Show 1 Mr Dooley ole on th the North r Pole 1 By F P DUNNE to Copyright 1909 by H H m G 4 Dye D e think asked Mr Hennesey Henney Henne t that both these lads has discovered the north bOrth pole Faith Falth I dont know said saM Mr Doo Dooley Icy ley they l hive have ve discovered di it L or it It dont make much which I aint an arctic explorer All the polar r observations I Ik k have iver took has haa b ben n took at a pint about a foot an a half a burn In stove Move on a winters night But Ive had me an Im glad to see IMe thim verified Wan Van iv thim was that th north pole was wa in a northerly direction nother was WItS that if IC iver discovered a ai i ti refill ob arver woo find And ice in hi tl the neighborhood Both BoUt contributions to I lence Ince ha haJi been established Th lh scion selen scientific title is no longer In doubt Th Thi i irth i rth pole is i in th north It is WIt not so 80 j far north to go to as I thought I it is farther to come com away Ye Yeh hi h up in th Ui on th tl dg that meets th at Up lip Ups 4 s f cr r an ye come conic back in two to tot i t te five yrs years ye As All fr th tit ice it was not 1 J to bring hAck back specimens Both B th t agree that they noted distinct iv lv this precyous 1 that there ther are arc deposits noar ar by b Why hy thin thill ask me mt what good Its arctic exploration do lo these e here h e two gobs iv lv knowledge have been added to th store iv information information Information tion We Vc now know all there is to be known about the north pole Who Vho do I think gets gels th honor iv be bein bein beIn in there first Faith Im not goin to decide As Dock Cook says th honor honoris is III great enough fr both an theres lit Ut little little Uttie tle tie enough iv it as it K Ia fl If It th Dock th first there ne no ill was th Ui first i to say ay y he was an I aint sure that it dont take more courage to be th first to say ay y tl that t ye wint there thin it does to tobe tobe tobe be th Ul to go there I believe b lIeve thim both I dont see aee anny reason fr not n t thim thirn Its aisler to believe thim thitu thin not I me hand to both iv thim I say MY I ye with all me heart No no dont show me anny ann proofs If It yeve got to provo It it aint so se But if el come to me years ago 0 I toW told ye kIL tn about It an un ye e been at wurruk all this time at w seine MIne m useful How did they get et up there says say Th Tb doctor took what is Js known as th tU gum route I 1 discovered says he years year ago that th way to win me mo way to th north pole was waa be means iv iva Iva iva a distribution iv gum This here delicious but sticky is i priced beyond in thim grim northern climes dimes as an au Th wealth iv Ivan an or his station in life lire is be th Ui number iv lv gum he has A jealous husband who has discovered a necklace iv gum in th bureau has been known I Ito to harpoon his hilt wife ony to die Iv re remorse I morse he found that th necklace i iwas was more thin rubies rubles crusted with dimon I knew I cud wring th secret Iv th pole great groat gre t chief Wallo allo Wallo Vallo if it I cud procure gum sum enough Thanks to th iv wan if th Ui ladin bankers iv Pain Beach I was able to buy up th entire yield iv nineteen an eight Ye have probably noticed that there was a famine among th school in America owin to me mc pur Let it bo be a consolation to th little wane to know that they have paved p ved th way to th lii frozen north with their sacrifices With Ith this priceless in me meIon possession Ion I was able abic to break brenk through th tir silence in Walto wano Wallo Vallo It created a It scandal in th rosen north northA A pole has wrote a H pome about it Just fr a gum he be sold old us Just fr a gum to wear we r in his hili hair But what cared I Inflamed with scientific zeal to get to toI I th pole ahead iv lv me ale old boss bose I do Laden down with gum with iv these bar barbaric barbaric barbane baric bane gle min in his dark hair hall th led me to th place in his back beck yard where th north pole hud hod been secreted fr or even longer U Besides th gum I was equipped with a watch to take th nic I lost Joet th watch Th O chief an on a sledge be th tb fastest dogs in thim parts p rt I cannot speak too highly iv these faithful animals animal an they well as beasts iv burden pets an quick lunch lunchI I owl cull not refrain a sigh iv regret as 88 I et th last iv thim on me way home an murmured Farewell faithful frind Besides Beides our dumb solaces we had an excellent brand iv blubber an a alight alIght light relish iv tallow candles which Wallo WaHo Wallo Vallo down with witha a lick at his bracelet iv gum At we put th lights U Iv Upper behind us u an were started on our Journey journe Th days flew with incredible speed Our suffer ins were intense Note to In Insert Insert Insert sert At three we stopped to kill a At three thirty we see IMe on our right a vast Island iv lv thousand five miles in which Walk Wallo Wallo said was a game We did not go near it A lack Iv public spirit on th part iv th polar taxpayers ers has left th thice thice ice lee here in an bad condition It is full iv ruts Why hy will not these people lam larn am that their business will suf suffer suffer suffer fer If it they do not keep up th Ui highways At 4 we had a dog fr ft tea This our speed to sixty miles an hour But