Show I Mr MY Dooley on Washington hi N News By F P DUNNE Copyright 1909 fey hY H H M m C p iy Well sir said Mr r Dooley tie afine a afine al l fine tine thing fr tr this to be rid Iv lv Mind ye I liked him But Im no DO sycophant Im al always ways war with is Ii in ht power An n r now that he be hes out alt iv gunshot range rang 11 Im free to say Ba that as a business bull man Im glad hes bes g gene na iv th I kin class c like sy y dont appreciate th tic change But Butto to us commercial leaders leaden Its a great gre t relief to be able to te proceed with our ourI I without bein beha I ath be paid spies Washington i Why be a few months mo tbs ago aO I dare to put a few Iv ater water in a barl bar Cr ft fear fe r Iv lv th 1 j I tyranny t g ranny iv th tb ove Progress His is stopped enterprise e was at a I standstill Commerce was wa all II gummed ur Up Now ow tia Wanet t more moreth moreth r th tho J iv lv are at th Di helium J h iv th thO ship iv state atae where they belong iv tv chasm cha around li is a cab eab fr bi bOI bandsmen imen I open RM nue daily laII per peran en an find iv to in InV V me savings in ClOpper mils minos I that tl tb owners are givia 51 HP up en cn count iv ty 1 th U poor health iv Iy their wives Tb Th Thc c is on th boom I Sure ure u Iv 1 it t till I see there wens weN in I knew by DY that sign that prosperity was barkin at our oar dure again 1 An its all do des to Tidily J t Pippin off to shoot th Iii wild beasts iv ivI th forest I t tott tl ye YO ro fr th last few I 1 eks tv iv his hla i I w w wl l k Ii r an n tired Iv him It was Rosen i t 1 this hi an that The pa apers were full fuU iv lv him Th prisident tnt tIlt fr to come to th thO White house to be Insulted about th bill biU Th o re replied replied plied that he cud not go as his life in insurance Insurance Insurance policy had bad lapsed Th dint informed him that onless s he come he th go an fetch him appeared appe red later at th tho White house where th held hekl an conversation at him th enlarged emerged he Informed th that th ar were so forcible that th bill bUi be to suit his wishes wi he It was reported at th tho White house that durin th Ut chat slipped sUpped an tore his coat up th thO back besides a contusion iv th right eye pd Ro enfelt has all alt admirals in th navy over two pounds to climb to th top topmast topmast topmast mast ivry Iry morn In at 6 has wrote a letter to th thO sultan lv iv Turkey adlaIn him to abdicate He has bas abdicated dint Ro enfelt has received a gift iv lv lva ivIl iva a Il pair pall iv broidered th kaiser kl sar be th tit kai kat katers ers aers own hands bands Uncle Joe Can Cannon Cannon non nOll has b s been set back five numbers be beth beth beth th fr careless marksmanship durin th last on He now DO goes into th thO White house bouse Th The sage gage e iv county is greatly over Oer his disgrace but he iff Is daily dally in his office an hopes hope to regain th favor faM iv his revered re red leader There wE rent anny statesmen IP Ir IT this f fr r nearly eight y yer ra s Th Tb ony on y time ye e heerd rd iv lv wan iv IY these thet men was Rosen felt done 1 to him It was like geWn fame tame by bein among those at a boiler explosion explosion explosion sion Now be is as full iv statesmen state men as u a hotel in Great Gre t leaders iv iY public thought can open their mouths without th his foot into it It No longer is a United States afraid to do his to th great that have slut sint him as their tive Uve in No longer a message rm th is announced an announced announced does a congressman have haye to arise in his seat an say Speaker before th message is read I wisht to say that if It there is in it about me rue a pair iv iY pants it is a base baM Cl Th b pants were given ien to me be a man in his sleep who f about it No sir we have a now who is satisfied to be an more th Latin LaUn mania manin to sit down Ye pick up th nowadays an ye Jr read Sinker shows none noes lv Iy th tho l IT iv worry which to U responsibilities iv h has placed upon Ms his Th also alBa with which he public bust busi business busi business ness flees is 1 th tho talk iv th capitol th tb to convene this mornin he passed on at taste Jaste a hun applications fr office received th diplomatic corps an issued a num number number number ber Iv lv important lS to th the navy noY he entered th th I arose as usual but he bade thim be bes beI s t d On his desk was a bunch ivI Iv I I hearth bearin a card marked 4 r W V H T which th said come an unknown admirer Th was in a happy frame iv mind today an permitted speeches in with a nod iv his head his Among Amon his hl callers was Taft who wore his customary smile Th was engaged at th moment in an important with th lv iv i th glue thrust thru t but with his hi customary affability he come oom cometo cometo to th dure dune an Makin hands bands pleasantly Antly with his visitor an givin him a ticket to th gallery iv th chamber begged beg ed to be excused ex excused excused Taft wished to be in to th who as he hest said st d with a laugh th same ame position in th thO glue business bustness that he did didin didin didin in th But th great man was busy at his hl legislative wurruk Iv th tariff on glue slue an cud not be disturbed Mr Taft still his smile lingered awhile collect th tho auty grafts iv Among th tb priceless gems he secured were specimens iv tv