Show ON THE SIDE SIDEBy I By WEX JONES r f I Is s very Tery heAlthful saps m the Landon Hospital IBl nIR ao doubt healthful to those In the car eliI Twelve strawberrIes says a Is the greatest number that a person should rat eat at one time Fourteen huckleberries la Is also 1110 the maximum allowance and aB one ene should be careful when eating caviar canar not to stow aw away more than eggs I Official Reports We find that E k I H HarrIman Is a naughty boy Facts show that John D Rockefeller has haa been perhaps a 1 Utile little careless tn In the ac accumulation accumulation ot of money TIle The Ice Trust should be reprimanded gently I A little mild censUre s coming to the railroads railroad WhIch do not place philanthropy high enough commercialism How tiow elt th they y do II a vast amount ot of good and prevent too much travel trUel IJ by keeping up the tho regular and commutation rates See the goy gny Summer gIrl by the ocean linger to get it tan uns en h r arm and a ring on her finger I I i For the Bridge Crush I having HaTing viewed the bridge crush from the train dispatchers station the Ser Service vice Commissioners are drawing up up are a re report I port which will contaIn the followIng sue su II i To ro prevent the fracture of ribs eta ete pas I lengers for tor Brooklyn must wear suits salts of af armor The US use ot of bombs to clear a passage to a car ar must be prohIbited n B n It T should be provided with heavier clubs Women going to Brooklyn durIng the rush rUh hours should houM travel by rowboat Strops should be on the outside of all cars Thle would provide seats for tor runny many more p passengers I The Bridge should be closed to alt traffic the rush ruh hours Fewer CArs care should be run rUD All as In that ra case many Brooklyn people would stay ta at i home thereby less lessening lUj the crush We abet shat the salha ef ed tie Ule trees like Dr Carl Catl Peters spurt I is plentiful fn n Africa I The Voyage of the Star Cat Pickles and I 1 marooned on this Arctic r Island were naturAlly anxious to teach our seal to fly ns as quickly as so that I we could recapture th the Star Cat In which our t foe t was now salting In the aIr above us as At first the he seal eal although evidently Intelligent did not catch on to the les Fes Fesson son SOil Make him think he Is In the water suggested Pickles and aud then perhaps hell go swimming through the air The idea was not n a bad 08 one If I think ot of It first so I throw threw the seal into lato the thc aIr and then splashed n a can cau ot of water over him Sure he be swam grace gracefully tully fully about overhead but when the water dried lle he flopped heavily to th the round 1 According to this said l we all be able to use hIm hm only when It is b raining So No said laId t i for tor we In take n a hose I with us and aud keep hint sprinkled down Next ext day we mounted the tte seal ceal and In n a nI I few minutes he WItS was bearing us in rapid I chase of our airship The Policeman was asleep and we had bad no In I the Star Stu Cat We threw the villain over oer the side and ho he would undoubtedly I have been killed had he not alighted on his bs head As It was WAIl he be seemed unhurt and lookIng up shook his fist nt at QS With the I engines going at lull full speed the Star Cat was h headed dd for tor the Pole Pale the seal flying Byln alon along behind us At 3 we reached the North Pole PoleAt PoleAt At least we reached the spot where it should have hae ben been benThe The Pole was gone Nothing remained but the hole bole where It had stood It been taken by one ot of our set I remarked Pickles for In that event the hole would be missIng all as welL |