Show p LIFES FITFUL FEVER M f A P PAn PAn PAn An amusing is I told tod of how Cecil Cedi Raleigh b and Arthur Collins were weN weNone one day clay shortly after ater the installation of ofa ofa a new beating heating apparatus directing a re rehearsal from rom the stalls of Drury Lane theatre theet The smallpox epidemic had bad recently broken out and the Ute dramatist had Just been vaccinated Presently Pre Mr Raleigh noticed that his bill neighbor seemed a trifle tri e restless re and asked if anything was the matter Im feeling a little peevish was the reply Smallpox old chap suggested Mr 11 Ral Please dont Joke about It like that protested Mr XI Collins Perhaps I shall feel better shortly Then Mr Raleigh began to mop his hll brow L dont feel at all well myself he volunteered Im getting feverish too tee A few moments later things grew serious all round and beads of perspiration rolled down their Cheeks heeks Lets get away aay and se see a doctor dO tor torp gasped p ped Mr Collins As they were about to leave one of the workmen approached with ith the remark Beg Beff your our pardon panton sir eating aUng seem satisfactory r The pair had been sitting over a heating he valve lve FRANK IF F NOT FLATTERING S so Sen n Francisco eo Chronicle William F Duty the American consul in TabrIz told in a recent letter a story etory about a Persian prince princeA A party part of English tourists were trav tray traveling cling eling elf in Persia Perilla and in Tabriz Ta m they tM In this prince to dinner He came splendidly attired in gold gokl and white But he was w taciturn He seemed disappointed disappointed disappointed pointed When the dessert was served h he I sneered and said saidI I am pleased to see aee that the I men are now taking a leaf out of the Persians book How so o Prince Kamil saW said the hosts wife a tall taP lean woman with un unusually unusually usually long teeth They leave all their pretty women at home bome said 14 the prince frankly |