarreling over oe as there are no taxpayers on oil the Islands Islands King Charles of ot Portugal has ha been foolish enough to try to run rn his hIl army arm with wit tho the result reul that a lot let l t of or officers he lie fired fred are arc putting up a job to assassinate a assaSsinate sl nate him The ship building trust appears to t need UEe the th tb services of a wrecking party part more than anything else i i I I II I Women who do their own washing will i be able to sympathize with the te I Chinese convicts who according to te I Detective D PInkerton are ae kept ke L up and down all al des day dayA da daA desA A young yong Utah man nina now traveling In InI Norway home that he would be to can chi up U upon n the or friends of any an person pern who will wH for Cor forward ward ard him the te address addres of or the same evidently with the thought that a visit means mea s a meal mel V Sweetheart he whispered r gently genty as ho clasped her to his hI heart her You and I were ware made for r each othor Other I we won 11 never never part Maybe not she uhe he murmured softly but wed fd better bete wait wal and an see se Youre Yours the he fellow said sid the same to me meA meA meA A change chan to apprehend the th street oar car was missed S The lead l o dollar dolar taken from the conductor was Wl found in the contribution box all al right but the usher is unable to recall the appearance in of the man who dropped it itin Itin itin V Judge Halls HaUs decision that notes given for gambling debts are invalid will 1 have 11 10 n a tendency to greatly restrict the play in iii Salt Lake The remarkable feature oC the recent blaze in a Salt Lake office building b was las as not alone that the fire fre was put out by the hall ball hal fire fre extinguishers although V that was sufficiently noteworthy but that use the tho extinguishers were ready redy for to a 0 Later developments tend to show V that if flu our r heroes hero of the thi national guard tako tak a trip to Fort lort Russell Russel this year Vear year they selves will wJ have hae to pay their fare them themselves themselves themselves The Te hired girl Jl ue use used l coal oal I gil To start the tha Ore fire 1 So S when we heart her IcheR the ersh ersh we knew That fuel had goge gU higher highe The he Italian Society So of or Bad Blood Is Js evidently a society or had bad b d money noney oncy as a well we seven coven of the members member having hlIn been arrested arr ted for counterfeiting That federal grand jury which took up UI the business was evident evidently eld nt ly unable to emulate the he Utah grand Jury iury by saying sIng therm was nothing In nhe bad reports report made to it It I Is pos possible possible sible however that the f federal deral grand jury jur really wanted wanted to indict men mon It I believed had lied done An auto u o which chIch leh ran at full Cul speed i Struck a peacefully grazing old steed c The machine struck Threw him up In the air And A d knocked koc V V e the th poor p h V ai off I teed feed C CA A Chicago woman has ha been b killed kle by b her fifth husband Her Hr first ran away aw y her second committed her third died ae a natural loath death deth and her har fourth sas as killed in a railroad Its Ita Is a long lane that haz ha no turning By milking a nin ride ritie r e in nine nin hours and ten minutes minute General Miles has ha demonstrated that It I Is not physic physical ph al disability that necessitates late his re retirement retirement from the army a aIn In Alabama recently a young lady lody tell fell from the buggy bu and the young oung man who was driving did not nt nIss lier kOr h r runt until he had driven two miles mie further I She was no doubt his sister V Visible Evidences The parties wanted wante a modern house hOU and the real estate agent gave them an address addre and a a key with wIh the assurance that the house would be found modern In every They The visited the place and found an anold anold anold old adobe dating back into the fifties fife with wIh not a sign of oC a it u modern convergence COD e vience in it It Returning to t the agent they broke this news to hUn him uh Why that house Is modern mod rn enough for Mr any body he said What do you want vant of or ofa ora ofa a bath tub In the house hous anyway Ive Ive had a bath tub In my house for fifteen fifteen fifteen teen years ears and have not nt used It I Once You look It suggested the house houe hunter and all al negotiations were off or right t there Old OhI Ol man Jinks was full Cull of care cre Because Beu hed lost most all 1 his hair hir But nut his wife wie bright him him a I fine toupee And nd now lies hes es happy happ the livelong day d dArc Arc Lights of History Dl the elder eldOr r tyrant of Syra Syr Syracuse Sr cuse cuse was born about B C and was ivan always a hard drinker In early life Ufe he hc was a n clerk and there acquired a knowledge and experience In jug juggling juggling gling accounts that proved prove of great gleat practical value alue to him in after He entered the army and by putting up a job with wIh the inhabitants of Gela which he had been ben sent to relieve he managed mana e to get all aU the head men of oC the army thrown out and himself himsel chosen commander He made the graft good and strong and ind by the aid of a n powerful bodyguard he succeeded In getting away with his bluff blur and was as the only thing in Syracuse S He got gotto gotto gotto to be ft a a great pillager and not only robbed bariks bark but churches After win winning wInning ning fling a n large lorge local reputation as a a war warrior warrIor Mr Dionysius set out to achieve immortality as a poet p t but fell tel down His productions were hissed at the Olympian games and he got awful sore He managed later lot r to win a n prize at Athens and promptly started to celebrate It I by an jag which resulted In a fatal tl case of the jimmys his career creer terminating In Bill Bi Glasmann the editor tyrant of Ogden was wa born borzi many many man years yearn cars ago Conflicting stories are le told about his age He first firt achieved a national reputation as business manager for a herd hord of or buffalo bufalo about which conflict conflicting ing lug stories are told Later on 00 he se so secured secured cured of br a newspaper about abut which conflicting stories are told A Afew Afew Afew few years ears back he was wa Inadvertently elected to the legislature I where con conflicting conflicting stories were told but where all 01 on his side of ot the political fence are ale said sall to have done lone well wel A couple of or years back Bill Bm was chosen mayor of ot Ogden chiefly chief use nobody else wanted the job In his administration of ot affairs Bill m his has ha furnished much ex ox excitement Q through the assistance of ot his bla chum hum Dr r Condon Copon and the Mr Ga always carries c rles a choice stock stoCk of ot Information on various sub subjects about ab ut with wIh him and always has la laI hasa I a story su ahle to the occasion n al all aj ready roady Th statement that he lie has ha rheu of or the th Mr pr tHe t e closing of ot his hand haJo Is 18 an error or |