th tk iv lv e Lorimer an Depoo 01 is wan lv Iv th most moat poplar rulers th Ut republic c has bas iver had hod He is always an affable an his b manner is th tho same Wards towards th W I manager lv iv a powerful wood eom an an as officer He comes to th shift chamber in an auty aut mobil without outriders an he has de declined declined dined to use a sedan chair presented to him be th thO Furniture Man lv tv Grand Rapids in thanks fr tr th tho J jety ty lv Iv forty p per r cant cint with which li h th thir ir it infant again th pauper old furniture iv Europe In th his hie manner is simple an direct He says th prayer he be seats among th others an a mid i ud hardly be Ix beable beable able to pick him out Yet so great I It Is his hl power that he be has baa been known to keep wan iv iy th most man iv nails nalla waltin five while he lis Us listened to a speech be wan iv lv th hum humblest humblest blest bleet iv Far th t scene in th tho chamber is I th dol at th White Whitehouse Whitehouse Whitehouse house Th mansion no long longer er resounds re with shrieks iv pain No longer is Ie th passerby pu erby startled be cries cri iv Ye will will win we an Let me up me back is ill broke An All air ah iv is dignified peace broods over th classic roof Th watchman sleeps steeps undisturbed turl ed edat at his poet post Th TI sweet silence is b broken ony be th Ut dull dun droning drool iv Ir th blue bot hot bottle bottle hottie tle tie fly an th tho private Spiders have wove their web over th gloves an th tho tennis rackets In th thO chamber sets th tic his hi smile an occasionally sign sip in something How is this thI thIl l m th the old rid days Yet Taft has won th an admiration iv iY all classes His was shown hown th thO other night alone at dinner time h he set st out outto outto outto to provide with Lock Lockin in his private in th dinin room he took an an ranged th tho He first landed Congress Congressman man Nick Longworth who was W S divin divine into a hotel hotd r se s furin Mother r I n in n th thO rt rs hi th dint chased his aide de camp Captain Butts Butte fr nearly a mile Captain Butts Butta Jumped into a milk wagon but was wae finally overtaken at th cornier corner iv it I G an Th nailed a retired admiral ip it Rhode island bland an an assistant lv Iv th in front Iv lv th Capitol where i he be was caught wheel In a Dab baby car redge With Ms his bt guests th tho returned to th White house an aa aaa enjoyed a dinner that was wu a great gr aoe rat sue sac ue cows cess ce s oon that Shifter on that very night was w given Ivla a iv to meet inset th we them agent iv th U new creamery butter iv th tic Standard lie Ile An there ye arre arra a good p Od thing we have bave a with a policy poIte iv I coaxing Manny a man can he be coaxed that t be Ye I catch more flies with thin vinegar but trot ye catch eatch more with 11 flypaper fly flypaper paper thin with an ane ye catch thim good Ro enfelt had laid no DO noides I idee ides iv catchin flies Ia alive aa an tarata ta da thim so they cud do His ilia idee idea was wu that wan dead hostile We fly was wu bet ther then thin a thousand live lire an wan wana so 80 o be used to swing swine a club at thin thim Sometimes he be dented th wall wan or knocked a clock off of th tho or 01 landed land on th head iv an Innocent visit visitor I or but sometimes be he nailed a fly But me frind Win urn Hal Halteh ten Taft Tan is 18 not a ade destructive de nature He rules be love alone He is never niver angry Ye niver flyer see Bee him get red in th face because bea things go wrong with him No sir Ha His first firt fir t i to to his is i to t i good His counsel coun 1 to In hO h n s r lL Is Grin an bear it I know I I Ive got sot to bear beal it an Im rm practising a anil agrin grin nil It looks a little UWe cyal I tec uTIs u tw th kind iv iY a grin pin I waat sea sic M Mth th face Iv lv a man mUl in Dock OLeary O office that had bad to make males a MM sprat r off Oft But Im rm gait goto on en as d dIn In m th coarse ir IY a year eU or so feT If i tw Pita wan waa mentions th tb trW to ms m I May III Ir break out into a hysterical laugh la lau Hes He a good pod man maa just th sas a H 0 said aid Mr Hennessy H Fr Tr a R hes a good cI wan WaD It He uBe to Is that It said raid Mr tier Ducie i r they the do say y that if ha be aver puts pots by foot down dOWD somebody od will w l be su will be I will wUl be Ony 00 W methods methode is le was wu like Uke th t on Ills beat He was war Uble to arrest fr tr bar loF glary army anny anD man IOU he be caught pin gain Muss i at night with a bundle bundis I his ri aa He beat him over th head bead an loaned him up upp u an If th tho venal an coorts coort wanted to let him out oat on en tit tilt ground that Oat tb th In to th tho thage pack package age was w not DOt a Jimmy but a aJack JIoIO jr Jack Jaek f fr r th tb baby let thim do it an all IB th take thin thim But polity is fa He Be in I Ia a burglary is Ie committed C Ik f fIn in an arrest arnst an aD thin givin th tb two blocks bloc kV start mart down do tb tW d rt sum II t Yet veto a bill bUI before It It passed used to veto it whOa was whether he be beto et fl to ft K or not DOt An there 7 ye arte ar le TIdeS anny sany smile said pfd Mr Heaner y Pm Im glad gl d he 1 said Mr I v w wen i l Tv vr t 4 4 to catch that Me life face is ill not roomy enough fr Tr tt L |