Show JUST WISHES The Man Ma Main With the Hod Wishes Be Before Before Before fore the Man With the Hoc Hoe Chicago News I wish I had a nickel hiekel for every ever brick I ever eer carried sighed the man with the hod as he seated himself on the edge of ot the mortar box Gee Id be fixed You need fixin said the man with the hoe with a slight sIl ht sneer neer Some Somebody SomebOdy Somebody body ought to fix you ou If It you did have hae haveit it you ou be no better Off oft than what you are now no noId Id like Uke to know kno how haw you ou figger that I out said the man with the hod drink yourself to death d th in inside Inside side of a month If U somebody take the money mane away awa from you OU afore then explained the man with the hoe Money Moncy w do you ouno no good If you aint able to take care car of ot your our wages what would you ou do with a lot lotof lotof lotof of mone i w Who said s I able care careo o 0 mv m wa w zesT es Are you ou Do D you mean to say sa I go to you any time you ou had money and make a touch any feller that was a friend o yours tap you ou If you JOU thought he needed it and you O had it you ou give ghe it to him 1 Well cU If it you OU come to that I guess youre right said the man with the hod complacently I know I l ma good deal that kind of a feller reller It Il a mans my m friend he van can an have haye any thin Ive rye got I wish I had bad some of or the money Ive loaned If It I had 5 cents for tor every dollar Ive loaned or give away awa Id ast for tor more There Theres many other things that you OU might wish for said the man with the hoe sagely You might wish you ou had the health and strength you y u r have Right now youve got to set t down an rest every ever so often while youre working an lay off from fram work in every so often on account of havin the matter with you youA youA youA A feller teller aint to blame for tor sick said s Id the man with the hod hodA hodA hodA A feller is If he aint used himself t said the man with the hoe If Ifa I Ia Ifa a feller bats around nights the way youve done an fills himself up as often otten as you do he h can expect to be besick besIck besick sick I wish I had bad a dollar for every quart o 0 beer youve I 1 wish you had an you go goto goto goto to sleep until you ou gave me half halt of or it said the man with the hod exclaimed the man with the h C Its a sight o 0 good I wish wh w I had the ri I might have had if IC Id made the most o my chance I wish Ish I had the friends I had I wish I have ha no more moreon morean moreon on an my conscience e than I luster uster have I wish I 1 could take another start an know what I know now nowA nowA nowA A feller teller misses lots by b not bein able to look fook ahead agreed the man man with the hod hodI I can look ahead for you said ald the theman theman theman man with the hoe Afore the months out get fired for tor loafing on your job If It I had a 55 5 bill for foree every time youve oue been since you ou came cameon cameon on Id buy a red el on my way wa home an have roast chicken an apple pie for supper And a can of at beer suggested the theman theman theman man with willi the hod And a can of beer certainly agreed the man with the hoe I 1 guess I could afford to take a chance or two on a stake like lIle that I 1 wish Ish I had a can began the man with the hod Cheese It said eaid the man with the I hoe The boss is |