Show MRS i i f OBSERVATIONS URSERY Talks About How to Treat a M Man n When He Is Taking the Count New York Fork Sun Bill Bm is a man I cud loVe Hes as beautiful and sound and round roun aa as a awan aswan wan of thim pears Thank ye dearie dearle two for five Take another they arre three for tin Did ye see what he says about Sin toor Foraker Ill Til not hit a J man hes down says Bill Bm a no noble noble noble ble It does docs kal honor to the back of his hand and the back of his head Not for all the votes in the ward he says I hit frind trind or foe says he hes taking the count he says If It I was wan of these here suffragettes suffragettes gettes I surely sure 1 oud vote for Bill Dill if I cud conceal me sins Michael MichaelI I cud relish voting yoting for him two tw r or tree free times for to show me regards for tor his noble and They be almost Irish But Dutch the news newspaper newspaper paper aads and the and the camera squad and the secret constables and the rs and the th typewriters tp writers and the as assistant assistant assistant sectaries all headed d be bc Loeb Lob rushes up to the top of Bet r Bay hill for to inform Teddy that hat his brave Foraker is down Ii what does Teddy do Does he say hed he not hit a man down Guess agin dearie No He cross amines a all thim witnesses for to make sure Foraker is down Is he past hitting b ck he asks Is he down for good go d and all aU says ays Teddy Has he been frisked he says for to tomake tomake tomake make sure ho he has no gun in the hip he says of his pants says rays he Has the been notified he says say a aHac Have Hac the thc doctors he says sars declared el red that the sin toOl is all of man says he Arre ye all aU certain he hc says looking around bese ping hing like ilke into the eyes ces of the mants manta that hes lies no than a They all take anti antl solemn oats that poor Foraker is down and out and a left in his good right Thin ye C spud see Teddy As the th dear leal dead elead poet says Rose he thin he says in awful might says he hc his hated foe fec says he for to fight he stays fay Watch me he says to the assim bled and Rape Jape yer eye on n me Inc says saS Teddy Ted d 30 while I lambaste this fallen foe he says Look I shag rp while I bite his ear off he ire says dancing about the room wid manny horrid howls and war far cries ries Get ye yc yer er cameras ready read he says and amid focus me in the daring act of crashing me big bis down oil on his wicked wicki l and defir celess gray gra head Loeb says he fetch me me scalping knife while I rip the thatch off his coco This is waar says he and Im a warrior r bould he says sa s Whoop says he h Yipped he says sas the good and man clan was wholly exhausted wid the grisly passion pasion of combat and sank down for to rest reston reston reston on the thc pelt of ot a wild sheep wan wail of the wid no since of or fear in his says sa s Mr 11 Taft hit Foraker he down clown Yer a liar screams Teddy Tedd Loeb says he that pestiferous penny penn a aliner aliner aliner liner is the kind of liars he says Put him on the list says sa s he Constables he says a s do yer duty dut he says and the through the windy and over the hedge he ge wid a company of ot secret constables haard on his and ra nor con oon constable stable table until they all reached a liquor where they wid dippers of suds and of wild animals they had fled from It was a function that only a gr artist like me dear friend Helen Green cud do anny ann thing like justice to toWell toWell Well dearie as they say in the the early groom scares the If It Willie Villie was want wanting wantIng wanting ing for to see sec Sir Mr 11 locks well combed out he have waited until Foraker had climbed up on the th same wid Mr 11 Taft and those two good min had bad put their nr around each others neck and jived their tears in wan spout of peace and an Thin if Willie Villi had fetched out a few reams of Stand herd lie Ile private love letters there be things doing as my Michael tells me But says Michael Willie Villie was not wanting Bills hair combed so he The Love Loe Letters of otan an lie Ile Magnet too soon He scared away aWa the a haard season for otther writers No sooner does docs Willie Wil Til Tillie lie out to a delighted few selected of his extensive e collection of Mr tinder to For aked than Teddy adds to the merry merr mint be he issuing some of Mr 11 tinder Under about Foraker The poor dear Sin toOl gets his coming and going as my Michael says say I have ave no permission says Teddy Tedd for tor to this here let ot otther ther of ot Mr he says and I do doso doso doso so says he only I want to do doso doso doso so he says sas Having scalped me foe slain for me be the hand of our ally he says I wish he says sas for to as ill of the dead as the will allow says Sas he so Im handing out to the press he says sa s this opinion of Foraker writ be me frind at or about the time says he that I suggested to him him that a of the kind might be as handy some day he says as a brick brickin in a rough house says he heA heA heA A man not lave late copies of his private lethers around where they may be picked up be the rich and curious He have no copies made and he has writ the etther be he his own good fountain pen he tear it up burn the scraps put the ashes In the safe sate and trun away the key J y Thin be chance he h meets the man he wrote to Pave raye him hint peel off at from his as much as ashe ashe ashe he and hand it to him and unafraid behind the dure In the dark safer s than writing and saves postage |