Show i fi i f II S I a A s i j 1 The Manicure Man Q Lady LadyS t S She e Has Yearnings for a Duke Dillie and a Eugenic Lift 5 i a By WILLIAM F FM KIRK K i I f f ELL sighed BIped the CI Manicure Lady II I WELL X I l see lee that Miss has z I VY Madame Louise Louie m oa ca her lief herz trousseau AH AU the seamstresses aea Is la wor working r r 1 lost list as hard as they ther know boW how hon I X wish visa I It t t set get some of t them Louses Louise to hustle for tor me mc George Geere I 1 a 11 pew new dress 4 f Never mind kid Idd said laId the Head Hul Barber J Ion ou always lock swell I I cant help belp minding George said ld the Jae Manicure Lady LAdT I seen her ber picture In the piper paper this thin morning and end even nen If it it St flatters tatters loo I her a little I 1 know Im Jm Jost lost as good looi J I 2 i tag In a girl It makes iny hun heart ache to read about her Der traveling snits lul and ad her Iser gowns and her Empires Jut J 2 me with that kind of a trousseau f 4 1 I guess If folks seen me coming aloe alon the i street with one of them rip rigs strapped around me they the holler 1 Ob you yon ou I kId l I ld I 1 d f Why Is It George that some ome girls has hu hasso u so much mach and aDd others lies has eo so little r f r rd j Its the same with wl meat men said Bald the un d I sympathetic Head Barber Darber All Ail I J got Is la laone Iso Isone one o e business salt sult alt and one for tor Sunday Sanday and andt i t loot Inot at Boni Eoal de Castalone lies nes got cot ot all kinds of or snits oa on his bis hands bands Prince Albert Albeit I rt j f cults lul and civil cl suits snits alt altE E Dm Dut it dont cost cast men much to dress O s said laid the th Manicure Lady Lad A girl cant l leoh swell well on oa three times the money mane one of or o f nr suits lul s costs and when she does let jet a r f good rood oats oute It goes 0 8 oat of or style In la no ao time flute timeTo r To o Have a Real Beal Eugenie lift LUt 1 Just think George what thus this Miss E El Ea tIns bus IB is going gain to bare bave to wear The entire t i outfit Is to be a I la in Empire with satin and andi i roel lace to burn barn And lust just think I She SheU Is U going coins to have bave some of or them Eugenie 4 f slits lift If It I could have bare a Eugenic Eugenie lift an all o n nb I b f Diy my dress dresa I cs erald uld die happy happ i 9 Vt t I Eugenic Eugenie lifts Una means trains on the front t a and back of ot the Instead ascend of at host on i I i the tile back I think thUs a grand Idea dea deaI I J George GeorgeL I r L I 1 think It a good deal tf f t hand work to keep krep the fringes out of or the theand r fl II and aed remarked the Bead Durber Proof 1 iL 1 i He B everybody knows know too that women are more than men ment t Sue She Sli ever eyer Iro Taft 1 aft tt accepted the theo thet t o nomination In thousand words and Td like lite U e to see leI a II woman who i f snap ap a prop sJ In less leslI time 1 that Puck nark i i Poor Genius Some Saine one OD asked Max Mai Nordan to define I the Ibe Difference between hemen genius and aDd In ID Insanity Ina sanity salty a 9 ell en salt the author of or lion the lunatic Is la at least leut sure Iura of or ort t i his bia hoard board and aDd clothe V f t UP 1 I Iii 7 ii In she ahe a dog clog fancier i t t j She Is whet thet Why liht she has been try fry iny ng for ever to so long to male make hydro tv it phobia more fashionable than apneas 11 I Jut Jast think ak what w c a chance chanca cha ce one ODe of them double doable trains would hu hare bare down around aroun the building OH on a windy day You dont dant look at the beautiful side of t things said Bald the Manicure Lady Lad Yon Ton aint a bit like Ute brother Wilfred W He Ile Is just justas as a meet aUld enthused over all them pretty pr tty gowns J waa aa u I am He Ile wrote a poem last Ia night at the dinner table tA and read it St to all an allor of or us This 13 is how bow It went SaleS Said Miss loss Elkins Pease hurry hurr my trout trous trousseau seau ea u I Slid Said Madame Louise I shall Ihan do I se seIf If It you yea doat dont sharply cried The I will then hare han you yon pinched by IT C Cruso Ca Caruso Caruso ruso I I Tuc a goad enough f a h poem admitted l Ithe the Head Barber narber but I J doat dont see us what business It Is of I suppose appose most poets Is more or less ladylike but bat trous troa Deans beaus ought ou ht to be out oat of ot their line hue Shed Like to Find a Duke I Any how bow said Bald the Manicure Lady it seems tough that a girl Irl like Uke me has bu to Island for tor one suit salt a year Jear when a s girl that I aint a bit hit better looking can wear w ar Empires Empire with Eugenie lifts on them and alid bare bave thirty two suits cults to travel trant in I wish 1 I could find and andone one of ot them Rake Duke de Of ot course coarse George getting married mamed dont cont don t always mean meaD traveling silts salts because some of at my mT girl Jirl friends has bas tot got ot married with one traveling salt and then worn the suit ault out traveling around looking l for tor a n sob Job jo to help support e rt friend husband Bat But just the same I 1 do have bare longings when I see nee all them newspaper articles a about swell gowns and whether they the are so or not nor I get kind of blue Eugenie Eugenia lifts make you yon no na tweeter sweeter said cald the Head Barber Barite gallantly Maybe not sighed the Manicure lady But Id like Uke to lift one I |