at five me heart hoort stopped beating be ting fr Walk Walto Wallo Walio cried Here we arre We were at last hut la t at th Ui gool Iv lv our ambitions I will de Us describe scribe me mo Me first was Thank hiven Us an n American an it aint Teary Peary p that has won on this glory fr th old flag I made scientific He said Rid he knew th as well wen as I knew Fulton street Brooklyn Fr th pur purpose purpose pose po e iv further th Hi skeptical I observed that th Hi pole was surrounded an Mn covered be ice How I describe de it I say MY that it looked like a skating rink although not so 80 densely pop Jated With IUt regret at havin to lave Jave this beautiful I hastened back backan an be marches reached v III in wan year an six months I was pained not to meet me old frind an au shipmate Peary I hope hes lies had an ble time in Cu Cubla Cubin bin bla or hes he th winter Well sir th Ui explorer had hardly been back in Copenhagen long enough to have his hair hall cut an take dinner with th king I opened up th an see that Peary had dis discovered discovered discovered covered th north pole too he see Doctor Cook He been n on th other side iv th Ui pole at th time lime been very If It these two men had met on th top iv th earth Thin there be anny question iv which was th Ui first Th Thwan Thwan Thwan wan that got home at all wild be th boy How Ho they the embraced each other an over th Hi frozen froien sea But it happen Th north pole must have a bigger top thin I thought if these two old comrades niver run into each e ch other at all an both iv thIn thim thi there at th same time But they the see each other an they come coins a thrace iv lv each ooch other Th most mo t important scientific observation iv lv aye y ther thor iv thim is that he see Bee th other How do I establish me claim to th north pole says Peary Be Because Because Because cause Cook there How do I know I was wall at th pole saya Y Cook Be He Because cause I took a careful observation an found that Peary there says he heIts heIts heIts Its a line fine thing to see Bee th scientific spir pir spirit it that these the e two heroes show an to know knos that there aint anny lum more Jeal Jealousy jealousy i among amon thim thin ed be lible to find among Sinon actors adora I 1 lionor ho hour Peary says 8 th magnanimous Cook Some oine day dayI I hope he will devote Ills Ida It J patience an au auhl anida ida his hl energy to th cause Iv exploration Doctor Cook says Peary ll ary arys is s a splendid man an Im Fin glad to know that lies he goin oin to spind his hi life liCe now on in orchid huntin in lit Brazil he says ys Yell Well sir Bir I suppose e well ell all b be di dl divided divided vided but me on th question of who was wa first t up there till scientific is I turned to th baseball As A fr me I believe thim both both been there Ill bet on that Ill take their fr it I dont ask ft Vt no Th rh best proof ye can canh h have ave that a man done this thing is that he was crazy enough to want w nt to do it itA itA ItA A fake go north at all Hed buy an orange grove in Florid an let lethis lethis lethis his imagination do th rest Ill believe anny man has been Men to th north pole lived fr two years on ou tallow candles an dog if he says so 80 Good Goodluck Goodluck Goodluck luck to both Iv thim says say I Th Tb hard hardest hardest hardest est part pert iv iy their journey has Just be begun begun begun gun If they think had priva privation tione tion thyI change their minds Th Tit toughest thing a man who discover th pole has to face is to come coins home an ansay anay ansay say ay hes done it Th amount iv ice he has to cross In Greenland is to what he must in v fi fixation Dock Cook bad had got a shave before he bad had poured pound out oat a sau tea at th tb king IT Iv i palace poises was wu luther lother viewed an says ys they It to Is Impossible ble bie that this here thing been wen done dont I know a treat peat d deal U about boot antic exploration an I 1 am prepared to sa that it woo have been out oat hr Jot th tW qu tion fr rr Doctor Cook to get pt et to th UI rth pole th way he says ay he done doi it N Nwan Nwan ill wan cud stand such men exposure to th tb chill chili chi II easterly winds wind that blow up there ther with without out ut a chest an li I I dont w chest amongst his equipment Win Will ye Te kind kin l lly ly Iy close clues the dureT duie I cant bear a An Peary Piary rome come back th Ui Iv lv geology in wan iv our oar ladin iv larnin said tel Wm me knowl knowledge knowledge edge iv geological logIcal formations I kiin that Peary was wa slyer at the pole I am aill prepared to say ay without hesitation th human life lift cant bP be b maintained Iv h Evanston l An n no oU it goes Thank th Lord I r niver di th north pole an ait F me mo on FT rr truth an veracity will go on twin bein hem good among Y t tI I dont know that I be aister ai in me mind knowin thought i iwas Iw Iwas was w a liar thin if I thought else elM was wu a liar Who will th north pole pote belong to t tasked tasked asked Mr Hennessy Henney Benne Its said Mr Dooley Doole Some says ay England some says aye United States Stata an some says Denmark Delmar Therell be a m light t over It hu bin binI huI huI I think Denmark will win get pt et It f Why asked Mr Hennessy It will wiIl go 50 to th UI loser said aid Mi Mr 1 I Dooley |